Monday, August 05, 2013

Blind Item #7

"Yes, yes, I know you have a c**k and that you like looking at women with large breasts, but how about you help me with my bags since I am on a television show and she is probably a stripper or used to be or wants to be. Of course she probably would give you a more interesting tip."

B- list mostly television actress on a hit premium cable show.

30 comments:

DewieTheBear said...

Ha ha ha.

Jennifer Carpenter.

MollyMo said...

+1 I would recognize that attitude anywhere :)

NomNom83 said...

I don't know, but I think I like this chick.

Dementia said...

Chelsea

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I think we lack the context to make any useful judgments.

I also think that won't stop most of us from making them.

saycheese said...

Hammaconda's gf, telling him to stop gawking and help with the groceries?

MM said...

She may be entitled to help with her bags b/c she's a paying customer, but it sounds like she's implying that she's better than someone else just because she's on a TV show. That's not cool.

Ruby Soho said...

I feel like half this blind is missing?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Sookeh?

sandybrook said...

Claire Danes I think the rating fits

The Real Dragon said...

Sometime you have to you ur forces

megan00m said...

I think I had that conversation with my ex.

megan00m said...

So I am answer to blind! Its megan00m!

Basil said...

I think this is hilarious, though I have no clue who it could be.

lzahart said...

cosign JC - Claire Danes is not B- and I think the part about the other girl having large breasts (when JC is flat as a board) is a clue.

IDK I love her.

Brian said...

Heidi Klum to her security guard/boyfriend...

Nancy said...

Emilia Clarke? She was recently in LA for the TCA awards.

auntliddy said...

Just the mention of the amazing technicolor hammaconda makes me smile. :)

auntliddy said...

Surely u kid! This guy is getting blown in limos, he aint looking anywhere else!!

auntliddy said...

I like her too.

Elissa said...

This sounds to me like something Lena Dunham would do, but has Enty ever called her a B-?

trainrides said...

@megan00m Didn't know you are on a television show! Lol. So are you also VIP/Analynne? Or are you, gasp, Kaley Cuoco?

i said...

Dame Helen Mirren.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Elissa, why not?

Nope said...

I like that she said cock instead of penis. Dirty.

Yxtabay said...

OK -- I'm lost -- who is the Hammaconda?

Swanky said...

Jon Hamm's penis

Shelly Brandli said...

I totally read this in the voice of Pam (True Blood)...Kristin Bauer van Straten?

Yxtabay said...

Thank you, Swanky!

MadLyb said...

Sounds like something Deb would say.