Sunday, January 12, 2014

Golden Globes Show - Part Two

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TalksTooMuch said...

FRIST!

Stepforded said...

Woody reminds me of Uncle Terry ...

Stepforded said...

Yuck! Why does Diane Keaton always wear masculine suits for these sorts of things?

The Effervescent Diva said...

Dianne K. looks fabulous!

Kloie said...

Woody Allen is disgusting. He's gross like Roman Polanski, but let's give him an award. Why not?

Kristin said...

Thanks for coming to get us, Marty McFly (TTM)!

I love Diane's suit. I never do.

Sugar said...

Thank christ a new post! I was getting scroll fatigue over there!

Stepforded said...

... and by Uncle Terry I mean Terry Richardson - both creepy weirdos.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

This cut away shot to Julia Roberts with her hand on her chin is TOO MUCH. Stop

sandybrook said...

Oh here it is now

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TalksTooMuch said...

It's our density, Kristin!

Steampunk Jazz said...

She looks great but why the suit? AH just isn't necessary...

Sugar said...

I'm staying here and never going back!

Stepforded said...

Waffle waffle waffle - good grief ...

keeshlo said...

He couldn't even be bothered to show up. What a douche.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Is this the Woody Allen hour?

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

This is just weird.

love/hate said...

Diane is kinda kooky.

sandybrook said...

I didn't think Woody would show up

Kristin said...

I dig how Woody sticks to his guns and didn't show.

Kloie said...

Warrant out for his arrest?

Stepforded said...

Let's start a rumour ... Kevin Spacey fancies Robin Wright big time. Have never seen him look SO happy. He just lufffs her!

Sugar said...

kinda

Erik said...

Diana Keaton is hot! She looks like Tina (in 20 years).

sandybrook said...

Nice they give a tribute award and the winner blows it off

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

I like her kookiness but this Woody Allen praise...

Steampunk Jazz said...

Oh Diane.where was the music to play her off? We could have ALL been saved from that.

Meauxelle said...

Somewhat OT, but I watched Rosemary's Baby last night. Great movie, but in looking at young Mia Farrow, all I could think of was the relationship fuckery ahead with Saint Woody. I wished I could have hollered "Girl, you in danger!!"

And yes, I've been swilling my booze the whole time, too.

califblondy said...

I'll take Diane over Woody any day.

JSierra said...

Whaaa why two posts?

Woody makes me want to vom in my handbag.

The Effervescent Diva said...

@Kloie: Totally agree. Glad he chose wisely to be a no show.

sandybrook said...

Robin got engaged yesterday Kevin still takes it ass to ass

Peeka said...

Other than seeing RDJ, I'm still not impressed. I think I need a drink.

TalksTooMuch said...

Should have had Ronan Farrow accept and have him throw it out in the audience. Then tap dance

sandybrook said...

Way back ygrn Mauxelkr she was screwing Ryan O Neal from when she was on Peyton Place then scored Frank Sinatra. Woody was a HUGE step down

Count Jerkula said...

People working with Woody Allen is the same as people working w/ Roman Polanski: It just shows you how much human garbage is floating around Hollywood.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Liam!

Kristin said...

Woody has always boycotted award shows. Not why he does what he does. I think he only went to the Oscars once.

TalksTooMuch said...

Liam Neeson!! Where's VIP, damnit???

Peeka said...

Liam looks great!

love/hate said...

Kevin loves her because she's helping make him relevant again. too much time across the pond in the theatre.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Whenever I hear Argo, I think of corn starch

timebob said...

After Amy & Tina contract is done please bring back Ricky Gervaise back this is just all too nicey nicey they need the piss taken out of them again properly

love/hate said...

ben is fucked up on something.

Do he and matt not get along now?

sandybrook said...

UPSET!

Erik said...

Haven't seen: Gravity, American Hustle, Wolf of Wall Street, 12 Years a Slave, Captain Phillips...

TalksTooMuch said...

Ben! He was so hot in the Chasing Amy era, he could even get it somewhere uncomfortable. Like a volkswagon.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Dammit! No love for the hustle... :-(

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Herpes/ear piece! Anyone could make that mistake...

Stepforded said...

Whenever I hear Argo I think 'Stupid Ben Affleck - made New Zealand look REAL bad in that movie by getting the facts wrong and didn't have the decency to apologise. Idiot.'

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Herpes joke!

sandybrook said...

You better not give her herpes! Us Sandy's stick together

Kristin said...

Affleck is sweating like Jen found his Blake Lively pics...

Meauxelle said...

