Saturday, August 03, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

March 15, 2013

This actor is B- list. Honestly he should be C list, but he has such a well known face and voice that you have to put him in the B list range. Huge career lasting for decades. Always the second banana, but very popular. Did I say he was aging? Over 60. He insists his latest girlfriend is 18, but she was telling people at dinner the other night she needed to get home and study or her parents would kill her. I'm thinking high school student. He plays big in high schools. Colleges too.

James Woods

84 comments:

Kelly said...

Eww. How can she stand it?

Evil Kumquat said...

Not a surprise.

Family Guy had to greatly increase his ability to land high school tail.

Count Jerkula said...

Get it James. Yer only as old as the person yer bangin.

Sandy said...

What girl in high school would think an old guy like Woods is attractive? He was never particularly attractive when he was young, and I shudder to think what he looks like now. Does he pay them?

Now Jeff Goldblum (who has similar tastes) I understand. He's old but still ridiculously attractive.

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Count Jerkula said...

Oh, and might I ad......I NAILED IT!

And then I got the VIPblonde seal of approval.

Snootches said...

I shamelessly love me some Goldblum too!

Tyler said...

If he's taking her out publicly, she's gotta be legal or he's crazy, especially since he must know her parents are strict.

bar fly said...

Enormous cock and big bank account still dont lessen the "Dirty As Fuck Old Man" quotient. Hes old enough to be their grandfather. And what is wrong with the teenager that sees James Woods and thinks "I need me a piece of that wrinkly ass" ?!?! I thought i was gross....

Count Jerkula said...

Re-reading the old thread, 2 things jumped out at me:

This pic of Woods in the water

And if Hamster Party is still viewing: Suck It.

Unknown said...

You can be 18, and still in highschool.
You can also be 18, and in college.
I highly doubt James Woods is dabbling (publicly) with anyone younger than that...

BringingUglyBack said...

Woods is rumored to be packing the lovely ladies have spoken and said size matters so why are people surprised?

Count Jerkula said...

Please, no one be so naive as to think that an 18 y/o can't be a gold digger. It aint like the guy swooped into a village and kidnapped a virgin.

HannahBanana said...

Damn...I'd forgotten all about that. She went batshit on your ass! Lol!!!! Oh if she could see u now! (probably does, daily lol)

Honey Bunny said...

Yuk! How gross is that.
He may have a big thang but that ain't all we girls care about. He is definitely paying for it.

figgy said...

please, it has nothing to do with how much he's "packing." Men love to believe that when very young women have sex with very old men there's some chance that some of it has to do with sexual pleasure. Young women get with old men for three reasons: money, power, and the possibility that the old man would advanCe Them in some way. men get this through your headS: young women think old men are just as gross as young men think old women are. Period.

Anon said...

You can apply that to the cougars and MILFs. The only reason a guy fucks with an older woman is because he doesn't have to work too hard for the pussy. Young girls know their self worth , they have a wider dating range from young to older men. Cougars have slimmer and slimmer pickings as they age and have to work harder body -wise just to look good at their age.
Young dudes don't need to wine and dine older chicks. Cougars take care of the hotel bill or hell make their way over to your place no matter if you cleaned it or not . Cougars are easy going in that regard but like most women ,
beware, you fuck a woman more than 6 weeks, the bitch will catch feelings. Stopping by unannounced , checking your phone, hinting around at her b-day, Valentine's Day,etc.... Typically female shit.

babo said...

I can t even imagine what they might be talking about ... their relationship must be as deep as his package

trudi said...

Figgy is 100% correct. I'd like to the possibility of getting named in the will.

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The Real Dragon said...

@Figgy Nah Figgy. James wood ask me out I would. I would.

MacAttack said...

its funny, if this was a 60 year old woman with an 18 year old guy, you ladys would be like

"get it gurl"

i say if she wants to bang an old celebrity then let her. If ou're 60 and can still bang 18 year olds? fair play

Anon said...

You can't blame him really. If a 60 year old man had a choice between 18 year old pussy and 60 year old pussy......

demoiselle said...

If an 18 year old or younger is getting with a 60 year old in the hopes of getting something in his will, she's gonna have a long time to wait, most likely.

Jenn said...

I'd bang Sean Connery and brag about it.
I can't stand James Woods that smarmy, creepy fucker.

Sherry said...

Maybe she has a daddy complex. Power and money are strong aphrodisiacs.

And believe me, MILF's are getting off on the power of the attraction a younger man might have to them not to mention getting a hot body that can give it a go over and over. Some older men lose their "intensity" and recovery is a lot longer. Granted they may be able to go longer. Like all things it depends upon the person.

And let me brag, it gets much better for women as they get older. We know our bodies and orgasms are much better than when we're younger. AND happen faster. Thank god we get something!

SophiaB said...

Your insight into women is just as profound as your observations of the social landscape, @JC. Must say you are at least consistent in your idiotic pronouncements. What a fool. You miss so much when you decide you know things. Ah well, I speak at the cognitive equivalent of a filthy brick wall. Where is Mr. Clean when you need him?

mygeorgie said...

