Friday, January 17, 2014

Blind Item #2

This B list mostly movie actress is still dating this guy despite him telling all his friends that he is just waiting for her sister to turn 18. Considering our actress gave this guy her virginity this is probably going to cause some serious heartbreak when she finds out.

17 comments:

lower_scott_hill said...

the fabulous fanning sisters

TalksTooMuch said...

Cue the creepy older guys waxing poetic re: young girls

sandybrook said...

Fannings

Claudea said...

What do you know? The DM strikes again!
Dakota Fanning anf Jamie Strachan

caroline david said...

The guyb will be patient if it's about Fanning sisters and it's not made-up

Claudea said...

Althooooough...
I could totally see this guy declaring this perculiar bit of info to his band of fellow douchy bros as a (non-funny) "joke".
One would imagine the situation going like this:
Douche #1, married w/ kids 31 yo: "sooooo? Bro, i mean good for you and all but you're going out with a freaking 19 yo! Couldn't you find anyone younger?!"
*Douchey friends giggling loudly a la beavies and butthead*
Boyfriend, 32 yo: "I know right? I am totally just waiting for her sister to turn 18... go young or go home!!" *high fiving fellow bro*

We can all agree it would be a super jerky joke but Elle Fanning still being 15, he would have to be a very patient man to wanna wait for her to be of legal age...

Vera L- said...

Just think, this could be Miley and Noah.

~shudder~

QueenAnne Guido said...

Sarkozy strikes again. Just trying to beat the Woodman to th young un pile.

Freya said...

At first glance, I thought this was Demi Lovato. Sounds like something Wilmer, according to the BIs, would say.

auntliddy said...

ugh

ninotchka said...

Douchebags in Hollywood don't wait for girls to be of legal age.

Harry Knuckles said...

Don't think it's the Fannings. Dakota is gay and Elle won't be 18 for another 2 years and 3 months. Long time to wait.

Sherry said...

For once Harry is right about someone being gay.

Stepforded said...

Well hopefully the younger sister will turn down his advances and laugh at him in the process!

Elle and Dakota are very different from one another ... like chalk and cheese ... if it's just a sexual attraction thing and does relate to the Fanning sisters then he'd be wise to abandon this little plan before it gets legs.

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

Claudea - LOL! Except it'd be "go young AND go home" because she's not allowed out past dark. :P

Claudea said...

@zeeky ;)

kenba said...

Could it be the Thorne sisters (Bella and Kaili)?