Thursday, November 07, 2013

Gwyneth Paltrow Realizes She Has No Friends

I know when you read the headline the first thing that will jump out at you is that Jay-Z and Beyonce are Gwyneth Paltrow's friends. Nope they aren't. Beyonce and Jay-Z are Chris Martin's friends. Jay and Chris have been friends forever and Gwyneth is allowed to stand next to Beyonce at a Jay-Z concert when Chris is also there. No Chris? No Goopster next to Beyonce. To show you how much Jay-Z loves Gwyneth he was on the cover of Vanity Fair after she urged her friends not to do anything for the magazine.

Now Gwyneth wants all her friends to boycott the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Why should they? Tell me one thing Gwyneth has done for any of them except suggest failings in their life that she alone has the capability to correct. Her cure often consists of a starvation diet and a mirror.

Go around town and ask anyone if they have ever received a favor from Gwyneth. Ask designers what a joy Gwyneth is to work with when they actually want payment rather than giving her free stuff to wear. No one will listen to her call for a boycott and I hope she realizes that maybe she is not the warm and fuzzy person to others she likes to think she is. I wonder if Chris Martin would go.

36 comments:

Paint Chips said...

Fishsticks!

The Real Dragon said...

In more exciting news I'm getting a new phone. What should I get? I phone or galaxy.

hollywood dime said...
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Henriette said...

I've read she is another one who boycotts antiperspirant and generally smells pretty bad.

Unknown said...

Ross Matthews is her friend.

bbhood said...

Galaxy! Wait until January though, the s5 is due out then.

LottaColada said...

@dragon, I vote Galaxy

Count Jerkula said...

But will she refuse to work with those who support Vanity Fair? And when is that story gonna come out?

Baka Neko said...

I'd go to best buy or something and play with each to see what one feels better.

Beetlejuice said...

Galaxy!!

TalksTooMuch said...

Galaxy Mega-go big or go home

Gertie Raus said...

@dragon, I am a Mac geek for life, but find that the Droid technology is much better. Galaxy all the way.

surfer said...

Schadenfreude!

Harry Knuckles said...

Saw something last night about Gwynnie calling Julia Roberts and asking her not to do an upcoming cover and interview that Julia is scheduled for. Seems Julia told Gwynnie to get stuffed.

Count, story is supposed to drop online in 2 weeks.

Freya said...

Goop is probably stuffing her face with Big Macs and Twinkies right about now.

Do people really think they will stifle their own careers to help her? HA!

JSierra said...

Galaxy! Just got my new one yesterday and it is simply fab! Apple is overrated

MISCH said...

And this is why she'll hold on to Chris…she'll never let go. Poor guy.

Jed Antony said...

@dragon, neither! Get the new nexus. It's prettier, cheaper and you'll get all the droid updates months before other brands!

Jed Antony said...

Is it wrong that I'm giddy about the release of Vanity Fair's expose and GOOP's inevitable meltdown? Hehehe.

Sherry said...

Hahahahaa...She actually thought people would boycott the Vanity Fair Oscar Party? She's delusional. It's a must attend and everyone clamors for a ticket to that.

Suck it up bitch. $5 says she'll be there too if she can. Although one wonders if she will be getting an invitation.

Know what would be funny? If Sean Young waltzed by Gwyneth into the VF party while Gynnie stood outside and watched the schmoozing.

sandybrook said...

GOOP doesn't give a flying fuck what anyone she doesn't know thinks or says about her.

Anonymous said...

I'm about to smash my fucking iPhone. Over it. Is it worth switching to Samsung?

Kara said...

When is that Vanity Fair supposed to come out anyway?

Eros said...

Galaxy all the way!!

WBotW said...

Pretty sure Jay-Z posed for that cover before the big Gwyneth thing...

Gayeld said...

Love my Galaxy.

kerri said...

Rach: I switched from iPhone to Galaxy S4 & bloody love it.

The Real Dragon said...

Thanks guys! I would have replied faster but I was workin.

I'm glad galaxy was won nexus that was actually the one I really wanted to buy but wasn't sure.

Galaxy it is. Sorry iPhone lol

New Life and Attitude said...

Go for the Galaxy. I still have the SII and other than my battery not lasting very long I still love it. I'm holding out for the newest one. My fiance has the S IV Active (only available through AT&T) and he was a diehard Iphone guy before.

The Real Dragon said...

Thanks guys galaxy is it.

@jed ill check it out!

Della said...

I hate my iPhone. It is slow. It freezes up. Have another year on my contract. *L*

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I want to see the look on Goops face when she hears the VF website crashed because so many ppl tried to access the article :,)))
Maybe she will release a rap song out of pure panic because she loves rap so much. I imagine it being about veggies with snarky undertones towards VF.its gonna be beautiful!

abob said...

@Dragon and others, Sony Xperia Z1, same/better specs as a galaxy but the build quality is superb.

OKay said...

My son has a Galaxy S4 and hubby and I both want to steal it. LOL My next phone is a Galaxy!

The Real Dragon said...

@abob Just some prices for sony Xperia Z1.. boy. I aint rich lol

Redd said...

I have a Nokia Lumia windows phone and think it is great compared to my old IPhone (3Gs)

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