Eww to both JW & Goldblum. the reason these pepaws don't date someone closer to their own age is because an 'evolved' broad wouldn't put up with their shit! And we have some expectation of DEPTH and emotional maturity.

Jenn said...

Personally, I don't want a much younger man. They're immature and needy at the best of times, I don't want one who is even more of a child. So, +\- 5 years is about my limit on age difference. My husband is two yrs my senior.

However, my mother and her husband are 17 yrs apart..she's older. They've been together for wow, 30 years now. O_o

Yes, my mother is an OC(original cougar). This was fodder for the gossip mills back in the day in my hometown, but she's never been one to give a damn what folks say. He adores her, and she loves him. It's all about the couple, each one is different.

TalksTooMuch said...

Why does everyone still care about who is legally banging who? I mean, he's not my cup of tea, but maybe he's really charming or charismatic in person. No one screws an age, they screw a person. And all those dudes going on about gross old women, maybe there are gross old men out there that actually like them! To bone even! And young women are very impressionable and like to experiment. It doesn't necessarily mean she has daddy issues. Just an open mind.

Sherry said...

slow clap for SophiaB. Preach it sister. I like the warning about a 6 week period where us gals would fall desperately in love and be class A clingers. I'm thinking-there is NO WAY this is a problem you have ever encountered. What an eedjit.

TalksTooMuch said...

Whoops, that was a little pulpit-y, sorry!

Pip said...

I think James Woods is hilarious on Family Guy. His storylines are so strange, and he is written as a creepy, dirty old man, with no shame. He plays the character to a T!

No Agenda Groupie said...

So, her parents might give her hell for not finishing her homework? But are ok with her dating a man old enough to be her granddaddy?

Err said...

@jerk that's what I tell my older husband!

PookieTwo said...

So sad that he's dropped to a B-, he's a brilliant actor, was genius in Salvador and the Onion Field. And dare I say it hot in the 80s, see Against All Odds, he out-hotted a studly Jeff Bridges in that one imo.

Shame all he's known for now primarily is dating teens. Although if it makes him happy and everyone's ok with it, whatever.

Sherry said...

Groupie: Yeah, right? Seems like they could give a crap about their little girl. She's got a sugar daddy now. Maybe they're hoping he'll pay for her college?

H888FUL said...

Oh just curious, I'm really beginning to like you even though you're a nigger! You're silly, not all women get feelings for men they're with! Feelings are for suckers, people are shit and if you feel anything other than contempt and maybe mild pity (on really rare occasions) then you are setting yourself up for trouble. If you are in a relationship and you waste your time with spying on them then you're a joke. Fuck them, they're gonna do what they're gonna do so why look like a clingy loser? The second a guy is out of my sight they're out of my mind too. Nothing is more pathetic than acting like you care more than the other person. Don't care at all, I assure everyone that nobody cares about anyone more than themselves and the funniest thing in the world is watching a guy try and play mind games with you. When they realize you don't care the look on their face is priceless! Shit, I should start a website devoted to that!

Anon said...

"Oh just curious, I'm really beginning to like you even though you're a nigger..."


At least there's still one person on this board who still believes I'm black.

Anon said...

Evolved? Like whom, Demi Moore or Sharon stone????

Anon said...

Most of my statements are very profound. For instance , I've always said that any fool can get a woman 's attention no matter how idiotic he sounds...... And there's always one bitch in the room to prove me right.

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Anon said...

My bad, some women are more sensitive than others. The minute you bust a nut in some females , they got a U-Haul outside your residence.

Anon said...

I think this maybe be a mentor thing. Most of Wood's girls tend to young actresses. Maybe he gives them pointers about their career along the way. Where to be seen? Who to associate with? Kinda like those Playmates who "date" Hugh Hefner.

Pip said...

I'm still on the fence if Justcurious is really a black man or a white one. I think 888 is a white woman who would be humiliated if her friends found out the type of shit she spews on here. Or employer.

di butler said...

But my 2 cents, because I'm old measured on the Woods-Goldblum scale, but James is a great actor, really interesting guy. Nice, but then, he wouldn't be into me, so I have no idea how all of that works.

Bravura said...

I still have love for James but only because he was the voice of Hades in "Hercules."

"Memo to me to main to later"

marie-ski said...

That's just gross. I would slit an old mans throat for fucking with my underage daughter, whether she "wanted it" or not. Rich,famous I dgaf who you are.

marie-ski said...

Totally agree. Sad how it's a pat on the back for a dirty old man to screw a young girl
But when a older lady does it, she's desperate.
WTF?

Count Jerkula said...

Geez, everyone calm down. The cum guzzler was in school, not under age. It was Fugazi Enty trying to manufacture salaciousness to incite the marks.


@Pip: Just Curious is a lonely, flat chested white chick so in love w/ BBC, that she is trying to pass herself off as a black guy. She prolly even velcros on a strappy before she sits in front of the computer desk.

marie-ski said...

