Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Simon Cowell Having A Sex Fest In Barbados

So far Simon Cowell hasn't hooked up with Rihanna in Barbados but that appears to be the only person he hasn't arranged to have sex with yet. Last year Simon kept his harem of women to about five while on his annual vacation to the Caribbean but this year he has increased that number by a factor of three or four. Apparently there has been a stead stream of women headed to his villa at all hours of the night and it is turning into Holiday Sex Fest '13. On hand to document it are some of his tried and true favorites like Terri Seymour who used to skip these kinds of events but I guess is missing her time spent with Simon because she has been showing up as a member of his harem lately. Simon did have a replacement because Sinitta has been absent a lot. She is upset that Simon didn't want her to get pregnant but was ok with Lauren Silverman getting pregnant. I think Simon couldn't do anything about Lauren because she told the world she was pregnant and put Simon in a corner where he couldn't extract himself without a wave of backlash.

20 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

He seems like a Charlie Sheen without the nuts factor

Meanie Rhysie said...

Bacon said nuts and I'm...cracking up, scaring the beejeebus out of my cats. And myself. :))

Bacon Ranch said...

..Sorry Rhysie :) Please apologize to the kitties for me.
Actually, between the two I bet Simon has bigger nuts to put under the tree.

auntliddy said...

I dont get this guy's appeal. Yeah and i dint think he was thrulled to become a daddy but what choice did he have is right.

auntliddy said...

See??!! I can use run on sentences too, lol

aemish said...

Well put, Bacon. Happy hollardays, everybody :D

Count Jerkula said...

Get it Simon. Have em go down on you and try to guess who your last vistor was.

Vera said...

Simon Cowell is gay. He does not sleep with them, he HAS them around too look good. The baby mama - that was PLANNED and he donated the sperm. You guys are way off. LORD! Someone fire Enty...

Cheryl said...

At any rate, his special ladies know the score and like the benefits of being around him. They are well compensated and keep all the secrets. Simon likes the arrangement.

Its just U said...

Ain't no ring on his finger! He can sleep with as many willing participants as he likes.

Count Jerkula said...

Vera: I have to disagree. I don't think Simon is gay, he is European. They are easy to confuse.

Err said...

My friend and and I play a game called "Gay or European".

hollywood dime said...

@vera I hope you're being sarcastic, because Simon is a lot things but gay is FOR SURE not one of them. ;)

Rosso said...

I just do not understand why these women do this. Not even for money, gifts, job opportunities, fancy holidays, whatever...just don't get it. I could get just being with a rich dude if it were just you but I don't get how any of them put up with being in a harem. They must know what is going on.

SingBlue said...

I don't think hairy moobs shorty planned this at all. He's had a reputation for years for not liking to wrap it up, and therefore his longer term fuck buddies have to take birth control.

Silverman planned this all along, she's a social climber - always has been, and hopped on to Cowell as he's quite a step up in wealth compared to her hubby. She practically told her inner circle it was all planned.

No way is Cowell marrying her.

Barton Fink said...

Why would Simon want to have sex with a worn-out skankbag with reproductive organs like upholstered car seats? Can't he buy better? Sheez.

MissInfo said...

Amen!! I have been saying this for the longest!

fancyscreenname said...

GAWD, his penis annoys me.

ninotchka said...

Oh please. He's hiding in plain sight. I wonder if he'll come out after his mother passes away?

All this Simon's harem bullshit is laughable. Gay gay gay and as camp as a row of tents, just ask Louis Walsh.

Camryn Kruger said...

John, I know Terri! That's her live in bf on the beach with Simon.