Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Blind Item #3

Much to the chagrin of his female seat mate, this A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee watched porn for his entire flight and would excuse himself every 15  minutes to go the bathroom. Since he was in the window seat he had to keep getting by the woman on the aisle. Meanwhile our actor would leave his laptop up and running while he was gone with the porn also up and running. In case you are curious, it was straight porn.

37 comments:

OneEyeCharlie said...

Prostrate issues while flying can be a bitch

OT: Today my daughter turned 19. How the hell did that happen? It seems like yesterday I was 23 and care-free. Fortunately, she's smarter and better looking than I.

Kristin said...

Isn't FSP's dude in St Bart's? What's his name?

Seven of Eleven said...

What is with these snakes on the planes?

FrenchGirl said...

1/ what boring blind!
OMG a guy excited by a straight porn movie
2/i guess that he didn't travel in first class because in first class ,you don't disturb anyone when you go to the restoom or you watch your fav porn movie

Gayeld said...

Wish your daughter a Happy birthday! (I don't know how that happened. My Princess was just a baby last week, I swear, and suddenly I'm having to figure out what I need to bring to enroll her in kindergarten.)

jane3113 said...

I guess it is someone rumored to be gay. Like a jake g. Maybe trying hard to dispell rumors.

FSP said...

@Kristin-
R
D
J

Awww yeah!

aemish said...

Congratulations, Charlie.. time flies when you have kids

jodi benton said...

james franco

Kristin said...
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Renoblondee said...

Toothy

mkrobb said...

Totally James Franco.

Seachica said...

Have you been on a plane flying a domestic US route? Yes, you need to disturb your neighbor - even in first class.

Karen said...

Happy birthday to OneEyeCharlie's hopefully TwoEyeDaughter!

Johnny said...

RDJ...you dirty boy you

skimpymist said...

No blog jacking today

Jenny Ferrall said...

Happy Birthday to Charlie's girl! It does fly by so fast. I have been so happy to have three college sons here for the Holidays.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Happy Birthday to One-Eye's baby girl!! I remember 19...many, many, many moons ago. ;)

Kiwi Blondee said...

Kevin Costner

Blondie! said...

Happy Birthday One-Eyed Charlie's daughter!
If it had been Kevin, he probably would have asked his seatmate to do the "honors," like he asked the masseuse...lol!

Mickey said...

Seven of Eleven: What is with these snakes on the planes?

*Post of the Day*

NomNom83 said...

And the seat mate NEVER ONCE flagged the flight attendant while he was away to be like: "Do you see this? That's porn. And it's not okay. You end this or find me a new seat."?

Either she didn't really mind or what Enty is calling "porn" was really just a GoT marathon.

And the bathroom visits were totally for coke. If he was jerking off, this blind would have mentioned the hard-ons.

jack crevalle said...

Exactly, Nom. I would've stood up and announced to the plane, "Hey here's (whoever), he's watching porn on his computer, everyone take a good long look because he obviously wants to be noticed!" WTF happened to public decency and respect for others? Don't people have any shame at all any more? Disgusting.

Isa said...

Renner

Sherry said...

Charlie happy birthday to your little princess. My lil sister's son is like 35 so that'll really make one feel old. All erased by his 5 year old daughter who adores her great aunt.

TalksTooMuch said...

Happy birthday to Charlie's princess! I hope this new years is as awesome as it was 19 years ago. With much less labour

TalksTooMuch said...

Every 15 minutes?? Dang! Call me

Sugar said...

Random blog jacking fun fact:
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

Lila said...

don't people just post these things on twitter now? why send in a blind, just tweet it!

__-__=__ said...

Crocodile dung?!?!?!! The things I learn on CDAN!

Tru Leigh said...

A man over the age of 17 who can whack off every 15 minutes?

(Applauds)

Count Jerkula said...

I guess that will be one of the benefits to those Google Glasses.

auntliddy said...

Agree with Jack. You cant hold out for a few hours??!!

ninotchka said...

Flies commercial, coke every 15 minutes and "possibly surprising" straight porn in plain sight? Oy.

Franco.

Basil said...

If the seatmate was at ALL offended by what he was viewing on his laptop, she most certainly would have told a stewardess. I work in a library with 50 public access computers available, and people complain about what others are watching all the time! Even if it is a racy music video. Also, if this man was indeed doing what he was doing, he was basically forcing her into whatever kinky sexual fantasy he was into. Some guys really like doing shit like this to women. It's like the flashers, or obscene phone calls before *69.

Trashaddict said...

So can prostate issues, dude. They can leave you prostrate.

krychek said...

oh charlie'',if your kid is as good looking than you ,you are in trouble,