It's a two way street you racist sexist piece of shit. Too bad we all know you're packing a pussy between your pathetic legs.

Anon said...

@Pip: Just Curious is a lonely, flat chested white chick so in love w/ BBC, that she is trying to pass herself off as a black guy. She prolly even velcros on a strappy before she sits in front of the computer desk.

LOL ,this sounds like 99 percent of the white females on this board.

Keep Trying

Anon said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
See folks, the truth never lies.

Anon said...

The Entity should put me on the payroll. I draw more interest than any black male on this site besides Chris Brown. Definitely generate more posts than those re-cycled blinds.
Hmmmmm, I 'm coming for that #1 Spot.

Count Jerkula said...

@Just Curious: You keep tellin yerself yer a dude, Sweetie. You will convince yourself eventually.

Count Jerkula said...

Hey everyone, Just Curious read To Kill A Mockingbird!

marie-ski said...

Don't understand how that proves your point. Please enlighten us. We just can't wait for you're jems of wisdom.
And if you want to paint me as the disgruntled bitch who does'nt get dick,then go ahead.... That line is wearing pretty thin.

marie-ski said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Seee folks....Proved my point. If it's a chick it's pathetic,if It's a guy he gets a pat on the back.

marie-ski said...

Dude, come on. Your not fooling anyone. Get the fuck over itl

marie-ski said...

Pretty sick of hearing "white bitches do that"
You should really stop the self-hatred and learn to love yourself.

marie-ski said...

Really? Cum guzzler? Really mature dude.
Guess your daughter(god forbid you have one) will most deff be on that pole in L.I
Hope you give her a c-note for me! ;p

Anon said...

Negative, men can be pathetic as well like Hugh Hefner. Clooney pulls it off better. Jack Nicholson?? Here and there. Celine and her hubby,Rene look good together.

Anon said...

You keep swinging on my nuts, you'll give up pussy and your hands altogether.

Anon said...

The Entity , observe my work. See the replies I generate . Cut the Check.

Anon said...

Nah, I saw the movie.

Count Jerkula said...

@marie-ski: Why you gotta disrespect my child? I didn't make any smart alec remarks about your daughter. My comment was directed at the bim dating James Woods.

I mean lets face it, any skeezer gonna date him is going to google his ass and see a string of barely legals on his arm. So if she dates him, she knows what she's getting into. If she is totally fucking oblivious and thinks he's a knight in shining armor, then she needs to learn the hard lesson that will be coming her way.

Count Jerkula said...

@just curious: Ugh, Sweetie. Playing off the books are kryptonite stereotype? What did you do, read How To Be A Black Man For Dummies, by Chris Rock?

Get yerself some Mido, and a Hershey bar and go lay down.

marie-ski said...

Not buying it, your argument falls flat with me. Still think you have a below average IQ, or you are justr trying to get attention for an out of date opinion.
Either way your a sad fuck.

marie-ski said...

Goddamit fuck face! I'm trying to hate you here, you are not making it easy.
Guess some girls gotta learn the hard
way.
You could talk a girl straight into her coffin,could'nt you @jerk


marie-ski said...

Ok, I admit it......after a really long think. I would like to be in counts fan club.
He won me over. I'm not begging, but I would be honered if you'd accept me.
Don't always agree with how you put shit down, but it always maes some kind of fucked up sense.
I hate/love you count....you cocksucker motherfucker <3

marie-ski said...

Just know I won't be shy on calling bullshit when you start getting out of line, fuckface :-)

marie-ski said...

YAY! I'm in the 1%. Never thought that would happen in this lifetime.
For real tho, I'm sure most these ladies have bigger balls than you.

marie-ski said...

Don't pat yourself on the back so quick. Did the same thing a few months ago and got way more comments then this. Where's my check?

Anon said...

When your daughter becomes of age, send her over to my place , will ya.

Anon said...

You come across more like that battered woman who bails her boyfriend outta jail the next morning because " ...alll relationships have their ups and downs ."

Count Jerkula said...

@marie-ski: its all good. If you love to hate me, the sex will probably be great. Height and location, please, Dollface.

E. DuBois said...

It really is shame that the comments on this site have devolved in such a disgusting, stupid manner. Yuck.

Unknown said...

you got it figgy but the male ego will never acknowledge that

Count Jerkula said...

@E.DuBois: Well maybe try adding something of value in attempt to lift the ship instead of cryin like a lil betch.

Unknown said...

and as long as they are getting laid or blown they don't really care until it costs them a lot of money like the 18 year pension plan

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

James is a pedo from way back...pretty damn gross!

Maybe, he is trying to take these girls lifeforce so he can be in more second rate roles FOREVER

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@Count Jerkula kidnapped a virgin...NICE

auntliddy said...

All i can say is," ewwwwwwwww! Old balls!" Nty!!

NaughtyNurse said...

James Woods a B- who should be C???? Who is writing these blinds...REALLY? How old are these writers, with all their tween-worshipping blinds, thinking James Woods should be a C?

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