Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Blind Item #5

This former B list mostly television actor who had a hit cable show and not much else has dropped to C list since his show went off the air. He has resorted to finding women at colleges when he makes a drop by usually during some kind of lunch break when he suddenly appears in a crowded cafeteria starving for attention. Now though he says that things are much better and that he can just sit back and women come to him now. He says the only reason he is an actor is to have sex with as many women as possible and with his new movie they are back all over him.

18 comments:

Renoblondee said...

Someone from Entourage again?

Ryan said...

Piven. Entourage Movie is getting made.

"Cultivating a manly musk puts opponent on notice." -Ron Swanson

Bacon Ranch said...

Piven
They are actually filming an Entourage movie. (Or trying to, he's holding out)
Should be labeled Stupid Stupid.

me said...

Agreed its Entourage, but seems more like Dillon dude. Lil Piven has been doing Mr. Selfridge for a season or two. E and Turtle have movies out.

Ryan said...

"Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets." -Ron Swanson (Sorry, George Wendt. Ron Swanson is perfect in a way you will never be. Still luv ya though.)

Folly said...

Entourage was good while it was out. A few years ago. What's the point now?

sandybrook said...

I think its Kevin Dillon Piven is over in Europe. But here we go shin this week with another douche trolling sororities to get maid.

sandybrook said...

*again not shin *

caralw said...

Piven may be a pig, but I don't think he went into acting to have sex with women. His family runs an acting school in Chicago.

If it's one of the Entourage dudes, I'm guessing Dillon.

laura ramona said...

Jason Segel

hothotheat said...

I agree it's Dillon but i still love me some Johnny Drama.

di butler said...

Yup, Dillon over Piven.

timebob said...

I love watching Piven on Mr. Selfridge and watching all the classically trained british actors run circles around him. He is the worst part about the show with his pompous overacting.

Tina Mallette said...

It is jarring to see American and British actors and their very different acting styles working together on UK turf or even US turf for that matter.

Tina Mallette said...

Who is Ron Swanson is he related to Ron Burgundy? LOL.

didi67 said...

turtle or johnny

Lexa said...

"He has resorted to finding women at colleges when he makes a drop by usually during some kind of lunch break when he suddenly appears in a crowded cafeteria starving for attention."

This is one of the most bizarre sentences I have ever read on this site. And that's saying something. Who the hell "suddenly appears" in a campus cafeteria looking for sex?

Don't these sex-addicted actors know there are bars all over L.A.? This doesn't even make any sense.

Count Jerkula said...

Creed from The Office.