Saturday, August 03, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

May 7, 2013

This A list reality star/host/judge entertained people last night with a very detailed, very graphic description of how she performed oral sex on her boyfriend in a limo last week and how she had to change outfits when she got to the event because she had, umm had a Monica Lewinsky experience happen during it.

Heidi Klum

41 comments:

Kaye said...

Too much information!

WareCat said...

well if she took it like a champ & swallowed, shit like that wouldn't happen.

figgy said...

Klum Keepin' It Klassy.

Unknown said...

Hmmm, you would think she would be better at it than that....

Lotusknot said...

Klassy

Lotusknot said...

Klassy

Lotusknot said...

Klassy

Lotusknot said...

Klassy

Sugar said...

Ha! Maybe the car hit a bump or something right at that moment of release and he came all over her and the car? I mean, we don't know! Or maybe she couldn't hold it all in and some dribbled out on her dress? Possibilities are endless. I'd like to believe Heidi swallows.

Del Riser said...

Her friends must love her, she has no social information "off" button.

I can't believe Heidi doesn't swallow either, there has to be a simple explanation for the Monica moment.

Count Jerkula said...

So cool that at her age she is still having fun doing naughty things. She probably made her own wet spot on her outfit while blowing him.

Life don't end at 40 ladies.

Sugar said...

Amen to that, Jerk! Speaking from someone who turned 40 in April. My sex life has only improved.

Kelly said...

I'll second that Count!

OKay said...

No, Count, it does not. But you do need to be more aware of where your hips are at all times...

Tru Leigh said...

Take that, Seal.

Anon said...

She was caught fucking around on him. He's better without her.

Anon said...

Heidi was on Oprah a long time ago talking about how Seal and her met. Heidi said she noticed Seal coming through the lobby of a hotel wearing spandex . She noticed his package and was instantly attracted. I was supervise she said this to a black woman let alone Oprah. Even more surprising Oprah didn't respond to Heidi's stereotyping.

Tyler said...

@Sugar re: "Maybe the car hit a bump or something right at that moment of release"

I love how you think ;)

auntliddy said...

Hes not better off without anything.

Amy in MI said...

Maybe she choked a bit? I would think she has the technique down!

auntliddy said...

Kaye hit it, TMI!!!

Sugar said...

How was Heidi stereotyping him? He has a huge package. She noticed it and fell in love. The end.

annanaannnaaaa said...

The outfit she dribbled on probably cost more than my car.

correy said...

And yet people would still paint her with a sympathetic brush. Seal may have been a dog, but I still believe she she's just as culpable, at least he's more discreet.

Sherry said...

Well that was sloppy.

And Count I can affirm that it gets much better after 40. So much for JC spouting off about how we older dames have to pay for a good time (my typing first said rim-hmmm). We are having our own good time thankyouverymuch!

correy said...

She popped her cooch & he stepped up to the plate, made her look respectable when she had a rep as a dick chaser, a pregnant one at that. And Leni got a trust fund, heidi got a settlement from billionaire baby daddy. She's no better than a jumpoff, just doesn't get the rep cause she comes across as sophisticated, charitable, & maternal. Btw, she did stereotype him, the mandingo who became her captain save a ho. Go read things about her up til she met Seal & her rep now.

Jenn said...

You'd think she'd have a towel handy to catch the overflow. She's grown. Be prepared.

Sugar said...

K

Alicia said...

I've heard this about her and it makes me like her. I respect a lady who crosses the TMI line, the girly bullshit level is way low. And theres an aspect of social awkwardness that I find endearing. Keep talking Heidi!

Unknown said...

I thought we were suppose to get some juicy reveals this morning.... What happened enty?

urban chaos said...

Get it girl! No shame in that..and any group of women will tell you when gf's are together the filter often gets tossed out the window and the conversations became real and candid.

I appreciate it as it makes her seem more like able.

Err said...

I saw that interview. Seal notice her see_through outfit and it was love at first sight. Doomed to end.

saucyjane said...

I'll third it. 35 now and you couldn't pay me enough to go back to my 20's. Selena Gomez et al look like children to me...gross.

Honey Bunny said...

Heidi, Heidi, Heidi.(SMFH)
You just don't tell everybody your business girl.

Pogue Mahone said...

Ewwwww!!

Anon said...

Any black man is better off than being with a trifling white woman. Black men need to stop picking up the whiteman's trash.

figgy said...

Oh Snore @Just Curious.

cowbulls said...

Heidi may have money but she is still "trailer trash". It's a shame she spent so much time with Seal when she could have been providing happy endings all over the world.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@Sugar you are cracking me up this morning! thanks

Anonymous said...

Ha ha! You think women squirt giving a BJ? Good one Count!

PJJ said...

Lmao @Sugar! Shut em down with that "K"

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