Wednesday, April 02, 2014

Random Photos Part One

Five parts today.

I love Prince Charles losing it with his laughter in this.

Meanwhile, his son was out drinking last night.
Paris Hilton spent 30 minutes trying to get this pose. Apparently people kept getting in the shot. She wasn't friendly about it either.
Shailene Woodley gives up on shoes for the latest Divergent premiere.
Tori Spelling is nowhere to be seen for two months and then she gets a reality show and she is everywhere.
Taylor Swift and Alison Williams hanging out with Bryan Cranston.
Vanessa Williams with some great balance.
Zoe Kravitz on the set of her new movie.

37 comments:

ecua said...

What in shoulder pad hell is Shailene Woodley wearing??? Eeek

anda marie said...

My Summitt is really trying hard to make Shaliene a more likeable Kskunk.

ecua said...

Oh, and Paris: We get it-you're a rich, entitled, vapid, used up, skanky bitch. Now PLEASE fuck off forever. No one gives a fuck about you.

mooshki said...

I didn't know Brian Cranston is that tall. (For an actor...)

WareCat said...

Oh, Harry.
Wats up, hot stuff?

Yara B. said...

Alison Williams looks like a common nobody here.

__-__=__ said...

Donatella should dress Tori. Her dress is awful. She could afford it too.

M. Brown said...

Shaeilene when you get to the point Emma Thompson is at then you can go barefoot in a gown.

I thought Zoe was Michelle Rodriguez for a second but then I realized she's smiling.

sandybrook said...

Shailene looks like she went commando under the dress too.
Tori looks hideous as usual.

Count Jerkula said...

Williams/Squinty tag team. I'd even swap em back and forth w/ Cranston. He can have first choice of chick, if I get first choice of hole.

Paris

Woodley

jane3113 said...

That is a super hot picture of Harry. Wow!

GatorGirl said...

Tori is a skinny bitch. .. I'm totally jealous

Seven of Eleven said...

I can't look away from the giantness that is Tori's head.

Harry Knuckles said...

Don't be bothering Dog Killer when she's posing, folks.

I like Shailene but this JLaw schtick has to go. And walking barefoot on sidewalks is off-the-charts gross. So go take a shower Honey and then come to my tent.

Tori is one ugly chick. Add in a crazy, emotionally abusive mother and you have a recipe for disater. Yet she seems to be more or less coping.

Taylor Swift and Alison Williams. Now we're talking. They can take turns giving me a sponge bath.

Vanessa Williams in need of a trim.

bflogurl said...

Harry looks super cute in that picture! And Tori is freaking skinny.

MovingOn said...

I like Shailene's dress! Would have been nice to see it with some killer heels...

Lady Heisenberg said...

Eeeeek!!! It's mah Heisenberg!!! VINTAGE MODEL CRANSTON

I'm sure The One Who Knocks would have no problem sharing! He even lost his virginity to a HOOKER (bonus GIF of Pinkboo with a baby lamb included at the bottom)

Apparently Tori has been holed up for the past 2 months smoking the Baby Blue is how I am interpreting that

N. Twinkie said...

Tori Spelling was probably home working things out with her out-of-rehab douchebag husband.

anda marie said...

Tori has needed a stylist for years, she has horible taste.

EvieShackles said...

Tori is back on her air diet. Zoe looks just like her mom!

TalksTooMuch said...

Prince Harry! I get it now! Dayum

That is not a flattering pic of Shailene Woodley, OR Tori Spelling. Although with TS I think it has more to do with the bobble-head thing and nothing to do with bigfoot

Jessie said...

Harry is the opposite to William. He is ageing VERY well.

BeckyMae said...

F: Prince Hot Ginge
M: Bryan Cranston (duh)
K: Wonk Eye McValtrex (might need the heavy duty spray....she might survive a nuclear holocaust...)

Hanwi said...

Has Tori been messing with her face again? She looks very different, and not in a good way either. Wonder what she would look like without any plastic surgery.

Shailene Woodley has the potential to become another Gwyneth Paltrow type. She's still more likeable, but she also seems awfully eager to tell everyone what's the right way to live.

Dizzel said...

Tory Spelling, you are too old to bare your midriff. Do you look good? Yes. Is it fucking sad in spite of that? Yes.

Renoblondee said...

I haven't seen Shailene in anything, and she is already annoying the crap out of me.

Count Jerkula said...

@Reno: +1

anon said...

Holy shit - what did Vanessa Williams do to her face? It doesn't even look like her and that's a shame because she was beautiful

rikkitikkitavi said...

if paris told me to get out of her shot id knock that fuckin daquari our of her hand so fast her head would spin. what a bum ass hoe!

Stepforded said...

Does Paris lock her boyfriends in the cupboard when she gets sick of them, too? Because I haven't seen the one she was flaunting constantly last year, in quite some time.

Tori looks fantastic. Maybe the good luck fairies have decided it's her time to shine again after all she's been through? I wouldn't wish the poor health she had when carrying her fourth child, money problems, business closing, and her husband's infidelity been broadcast all around the world, on anybody. I wish her well. And still think she should divorce Dean and marry her gay best friend, Mehran Fahrat, who has been there throughout EVERYTHING she's gone through, always supportive of her and always having her back.

Vanessa Williams needs to stop with the surgery.

chopchop said...

Tori needs to stop with the cheek implants. She looks silly. (And hungry.)

Anothergrayhare said...

Harry looks more like Major Hewitt every year.

Topper Madison said...

@anon No kidding! I didn't even recognizer her: http://en.gtwallpaper.com/fondecran/vanessa_williams/vanessa_williams_05.jpg

tookiesmum said...

Tori must have used a cut-rate plastic surgeon. Her face doesn't look human anymore.

John Clark said...

Harry looks sharp. He is probably the first English prince to have personally killed enemies in combat since the Middle Ages.

Aoife said...

Does Harry still dress up in Nazi regalia? Asking for a friend.

Lila said...

Tori needs to eat a sandwich ... Too skinny.