Sandy, I THINK you may be addressing my Mia Farrow post. I forgot Ryan! I remembered Frank, and that Satan guy that knocked her up, and Woody. I still think Satan would have been the wisest choice for her.

TalksTooMuch said...

They're pretty quick on the music trigger, aren't they?? Let the wee herpes fella speak!

Stepforded said...

Uma looks gorgeous, as always.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Come on PARKS

Stepforded said...

@timebob - I agree, but I don't think the majority of Americans understood his humour

Steampunk Jazz said...

Omg , Uma's dress! That is lovely! Brooklyn 99! Yay!

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay! Not Girls!

sandybrook said...

@Meauxelle yes I was

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

DAMMIT

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Bunch of people who are so squee they wanna puke.

JSierra said...

Did that man just say that GGs was better than saving a human life?

Stepforded said...

I think it's incredibly disrespectful how, when one person is accepting an award on behalf of a group of people, the people behind that person start chatting amongst themselves. Shut up! You're on international TV! Wait until you're seated again before having a chit-chat!

Candyland said...

What's Brooklyn 99 about? Never watched it. Scoop please!

sandybrook said...

Is this shit gonna end early my eyes are drooped and my fingers are useless?

Kristin said...

@JSierra Dunno. The man speaking was a corpse, so maybe he's a bit resentful?

JSierra said...

Wait, who has herpes? I had to run away really quick and apparently missed some good stuff.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Finally, a sign the Modern is losing traction. Thank god, it hasn't been good since the first season.

Meauxelle said...

I saw an ad that said Ben Affleck is starring in "Gone Girl", so now I don't really want to see it, even thought I loved the book.

sandybrook said...

Brooklyn 99 is a cop show set in the 99yh police precinct in Brooklyn (which is fake)

keeshlo said...

Did the Count rate the best/worst?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Don't like Brooklyn Nine Nine. It's not as bad as Crazy ones, but I still think it's bad.

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Candyland said...

Thanks Sandy! I confuse it with that Reno 911 cop spoof.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ candy, 1/2 hour comedy with a up to date Barney Miller feel… schmaltzy endings ala South park. Very funny.

sandybrook said...

Shit won an award!

JSierra said...

Whoa Leo upset!! Sounds like they thought Oscar would win with that music they're playing

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Christian Bale is like 'fuck this' and getting drunk somewhere

TalksTooMuch said...

Yay, the Oompa Loompa won! Ick

Jason Blue Eyes said...

fuckin Leonardo fuckin Dicaprio for the fuckin wolf of fuckin wall fuckin street, fuckers.

Meauxelle said...

I feel honored!

Erik said...

I hate Leo, ruins every movie he's in.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Blonde Satan Inna house!

timebob said...

I think this is Leo's year to win the Oscar he isn't a pretty boy anymore and the voters hate pretty boys.

Stepforded said...

I actually think Jonah Hill deserved an award for that film moreso than Leo. But good on Leo.

Fun fact: The house used in the movie wasn't the 'real' house Belfort lived in ... his wasn't grand enough for the film. Haha!

TalksTooMuch said...

I loves Reno 911!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@Erik I totally agree! I get so much shit from friends bc I feel the same way.

Stepforded said...

Yes, Leo, I know who I am - lovely that you thanked me - I love you too ;-)

CocoaBeachBunny said...

No stumbles for Reese!

sandybrook said...

If he wins the Oscar Ill never watch another movie in my fucking life

Sugar said...

Lose the orange, famous people. You look ridiculous. Alla yous!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Reese looks like summer. I like it.

Stepforded said...

Reese, dahling, slow down ... those not familiar with the English language will not be able to understand you.

JSierra said...

Damn he gets to talk for a long time! Maybe he finally gave in and paid everyone off.

Reese's dress looks fake on my TV, like it was colored on in paint or something.

Did Lupita leave? :(

sandybrook said...

Reesey looks good!

Kristin said...

No way Leo deserves over Joaquin or Bruce Dern.

Anyone know if Reese is an American citizen?

TalksTooMuch said...

Reese is like a tiny little elf!

Laura said...

Now I'm loving Reese's hair, I feel better now.

Laura said...

Now I'm loving Reese's hair, I feel better now.

Kloie said...

Uch, Leo is the worst. Haven't liked him since "What's Eating Gilbert Grape."

TalksTooMuch said...

I love Chiwitel WhathisnameGreatActor

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@sandybrook I will join you.

JSierra said...

Booooo all you Leo haters!!

love/hate said...

Ugh. Leo plays the same thing over and over. Which I was down with in 1997.

sandybrook said...

