Thursday, August 01, 2013

Simon Cowell Named In Girlfriend's Divorce Papers

Guess who is going to have to testify in a divorce trial? Simon Cowell. He has been named in divorce documents filed by his former best friend Andrew Silverman. Yep, the same guy who now has a wife (above) who is pregnant with Simon Cowell's baby. The great thing about this for the gossip world is that Simon will have to detail every bit of the affair under oath. From day one right through the present. I think this could really hurt him in the eyes of audiences. Everything was fine with him having sex with hundreds of women every year, as long as they were all single and everyone just said it was Simon being Simon. This is so much different. Andrew Silverman's brother called it a betrayal. Yep.

The divorce papers were actually filed two weeks ago, but no one picked up on it until the story broke about the pregnancy yesterday. Simon has refused to discuss any of this and ignored the media yesterday when confronted outside X Factor.

26 comments:

The Raving Badger said...

Technically, he had to name him. You can't divorce if the wife is pregnant. Unless..... the father is identified and stipulates to paternity. Simon stipulates, she gets her divorce, they all live happily ever after. Children conceived in marriage are otherwise presumed to be husband's.

Kelly said...

Is this in New York or London?

auntliddy said...

The hubby is a little slow on the pick up, no? Hes right there in the pic while his wife is caressing simons giant head. He even has a look on his face like ,wtf? Maybe everyone happy with swapsies until miss thing turned up toting a fetus that may or may not be simons. Holy mess.

The Raving Badger said...

I think they all know what's up and are good with it. Yo each their own.

Topper Madison said...

These people are WAY too old to be behaving like this.

Publicus said...

You are a moron, Badger. As usual, you are wrong. Asswipe.

rajahcat said...

well that is going to be messy

Publicus said...

Simon's scum receptacle looks exactly like Pateaus's bitch

rhinovodka said...

I read yesterday that this woman wants Simon to marry her...not sure how much truth that is.

Bacon Ranch said...

Okay first of all, this article was written by a female trying to sound like a male. FAIL.
Second, is anyone shocked or dismayed to learn..learn..that Simon is an ass?

I didn't think so.
Not so sad that he was caught, though. She outsmarted the guy. Now he can't just buy her a house and make her go away. He's on the hook.

Carol said...

Simon is never going to marry her.
She goes what she is after - a big paycheck for the next 18 years. Even Simon knows what she is and what she is trying to do, he won't stick with her. I read somewhere else she once had an affair with Simon's brother. Seems she has been passed around a lot.

D Brown said...

Simon should get a DNA test as soon as the baby is born and before the birth certificate is registered.

car54 said...

If it's his, he can afford to support the mother and kid forever--and never notice.

He finally got caught by one of the women he messes with. I think he'll do the right thing financially but I don't think he will marry her or be that involved with the child--until maybe it's older. I don't see Simon as a poopy diaper changing kind of person.

Janieb said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

skimpymist said...

Simon should get a dna test since this chick has been rotating as much men as he has been rotating women.

Anonymous said...

i read he thought she was on BC and she set his ass up

and now she will be set for life

*evil villain laugh*

trouble bubble said...

Also children conceived up to 9 months after the divorce are presumed to be husband's. Unless the patternity test proves otherwise

OKay said...

@rhinovodka oh, you'd better believe she wants Simon to marry her. As I understand it, marrying wealthy men is all she does.

The Raving Badger said...

Publicus, GFY. I'm a licensed, practicing attorney who does a great deal of family law. You are a dumbass. Each jurisdiction has a set of laws to deal with exactly this. Why? Because if husband dies while married to wife, kid is a presumed heir. There are also rules in many places about timelines for dening presumed paternity. Usually two years. A that point child is most likely ensconced in husband's family and it would harm the child to make it a legal and emotional bastard.

The Raving Badger said...

Publicus, GFY. I'm a licensed, practicing attorney who does a great deal of family law. You are a dumbass. Each jurisdiction has a set of laws to deal with exactly this. Why? Because if husband dies while married to wife, kid is a presumed heir. There are also rules in many places about timelines for dening presumed paternity. Usually two years. A that point child is most likely ensconced in husband's family and it would harm the child to make it a legal and emotional bastard.

Unknown said...

No one is going to be mad at Simon, they already hate him. Per usual, this woman will wear the scarlet A, and her husband will be a victim and then soon forgotten. Then, if she is smart, she will disappear from the public eye, and pull a Jessica Seinfeld and become respectable again. Money rules in those circles.

NaughtyNurse said...

No way this is going to hurt him in the eyes of audiences. Karma, maybe, but not audiences.

Sherry said...

Nudibelle, that seems like entrapment to me. Hard to prove and gives women a bad name. But truly he could wrap it. Funniest shit would be the court appearance where he shows up with the Dr note of his vasectomy. Pull a total Clooney. Women who do this deserve everything they get.

Publicus said...

I have balled Mrs. SILVERMAN. her nipples are succulent; her possible tight and wet( and she sucks better thsn a Hoover.

Unknown said...

Publicus, just stop now. Either participate in a socially acceptable manner, or get off. You aren't helping yourself nor anyone else coming on here hurling insults and kicking e-sand in others faces, just to see what reaction you get. That is just sick and twisted. So, go away until you can play nice. Then we will welcome you with open arms. But you cannot disrupt our lives too. Other people have problems and pain in there lives. You do not hold the supreme title of suffering. I'm sorry for whatever you are dealing with, but you cannot take it out on us. We will be here when you are better able to control yourself. Thank you for understanding that we only want the best for you, and we need to feel safe here too. It's called boundaries. Respect them.

Unknown said...

Publicus sounds a lot like An Nah Na Na Na Na Na Mous (or something like that) and a couple of other user names. It was so nice and quiet for a few days.

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