Wednesday, July 03, 2013

OJ Simpson Supports Paula Deen

Want to know what is on the cover of The Enquirer this week? OJ Simpson giving his support to Paula Deen. Apparently because she was nice to him 11 years ago by keeping her restaurant open and feeding OJ and his friends, he thinks she deserves a break. Do you know how far down the ladder you have to fall before an OJ Simpson endorsement starts to look attractive? I don't think Paula is there yet, but it is close. What I am also wondering is who decided to ask OJ what he thinks. Did the staff at The Enquirer say to themselves, "You know what we need to know. How does OJ feel about Paula Deen. I smell a cover because everyone knows you are nothing unless OJ likes you. Just not too much or he might kill you."

23 comments:

libby said...

Oooh...The coveted OJ endorsement. This should go far.

MadamChef said...

Wow, they could be twins there...

libby said...

(Reminds me of the Lucille Bluth line 'Everybody loves the Jews'.)
(If you know AD, you know the joke.)

MadamChef said...

@libby, cue the "Arrested Development" isn't relevant line in 5, 4, 3....

a non a miss said...

+1

Count Jerkula said...

I wish the Enquirer would ask OJ what it was like to do blow off Pimp Mom K-Trash's asshole. It was the 80's, that thing was furry, had to be a tough snort.

Susan said...

OK. This is getting ridiculous. Can this woman be beaten down anymore?

Renoblondee said...

I agree @Susan.

car54 said...

Paula is just having the worst fucking month. :(

Sugar said...

I was just wondering what OJ thought of all this. We should ask his opinion about everything now.

Massive G said...

Well, OJ is one stupid nigger.

Desiree said...

Although I'm not fan of the O.J...I do think most people should read this article. It kind of puts things into perspective.


http://www.americanthinker.com/2013/06/m-the_attempted_extortion_of_paula_deen.html#.UdCpDJkAd2Q.facebook

Rose said...

If you read the image you posted you would see The Enquirer didn't ask OJ. He contacted them, most likely because he saw an opportunity to get his name in the paper not because they have some undying friendship.

didi67 said...

Well this should fix everything.

Connie151 said...

And here I thought Walmart dumping her was the lowest she could go...

didi67 said...

Desiree, American Thinker is nothing more than another conservative conspiratorial crazy blog that will do anything and everything to defend a white woman over racial slurs ALL DAY. This is the same mouthpiece of the likes of Glenn Beck, et al.

lazyday603 said...

OJ told reporters, "Paula is my girl, I wouldn't saw her head off for eating crackers in bed".

MadamChef said...

LOL @ lazyday! I didn't know Paula was bi!

Sorry, I've got no sympathy. It wasn't "one word" 20 years ago in private after she was brutally robbed by a brother. Watch the video where she calls her 'black bestie' up on stage and tells him not to stand by that black wall or no one will see him. Hardee-har-har.

Jacq said...

OJ"I love that bitch, but if kill her in two seconds flat."

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Wow I'm disgusted to see any sympathy for a woman who was fine with calling her supposed "son from another mother" "black as this board" and further saying, "come on out here, people cain't see you in front of that black background."

auntliddy said...

Seriously, is there ANYONE anywhere who cares what oj thinks? I think you have better chance of getting a shot of bigfoot riding loch ness monster.

Rose said...

FYI, my comment was directed at Enty who would have usually caught this in the past. When I reread it I realized it could come off as aggressive towards all you lovely readers.

Tyger Lilly said...

Support from OJ? Now that's the kiss of death. Oops - maybe "death" is a bad word choice here. Unless he gets out of jail. Then it will probably be a very good word choice. Run Paula!