Hey yeah I can tell right away my credit rating sux thx Discover Card!

Susan said...

So happy for Amy Poehler. I'm one of the 10 people who watch Parks and Rec.

Julie Bowen and the broad from The Help need to eat something stat.

The Real Dragon said...

Leo won, YOu know he about to get Crazy tonight. I wish I was there. *cries*

Susan said...

Sugar, right?! The galactic tanning is wounding my Jersey girl soul. (I went tanning once at the behest of my sisters for one of the 100 weddings of which I was a maid of honor. I started sweating and breaking out into hives. I hauled ass out of there and got me a vodka. Shudders.)

Susan said...

Kinda want to see Her and totally want to see American Hustle.

JSierra said...

Leo plays my heart like a fine Peruvian flute at an intimate concert for the angels.

sandybrook said...

Oh shit the strip clubs over by Hollywood Blvd better watch the fuck out. (If I was him I go Tropicana's)

Stepforded said...

@Susan - yeah, they're pretty thin but the worst by far has to be Anna Gunn in my opinion ... I'm calling bullshit on her explanation that "coritsone injections" caused her to gain weight. I had those in my foot after I broke it in a skiing accident and I didn't gain any weight. Ditto in the case of others I've known to have had it administered.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@sandybrook who knew Discover was still around?

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I wonder if Orlando is going to give Leo a beatdown backstage?

Stepforded said...

Oooooh! Richie Cunningham in the audience! :-)

OneEyeCharlie said...

@JSierra Fuckin' poetic

sandybrook said...

For someone who nearly burned to death Nikki looks damn good

Stepforded said...

Aaaah Chris Hemsworth will always be Kim Hyde, from Home and Away, to me ...

TalksTooMuch said...

Thor! Thor!

sandybrook said...

Me because I use it fir cash advances all the time

Susan said...

Drew Barrymore's dress is ridiculous. But I kinda like it. She looks like a crazy old lady kickin' it in Florida or on The Nanny or something.

TalksTooMuch said...

Has Drew Barrymore always been that affected?

Steampunk Jazz said...

Cmon hustle!

TalksTooMuch said...

American Hustle!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

My dirty flame for Joaquin is renewed.

Sugar said...

Whoo hoo American Hustle!
The only one I saw!

Stepforded said...

I have that same lipstick Drew is wearing - it's a Chanel one. I wondered if she'd get freebies through her husband (his father was formerly the CEO of Chanel) - lucky lady!!!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Did he almost say "Thank the Academy"?

Candyland said...

Love JLaw, but she's been tugging on that dress all night!

JSierra said...

I wonder if it's awkward for Jess Chastain and Ron Howard at all.

Charlie thank you, now if only Leo could hear the sweet, longing notes bursting from my soul.

Kristin said...

Who is this dude and why isn't David O speaking? Sit down dude.

Susan said...

I really detest J. Law's whole look. That dress is so unflattering. It's like something Anne Hathaway would wear. What the fuck, Rachel Zoe? Is RZ still her stylist?

timebob said...

Producers should not be allowed to give speeches. This is ponderous.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I think Leo is a great actor as well

Sowwy.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Yay ! Drew looks like cherry blossoms in the clouds, not bad for high pregnant

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Susan said...

Jared Leto's hair keeps making me laugh. That guy seems like a trip.

I'm rooting for Matthew M. Did they do best actor in a drama yet? I had to put the kid to bed.

sandybrook said...

Money talks

B. Profane said...

Exec. producers get to speak because they sign the checks. It sucks but it's the way movies get made.

timebob said...

that's comin up @Susan

Jason Blue Eyes said...

The money guys usually do the speaking.

sandybrook said...

No threes 3 best awards still left actor actress and movie

Stepforded said...

I wish I'd found this site sooner - I've had a fun afternoon reading through all the witty comments!

timebob said...

ok Producers can give speeches but they don't have to mouth breathe into the mic so heavily and hold it like they are blowing it

auntliddy said...

Agree. Notice tepid response to him winning, and no Mia clips. He's just creepy to me now, and i was huge fan starting with " bananas".

JSierra said...

Susan there is no way Rachel is still her stylist, she would not let anyone even look at the dresses J has been wearing lately, let alone actually wear them in public. She also would not approve of the whole Kate Gosselin thing Jen has been rocking lately. I love a good pixie, but that one is just horribly aging.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

The money guys are always the first people listed in a movie's credits. Unless your Spielberg.

auntliddy said...

Right?! You know she practiced that in mirror. You can bet she had her speech all ready to go, lol

sandybrook said...

