Thursday, August 29, 2013

Blind Item #7

This A list singer/celebrity checked into a hotel last week and twenty minutes later walked down to the front desk with the fruit basket that had been left in her room and she started tossing the fruit at the staff and asked them how long she would have to stay in the hotel before they remembered she hates fruit.

46 comments:

Tru Leigh said...

Sounds like Drunky Witherspoon.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Reese Witherspoon is a singer/celebrity?

FSP said...

Adele

Katie said...

Ehhh whatev I hate fruit too

Gertie Raus said...

Sounds like constipation rage to me. Maybe if she ate some of the fruit, it would help her out and she wouldn't hate it so much...

Dani D$ said...

I'm gonna say Rhianna

skimpymist said...

Rihanna. I have never seen her eat fruit. Plus she prefers a gift basket full of weed.

Kelly said...

A drugged up Rhianna.

LottaColada said...

Xtina

MISCH said...

How can you hate fruit...?

NaughtyNurse said...

Jennifer Lopez in LA. She took her kids to Disneyland early this week.

Already have one said...

I hate fruit and veggies. She could be a Supertaster.

Hazeldazel said...

@MISCH - people can get weird that way. I have friend that hates pie. Certain kinds of pie? the crust? No all pie, the concept of pie, except for French Silk Pie which to them, is not really pie. I know, it makes no sense.

kpist said...

I like the JLo guess, she's notoriously rude to hotel staff

sarah.estell said...

I'm going with Rihanna.She doesn't look like a fruit girl to me. Unless she's figured out a way to smoke it.

a non a miss said...

Apples are one of the coolest things to smoke weed out of. Doubt its Rihanna.

Sarah said...

Rihanna is Barbadian, she loves coconut and mango, although I'm embarrassed to know this.

Leo said...

Bitch throws fruit at me, I'm suing her ass.

Sounds like jello

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Beware of angry Nicki Minaj.

Sarah said...

Madonna. And don't forget, she LOATHES hydrangeas. Obviously!

Hanwi said...

I immediately thought of Madonna.

TalksTooMuch said...

I thought Madonna also, but maybe if she had someone throw them for her

sandybrook said...

Madonna would do this because the fruits she likes have 2 legs and a dick

TracySwingKid said...

I sort of get it. I hate when I go to a place that I often patronize only to be treated like I have never been there. Everyone likes to go where someone knows your name. That being said, just take the fruit to the closest homeless person/shelter and give it away. Maybe she could even tell the front desk on her way to donate it, "I do not like fruit. I am going to donate it to a hungry person. You may do this in advance of my next visit with my fruit basket."

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha

ms snarky said...

What A list celebrity has this kind of spare time?

Get my assistant here NOW-A!!!

Unknown said...

Babs!

PotPourri said...

Dolphy!!!! HAhaha, that's what I was thinking. she's never heard the phrase "An apple a day..."

lazyday603 said...

Set it outside the door & get on with your life. This is drama for drama's sake. Plus she sounds homophobic to me. She should be keeping that to herself.

Anonymous said...

This is kind of funny, unless it's JLo then it's just rude. Her antics are tired.

katz101 said...

Gaga is here in London at the moment isn't she? she arrived earlier this week.

auntliddy said...

If i was front desk I'd tell her to stick the fruit up her ass. Or in answer to your question never, cos u arent allowed back fruit hater. And really, doesnt she have an assisstant for these menial chores?

Meg said...

Stupid waste of a good press opportunity! Take the basket out to a homeless person or a soup kitchen, etc., and get a photo in the paper of the celeb doing a kindness. Or just set it out in the hallway and shut the f--- up. Why waste the energy going out of your way being a bitch?

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

Rihanna is allergic to bananas, not the flesh ones but the fruits. She may hate the other fruits too.

Unknown said...

Special News Bulletin: No matter how famous you are, the whole world doesn't revolve around you. In the grand scheme of things, you're just a pissant like all the rest of us.

NateM said...

That bitch hates anything that resembles actual food

hothotheat said...

JLo. She prefers her room to have everything white. There is no white fruit. Those apples, oranges and bananas are adding color where she wants only white.

Besides, even though I don't care for Madonna I don't think she'd do this.

Jenn said...

What about the attention monger, Gaga?

Leo said...

I don't think it should ever come to assault

mistang said...

I guess I imagined the scenario in a funny way. Like when I laughingly throw stuff at my husband and say something like, "You goober, I told you not to get this." I guess it's hard to explain. Is it possible that this is taken out of context? You know, if it's true.

Anonymous said...

that behavior would only make me wana make sure there was fruit in her room every time

Anonymous said...

i enjoy poking a ridiculous bear

Not A Ninny said...

"Plus she prefers a gift basket full of weed."

Weed is a kind of fruit. Sorta.

Anonymous said...

((Slow clap))....@sandybrook

Anonymous said...

I think Nicki Minaj sounds right for this, she's enough of a bratty little shit to do this.

MadLyb said...

So Madonna hates Hydrogenas AND fruit? Bitch!

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