Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Random Photos Part Two

Yeezus looks for someone to hit.

Lena Dunham is on the cover of Vogue this month. Only her upper half though.
Lindsay Lohan is placed in a body bag.
Christina Milian and Miley Cyrus rocking out with her tongue out.
"You have a fabulous penis Mr. Fassbender. Thank you for that."
Comedy gold from Melissa Joan Hart.
No Hammbone visible as Jon Hamm films new Mad Men episodes.
Matthew M does another ad campaign.
Mickey Rourke gets dressed like a sperm.

42 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Oh thank you for the Jon Hamm, it's not ALL aboot the hammbone. Also, a picture of Lena that doesn't make me stabby! Yay!

Kristin said...

Vogue regularly features their cover gals from the shoulders/waist up. Elle had 4 covers and 3/4 of the women featured had full body shots. Not quite the same.

Most importantly, Anna W doesn't give a shit what any of us think.

Del Riser said...

Really, Vogue thinks Lena is the queen of comedy????

Seven of Eleven said...

Lena looks pretty. I still think she's pranking us with her fashion choices and that horrid posture.

Whatever, Lilo.

Why is Miley hanging out with The Mask?

Matt looks good and somebody at Target told Mickey he looks great in that jacket. They told me the same thing and it makes me look like Tara Reid. :( Damn Target employees.

Megley said...

Stop calling him Yeezus. Christ has enough problems without being tied to the gayfish.

sandybrook said...

Funny I dont even think Lena is the least bit funny.

I always thought Mickey was a dick not the splooge

Sylvia said...

Kanye and Naomi should hang together LOL.

I guess they are saying Lindsay is Trash LOL

Miley needs to stop the sticking-out-tongue pose it's sooo boring and annoying.

Renoblondee said...

Doesn't Miley realize it gets old if you do it too much?

hairydawg said...

That's Don Magic Juan hanging out with Miley and Milian. He's a pimp. How/when did pimps become celebrities? What the fuck happened to Mickey Roarke?

M. Brown said...

When I see the trash bag over Lilo's head, as the mother of two small children, I think quick get it off your head! Then I realize who it is and think, let's just see how this plays out.

Harry Knuckles said...

I don't know that Kanye has ever thrown a punch at somebody his own size. Maybe he's not as tough as he thinks he is.

Lohan is good at making a spectacle of herself. Just walking out to the car wouldn't have been nearly as pap worthy.

Miley always sticking her tongue out is disgusting to look at, but more importanty, I'm thinking maybe she doesn't give as good of a bj as that protruding eye sore might suggest. She always seems frantic and hyper. I can see her just grapping a guy's dick and yanking on it like it's a garden hose.

Rourke looks like he's dropped a lot of weight.

Stepforded said...

Enty, could you please make the Kardashian-free February a Dissick, and West, free February also? Thanks muchly! :-)

Methinks the photoshopping department @ Vogue had to work overtime on that cover ...

Lindsay looks fantastic there! That look really suits her - she should adopt that all the time.

Ewwwww @ Mickey Rourke!

I'm a bit sick of seeing Matthew M everywhere.

Christina Milian came across really well on Fashion Police a few months back - very sweet and sincere. It's a shame to see she's friends with Miley.

Wen said...

Kanye makes me want to vomit. He is so ugly. Inside and out.

Tina Mallette said...

Rourke has great looking legs, those thighs look good.

Tippie Toes said...

LOL @ Mickey Rourke dressed like a sperm...

mynerva said...

I just zoomed in on Kanye's hands. If he had punched someone 30 times wouldn't the be a bit swollen and/or cut? Hmmmmm.

Maybe he just punches like a girl.

mynerva said...

I just zoomed in on Kanye's hands. If he had punched someone 30 times wouldn't the be a bit swollen and/or cut? Hmmmmm.

Maybe he just punches like a girl.

mynerva said...

*they

Kristin said...

Mynerva, or it was more of a slap fight. Either way, guess he's not so good at pounding another dude.

mitchellaneous mvdiz said...

Fantastic.

TalksTooMuch said...

Kristin, I think that's probably up for debate

Kristin said...

Dammit! Michael K beat me to the pounding jab.

mynerva said...

Slaps is probably more accurate. I bet Kanye was pissed he didn't have a handbag to hit the dude with.

Lorelei Potts said...
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Lorelei Potts said...

The tongue hanging out is the new duck face for photos. My friend's 19 year old daughter does it all the time now and it's annoying.

ninotchka said...

Fassy AND Hamm? So it's basically a huge cock post. I'm okay with that.

Oh Blowhan. Eventually even the prostitution whore money will dry up and then what?

When Miley sticks her tongue out, I want to stab it.

McBongo - human t-rex, golden globe winner and a shockingly good actor in Dallas Buyers Club. Who knew?

Once upon a time, Mickey Rourke was a handsome man and a fine actor. Just sayin'.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I have to admit Mickey looks kinda good (bodywise, the face is horror).
I imagined him fatter, oozing booze. He has better legs than me, and I am a girl.
*hangs head in shame*

NaughtyNurse said...

Matthew M still needs to put some weight back on. And yes, Shit! I agree! I hate to admit that Mickey looks damn good there…if only there was a bag over his head.

Pink Cashmere said...

Best comment ever!

Sherry said...

And now Mickey's face looks even less like the original. Did he have his nose done again?

Kassandra said...

Fassbender and Hamm...i just had a spontaneous orgasm.

A late birthday gift for me, i think :)

Wendy Davis said...

Viley just die you ugly delusional hillbilly.

Let's not forget Kpig is a product of a man who defended a man who was obviously guilty of muder who mated with a massive attention whore. Why should anyone believe a word Kim says especially since her boyfriend uses the N word more than any white person does. Good God what will it take to make Kimye go away already!?!

Wendy Davis said...

Oh and speaking of funny Lena...you know who was fat and actually funny? Curly, Belushi, Farley, etc. And none of them whined because they weren't sex symbols. Lena is a moron.

Lola said...

The picture of Lena looks a lot like vintage Carrie fisher.

Lola said...

The picture of Lena looks a lot like vintage Carrie fisher.

teresa crane said...

Matthew M is so damn FINE! Maybe a bit thin these days but still ... mmmmm

chopchop said...

I like Lena Dunham and I think she looks very good here. Great makeup.

Jacq said...

I was getting a sad clown vibe

umop 3pisdn said...

My ex's wife does that $h!t and she is in her mid 30's!!!

umop 3pisdn said...

My ex's wife does that $h!t and she is in her mid 30's!!!

(R)ed said...

More Fassbender please? Scruffy or not. He's hot!!

Lucas said...

Stop hating on my girlfriend Lena!