Tuesday, November 05, 2013

Blind Item #9

This aging B list actress who was on a great hit television show might be a mom but it has not stopped guys from lining up to date her. Apparently she is the number one woman that actors most want to date because she has some amazing talents. She literally gets to pick and choose among the best of the best.

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FrenchGirl said...
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Bacon Ranch said...

Apparently if you are a mom, it's an apparent shock that guys apparently want to date you. Apparently.
And literally.
Apparently literally.

FrenchGirl said...

BETTY WHITE ! for once,it's the good guess

FrenchGirl said...
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FrenchGirl said...

the Enty of the day is a huge misogynist

Rosemary Young said...

Pam A.

Betty White has no kids, just pets.

Bacon Ranch said...
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Bacon Ranch said...

The Entern of the day is a huge idiot.
Why would being a mom all of a sudden make you unattractive?

I SAID NO ICE.

Alexa Rose said...

Jennie Garth? Guess whoever this is stopped wearing her mom jeans. Geez, I didn't know becoming a mom made someone so unattractive.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Bacon, remember, this Entern is also dateless, penniless, and wineless. I would be bitter, too.

Count Jerkula said...

Edie Falco

TalksTooMuch said...

Apparently has become the new literally. I like how this post bridges the shift. When is it actually's turn?? When??

The Dude said...

The Entern must be 12. hasn't she/he heard of MILF?

MeanieRhysie said...

Actually...

Bacon Ranch said...

Right Alexa?
I know a lot of moms that are smokin'.
Nailed it 7, apparently this one has no idea what MILF stands for,hasn't heard Stacy's Mom and certainly hasn't ever seen pictures of Klum,Kerr or Alba.

Apparently.

Bacon Ranch said...

..Dammit Dude.
Just..Dammit.

Apparently Dammit Dude.

Literally Apparently Dammit Dude.

LADD. That's what I am going to call you.

Dammit.

V said...

I would guess Katey Sagal, but it sounds like this person is single.

I like Count's Edie Falco guess.

sandybrook said...

Guys wanna date Pam for sure but she isn't picking the best of the best either. I'm saying Heather Locklear.

jane3113 said...

Connie Britton because of course there would be a line.

Harry Knuckles said...

The actress is aging and she's given birth. That means she's flabby with a loose vagina. Not the most boinkable combination. I'm guessing she gives really good blow jobs.

TalksTooMuch said...

True story: no-one who uses the word boinkable has ever boinked. Or "did it"

auntliddy said...

wow, what does she do?!

Lucas said...

I would give nearly anything for an evening with Connie Britton. Good golly, talk about MILF-tastic.

And Harry, I am generally a laid-back dude but something about you makes me want to punch a koala.

8=====D - KermitGosnellKnobJockey said...

I guess commenters don't know the difference between "date" and "fuck":

MILFs are great for the two minutes of banging (or ten if you are a porn thespian), but suffering another dude's kid as in dating is godawful.

Brenda L said...

TTM - get 'im girl!

Seven of Eleven said...

Aw, @TalksTooMuch, leave Harry alone.

Hiya, Kermie! Is "porn thespian" the new term for "fluffer"? Congrats on the promotion!

Freya said...

How about Jane Seymour?

Gayeld said...

Don't do it, they've all got chlamydia. The koala bears, not Harry. Someone else would have to touch him for that to happen. I don't see that happening, apparently or literally.

Sherry said...

You can tell who sad, lonely and rejected (and possibly virgins) just by their answers.

Eros said...

What about jessica simpsons mom.

Lucas said...

I did not know that. About koalas. It's pretty clear the last time Harry saw a vagina he was being birthed through it.

Melpomene25 said...

I imagine this Enty has some deep-seated issues with women that are able to reproduce and still turn heads. Dumb ass

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Chris J said...

I read this as she plays a mom on her tv show. Allison Janney.

Grace said...

@Lucas, I literally cannot wait to use the koala line, and apparently I will soon.

Alvin said...

Katey Segal, Teri Hatcher

shopgirl said...

"She might be a mon but..." What, are you 12? You & Elvis should go bowling.

Jake Snikies said...

A woman saddled with another man's baby is most certainly a additional burden for a new man to take on or deal with coming into a relationship. It is %100 an X in the minus column. Basic, common sense.

Blake said...

WHOA...looks like it's "Bitter Middle-Aged Woman's Day" on CDAN.

versace buckles said...

Where does it say she's surprisingly hot even though she's a mom? Mom's are, as a generalization, less eligible bachelorettes. Children = baggage. It's not even remotely misogynist.

TalksTooMuch said...

Silly Blake: EVERY day is Bitter Middle-Aged Woman's Day! Check your calendar

V said...

Then it cuts both ways. Dads are, as a generalization, less eligible bachelors. Right?

versace buckles said...

Yep, they are.

Count Jerkula said...

Kids are a major minus to dudes who are self centered and need all a woman's attention. Mommy issues of their own most likely. Same on the flip side. Needy women will be jealous of the attention a dude gives to his kid, sometimes even if it is hers too.

I could see it if a dude doesn't want kids of his own, but if you want a family eventually, what better way to see if a chick will be a good mother to your kid than seeing her raise someone else's?

In any event, these dudes ain't lining up to marry this broad, they lining up to get a BJ.

Beverly D'Angelo has them twins from Pacino, was on Entourage and Scott Baio said she told him her overbite means she has a "cocksucker's mouth." She married?

Seven of Eleven said...

....and now I'm picturing Count Jerkula as Clark Griswold.

K. Madelyn said...

One of the dumbest BI's I've seen. Breeding is the Birkin Bag of the 2010s. Seems like almost every 30+ actress in Hwood is contributing to the overpopulation problem--& connected or single--a lot of them still make guys I know drool. Geez; you don't need to stretch as far-out as T Hatcher; all you have to do is define what is now considered to be an "aging actress."

Count Jerkula said...

If I was Clark Griswold, I'da dosed the 2 kids with Ambien and worked a 3way with Bev and Christie. I'd let current Bev peg me to get some 80s era Christie.

B said...

January jones?

TalksTooMuch said...

To all you single mamas out there, this is a fantastic lesson in men to avoid, starting with ones that name check versace, their buckles and the word snikies in their avis.

Tina Mallette said...

FYI Koalas are not bears they are marsupials, LOL, they get annoyed by the bear reference and yes the poor things, their population who are already under pressure due to disappearing habitat, are facing chlamydia as another threat.