Saturday, August 03, 2013

Blind Item #4

This A+ list celebrity who used to be a pretty popular singer and a horrible actress was talking to friends the other night about the time she hooked up with this A+ list mostly movie actor a few years ago. They had dinner and then went back to her hotel. Apparently the actor had way too much to drink because he was not getting up to speed so to speak and our celebrity started laughing when he wanted her to talk dirty because he had an accent and she could not understand him because he was slurring and she started crying from laughing so hard and he just got up and walked out and never spoke to her again.

51 comments:

lazyday603 said...

Arnold wasn't a mostly movie actor several years ago. He was the governator. So I'm going to guess Jean Claude Hot Damn. I can never understand what he is saying.

janele said...

Madonna and Antonio Banderas.

Molly McButter said...

You say singer + horrible actress, I say crossroads or glitter.

Lissa said...

J Lo and ?

Fairmaiden327 said...

That's where I am too.

Sugar said...

That is the longest and most confusing sentence ever made.

Grace said...

Britney Spears and Colin Farrell

babo said...

Getting in bed with Colin Farrell and him not being able to perform? The frustration it must be

Ruby Soho said...

@Sugar

You are not lying. Wow.

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jane3113 said...

I thought Spears and Farrell as well

Sugar said...

But does Britney have friends?

Nutty_Flavor said...

I immediately thought Madonna. Mariah actually did OK as an actress in 'Precious'.

mizzavrid said...

Madonna and Antonio forsure.....

KatL said...

I thought Britney as well, but wasn't sure of the guy. I love Colin Farrell for the guy though!

Snootches said...

It's either Brit, Mariah, or Madonna for sure, but I'm having trouble finding an A+ list actor w accent. I think the ratings are off on the actor. No way Antonio or Colin are A+. Not even a couple years ago.

HannahBanana said...

My first thought was Madonna & antonio....cuz Madonna is a HORRIBLE actress.

HannahBanana said...

& Madonna would definItely be bold enough to laugh in the guys face.

Renoblondee said...

That's pretty funny. Yep, Madonna I think.

Fish said...

Madonna would be that cruel. I thought Antonio snubbed her years ago when he first came to Hollywood as he was in love with his first wife. Payback?

demoiselle said...

A few years ago was still a long time post-Evita. I find Madonna + Antonio hard to believe--this is framed like they didn't know each other well, and you would if you worked together on a film of that scope for as long as they did. Also, if you worked with someone for a long time, you'd get to understand his accent.

auntliddy said...

It must kill madonna shes so bad at acting. Shes used to excelling in whatever field she chooses, so this must be a huge annoyance to her. And im not a fan, just saying.

auntliddy said...

I think we can rule out madonna. Says woman was laughing and we all know she has NO sense of humor.

Sugar said...

Unless she's laughing directly AT you, Auntliddy!

HannahBanana said...

Yes, I believe it does. She thought she was everything in Evita. I thought it funny because basically IMHO, Eva Perone & Madonna are kind of alike...lack luster personalities. I'm not a fan either. She's just too arrogant for someone who has had soooo many other ppl sing for her on her albums. She's basically a karaoke show.

HannahBanana said...

Yea, Madonna only laughs at others expense, & laugh she does. I wish I could send her some hydrangeas, snort...

Jenn said...

Well it's not Cher, though she would freakin laugh her ASS off at the guy and then tell friends about it, but she can act. I miss her acting.

I think Madonna too. Or Brit.

Colin Ferrel couldn't be that hard to understand though he's just Irish. Maybe I've just watched too much Father Ted.

Sherry said...

@Hannah: Touche!

Colin Ferrel can always get it up. In my mind at least.

And it is true that Madonna, no matter how hard she tries cannot act her way out of a paper bag. Although she wasn't too bad in "Suddenly Seeking Susan".

It's interesting that she took vocal lessons to be better in Evita (and I think it helped) but I have never heard of her taking acting lessons. Shite, even Marilyn Monroe did.

Maybe Brit couldn't understand because well, not gonna come out and say it. Bless her heart!

demoiselle said...

Marilyn Monroe had some acting talent.

hothotheat said...

Madonna and Tom Cruise (post NK, before Katie). It says "hook up", so a one time thing, not dated publicly. And they haven't spoken since.

Def Madonna though - horrible actress.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Hothotheat, but what about the accent? Cruise has an American accent, just like Madonna used to have before she re-christened herself as a Brit.

Cindy said...

I thought of J-Lo and maybe a British or Aussie actor?

Feline said...

I was thinking of the guy married to Penelope Cruz - the one from No Country for Old Men. He was pretty A list a few years ago, even though I can't think of his name.

How about Xtina for the bad actress?

Megg said...

Russell Crowe for the actor? Not sure about the singer, but Madonna's a good guess.

B626 said...

JLOs a better actress than a singer

FrenchGirl said...

Kylie Minogue /Jean Claude Vandalmne or Madonna /Antonio Banderas( if it's about Madge and Banderas,it's a fake)

jaariel said...

Britney & Colin Farrell

Captain Midnight said...

Jessica Simpson and ?

Sherry said...

Demoiselle: Yes MM did have talent. I should have been more clear.

veganbilly said...

Mel Gibson (enty always forgets he wasn't born in Australia, just raised there) and Lindsay Lohan! Lohan's singing career was hilarious.

Miss S. said...

J-Lo and Gerard Butler.

85134943 said...

The first thing I thought of was Britney Spears and Colin Farrell, but that can't be right... can it?

Pip said...

I have had difficulty understanding Farrell in interviews. If he was wasted, it would be worse.

It would be awesome if it was Gerard Butler.

Snit said...

But it says she, "used to be a pretty popular singer" which implies she isn't as popular now. I'm stumped.

Bravura said...

I'm liking the Brit/Jlo and Gerard or Colin guess. Irish can be hard to discern if you're not used to it and couple that with drunken slurring I can see it. I can defiantly see it with Gerard. He "Americanizes" his accent often (myScottish mother does the same) but if you put them in their own country or give them a few beers it comes out hardcore. And given that even I struggle to understand what some of my Scottish family members are saying at times, I can see this happening. If youre not listening well enough, it can all mush together. Add some scotch to the equation and you're screwed, especially with Scottish slang lol

KellyLynn said...

How about Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler?

MrWolf said...

Taylor Swift and Eddie Redmayne? I'm pretty sure he casting couched her over Les Miserables.

Nellie said...

Jessica Simpson and....

hothotheat said...

@Nutty_Flavor I forgot about the accent.

I like the Jessica Simpleton and Gerard Butler guess now.....

gr8p said...

madonna and antonio banderas.

NaughtyNurse said...

I was thinking Madonna with her fake British accent, but I am liking the Jessica Simpson guess more now.