Thursday, July 04, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

January 10, 2013

What do you do if you are a rich and very bored A+ list celebrity on vacation? Well, if you are this guy you fly in escorts who look a lot like the person you want to steal and have no problems paying them $25K a night to act like that person too.

Simon Cowell

33 comments:

derek harvey said...

male or female

derek harvey said...

male---adam levigne

mynerva said...

Mariah as the person to be stolen?

Meanie Reese said...

Steal? Hmmmm...

Stacey Charter said...

@renoblondee got this one with the Simon guess. Julianne Hough seems to be the girl he wants to steal guessed most. Guess he can have her now...

heatherfleabag said...

Ack! Simon Cowell and his furpies need to go put a fucking bra on.

Renoblondee said...

We were guessing Julianne Hough at the time.

Katie said...

I don't think Julianne hough. He called her cheap and wouldn't invite Ryan on his yacht bc he was with her

heatherfleabag said...

Mariah is an interesting guess tho, I initially went with Julianne too, but I like Mariah for this.

nudibelle said...

Steallllll what is he a 007 villain

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

@katie I remember that...either that was a bs blind or maybe he was just jealous. ;)

Jenna said...

@nudibelle Simon WOULD think he's 007!!!

Seachica said...

Simon's type is brunette and slightly ethnic looking. No way is this Hough. I like the Mariah guess, or even Demi Lovato (though I think she would make herself available for Simon in a heartbeat.

Count Jerkula said...

Selena Gomez look a likes. Cowell jelly of d Beibs

caralw said...

Mariah. Steal from Nick and steal from Idol. She turned down xfactor.

sandybrook said...

I think it wad Kylie Minogue he was after or her sister.

Secondbecky said...

Can you "steal" someone for your team on the Voice? If so the maybe refers to Shakira

ethorne said...

Ugh, the thought of Simon Cowell & an army of Ryan Seacrest impersonators.

Emmalinasaurus said...

I'm kind of thinking the girl is Cheryl Cole. He really seemed weak for her, and seemed devastated to have to sack her from the x factor usa.

BitterBlondin said...

Carmen? Or Demi Lovato (if so -pedo gross!)

shopgirl said...

Ewww. Could he be any grosser with his chest hair and necklaces and halitosis?

tuti said...

Cheryl Cole makes sense. And goes well with Simon disliking Juliana Hough. Because Derek Hough dated Cheryl Cole and wasn't he rumored to hit her?

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Hegg said...

Sometimes it is just okay to be a little poor and not have all of these sexual hang ups I'm reading about here today!! lol.

La Descarada said...

I would totally dom Simon Cowell and those fat, furry man titties of him for free. Mmmhmm he'd look prettiest bent over a table with a ball gag in his god forsaken loud mouth to shut his incessant yapping for a while, with a nice fat strap on up his rear.

Call me, Simon. Call me now.

auntliddy said...

He's so weird for no reason.

Sherry said...

La Descarada: Oh that was gorgeous! LOL!!!

MadamChef said...

La Descarada, I would pay real money to see that! :-D Loved it when that girl threw eggs at him. He was so damned surprised that anyone would dare to befoul the Cowell.

Surrender Dorothy said...

Perfect @nudi!

Boadacious Betty said...

I agree with the Cheryl Cole guess. He's fascinated by her.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Love that he has to accept substitutes

Dishtlk said...

HAHAHAHA! He's such a bitch.

Bigbig said...

Leona Lewis