Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Blind Item #4

There is a special salesperson at Barney's. She works in women's designer evening gowns. Apparently she is in very high demand from female celebrities. Our salesperson provides an intimate encounter in a dressing room that makes her one of the best selling sales people in the entire store. Yesterday this B list mostly television actress with A+ list name recognition stopped by and had the thirty minute special.

33 comments:

Kristin said...

Throw us a bone on these blinds, Enty...

Vergara? Julie Louis Dreyfus? Cuoco? Delta Burke?

Stephie said...

Kirstie Alley?

Count Jerkula said...

She have thick fingers or a 7" tongue?

Unknown said...

Jada?

FSP said...

Cuoco

LottaColada said...

@Kristin, who is Delta Burke?

FSP said...

@Lotta- she's married to Major Dad.

Violet said...

Yeah right. This. Did/does. Not. Happen.
More so because I don't even get where you can have a b list tv actress with A+ name recognition.

Runswithscissors said...

Right! Lotta, you are outside the US. She was a beauty queen and was in a very successful sitcom, Designing Women.

Kristin said...

@Lotta Suzanne Sugarbaker. Precursor to Blanche Devereaux, my patronus for when I get older.

Seachica said...

Easy when the actress is more famous for who she dated than her role. I bet you know who Katie Holmes is.

Rosemary Young said...

This is not a celebrity gossip item; it's the plot of a porno! Why would a salesperson risk her job by hooking on the premises? Makes no sense.

Seven of Eleven said...

Betty White, of course! "How about a foam finger?"

Violet said...

Ok I'll give you that. It still never happened though. I'm willing to suspend disbelief on many an outrageous blind but this, fairly innocuous in the scheme of things, just no. It's most definitely not an optional extra at my local John Lewis.

Lila said...

for the very big commission. $$$. Doubt the store cares.

sandybrook said...

Eva Longoria if shes been travelling. Katie Holmes if Eva is not in NY right now.

NaughtyNurse said...

I don't know, but I'm on my way to Barney's!

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Haawt!

skimpymist said...

Sexy!

Blonde Galore said...

Enty watched that Sex&The City episode with Samantha and the male masseuse and got the idea for this, right?

S said...

Ummm they do know Barney's has cameras in all of the change rooms, right?

Blind items revealed...

NomNom83 said...

@Blonde Galore: I think you may be on to something.

TalksTooMuch said...

Delta Burke is awesome. That's it, that's all I got out of this blind

FlirtyChick74 said...

@Rosemary: it's highly likely. Depending on where you work a salesperson can bring in 6 figures

Sherry said...

@S-Not only is your picture uhm "nice" but I read your blog about the stupid sales person and it was hilarious!

I agree..I'm not willing to suspend belief for this blind. Get a date for later.

Queen Tidbit said...

Disgusting.

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Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Courtney Cox

Unknown said...

I dunno about barney's but Dave at the 7/11 gives and awesome hand job and pours a mean slurpee.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

I know their customer service is lacking (arresting young black men for buying designer belts with their own earned money) but this is ridiculous!

di butler said...

I'm having difficulty with the idea of getting it on in a dressing room w a chick. First, if you are a wealthy famous person, you have options to do it in better locales, and it just seems awkward and unfun. What happened to old fashioned random hotel screws? The way nature intended.

di butler said...

I forgot to guess somebody, and I guess Holmes is as good of a guess as anybody.

L said...

@di butler - it depends on the dressing room - i have been in some [to buy clothes, don't get me wrong] which were bigger than my bedroom - with furniture and lovely decor = plus they were completely private areas