Thursday, November 07, 2013

Justin Bieber Is Sleeping!

I don't know about you but I was excited to see Justin Bieber sleeping for an entire fifteen seconds. If you are the person making the video here is what you do to make the video seen by millions of people in the past day more exciting:

1. Take off as many clothes as possible and then make it look like you are getting out of bed with the guy.
2. If you can actually get in bed with him that is also bonus points.
3. Lower his blanket if he is naked and call him Michael Buble.
4. Show the world how "medium" he is.
5. Put bags of coke and a bong on the bed.
6. Pee on him yelling Wild Boyz.
7. Look into the camera and say that Lil Twist was better in bed.
8. Call the head of programming at NBC and tell them you have a show someone will actually watch.
9. Ask him why he kept calling you Selena.


The Real Dragon said...

... Um okay

audrey said...

With the posting of this video CDAN has sunk to a new low. WTF??? Get your head out of your ass and stop acting like a 16 year old fan girl on Tumblr.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

Hey dude, thank you for telling us.

Beetlejuice said...


And everyone says its the trolls that ruin this site.

Seven of Eleven said...

LOL @ Johnny!

It's not even the video - that list! Pee on him while Wild Boyz? Huh?

Freya said...

Interesting list. That's all I can say about that.

He's gotta be on his 14th minute by now, right?

Fairmaiden327 said...

Why is this posted here?

Meanie Rhysie said...

This skeeves me out...I had a boyfriend who took pictures of me while I was sleeping. I guess I looked cute. Ugh.

I'm I oversharing? ;)

__-__=__ said...

Too funny! Loved the stack of cash too. He's an idiot.

Jason said...

I wish Youtube would refuse to upload videos where the dipshit is holding their phone in portrait instead of landscape.

Kelly said...

All the entertainment news are reporting this. Yeesh.

califblondy said...

This kid needs to get better friends. I know he's a little jerk, but sometimes I feel sorry for him.

Don't hate, I said sometimes.

Unknown said...

Her parents must be so proud of her- Hey World I just fucked a celebrity!!

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

I call number 6!! LOL!


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