I cant believe y'all kept me awake through this entire show! Ive been up since 4 :30 and will be again!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

YAY, TINA!!!!

OneEyeCharlie said...

Holy Shit.Super models vagina line

Steampunk Jazz said...

I swear they've timed this to take advantage of blog commenters, or is that just me? * sniff* falling made me accept my limitations. Darn Olympics commercial...

love/hate said...

Oh they didn't love the vag joke.

Erik said...

"Like a supermodel's vagina..."

sandybrook said...

I heard vagina?

Count Jerkula said...

@Keeshlo: not tonight. When Enty packs the Randoms w/ red carpet pix tomorrow, I'll do some lists.

Age is catching up to Leo. Dude is looking weathered.

What the hell did they cut out, or they fuck up trying to cut the "supermodel's vagina" line?

Erik said...

Apparently, "Philomania" is a movie.

keeshlo said...

She was really good in blue jasmine!

Stepforded said...

I actually think Tina's earlier comment to Amy (pretending to be 'Randy'), where she said 'your father could be here' was a bit mean, considering the Chastain / Howard situation.

Leo has gotta stop thanking Scorsese ... it's getting a bit comfortable.

Yay Cate! Nicest lady EVER! :-)

Kristin said...

We all shit on AnnE last year for thanking ppl she forgot, while presenting. Will the same go for Leo?

sandybrook said...

Yay Cate is bombed!

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I think Tina reads the gossip sites just like us.

CocoaBeachBunny said...

Cate! Let's play you some dinner music all the way to the stage. A few vodkas is not enough.

Steampunk Jazz said...

I know , right Charlie? Bought fell out...

JSierra said...

What vagina joke! I get up to refill my drink and miss all the good shit, again.

Uumm did I just hear a Judy Garland barbituates joke?

timebob said...

hey Jessica your daddy is in the room tonight!

auntliddy said...

Sandy -he never has and will never show up at any award show, no matter what its for. And lets face it, his reception would be very iffy.

Susan said...

@ timebob - Thanks!

JSierra - OMG. I know, I hate her hair. Why would they part ways? J. Law got such rave reviews last awards season. Maybe RZ is cutting back due to getting knocked up again? I stil can't believe Rog is straight.

Stepforded said...

@timebob - yeah; save all the 'blowing it' for the experts - the actresses - eh? ;-)

TalksTooMuch said...

Idris keeps smiling at me!!

Kristin said...

@JSierra You need to keep your booze on you with a baby bjorn. Like Sandybrook.

sandybrook said...

Uhoh

JSierra said...

Jessica has some drunk hair going on right now.

It's okay Idris, I will comfort you tonight! And for the rest of your life. I'll never let you go!

Candyland said...

Yeah Matthew!

Erik said...

Cool, now I know how to pronounce that guy's name.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Dazed and Confused reference! YES!

Stepforded said...

He's such a fruitcake. I'm not a fan. I thought he was going to start doing his humming thing for a moment there ...

sandybrook said...

Me and Mathew are homey's we drink like fish

JSierra said...

Kristin that's where I keep my chihuahua. She catches all the wine I spill.

OneEyeCharlie said...

Catfight between JSierra and TTM for Idris' affections.

keeshlo said...

MMc was SO good in DBC!!!! Hes still bongo-licious! Count-will be looking forward to your lists!

love/hate said...

Who do you think is doing coke during commercials?

TalksTooMuch said...

I keep gettin older, and these girls just stay the same age

Erik said...

I love, love, love Dazed and Confused.

sandybrook said...

I thought Camilla just kicked his ass out?

Laura said...

Best speech of the night to Matty M

TalksTooMuch said...

Idris? Just so you know? There's this thing I do with my tongue? Call me!

Meauxelle said...

I squeeee'd hearing him say that-love that movie and his character!

JSierra said...

TTM already loses because she is Canadian.

Hehe I'm just kidding! I'm Canadian too, it is the home of my people although I myself have never been there.

Susan said...

It is kinda cute how nervous everybody is, even Matthew M. Good for him. I hope he rides the wave to the Oscars.

Erik said...

"I love those redheads"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjhN9bAeQE

sandybrook said...

That's what I love about college girls @TTM they always stay the same as I get older.

auntliddy said...

Yeah susie, shes chading the frump look. Having that huge all over pregnancy we women can all relate to. And yes she has always been affected, but in a sweetly charming way.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@TTM yes!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Mmc was more coherent then I thought he would be...

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

FAH Q

Stepforded said...

@love/hate - there's Coke on the craft table out back, for sure ... did you see how red and watery Affleck's eyes were?

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