Sunday, July 27, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 22, 2014

This foreign born B list singer was late to the stage yesterday because she already found a new producer and songwriter who she was having sex with. She will do anything for tracks.

Rita Ora

21 comments:

sugarbread maker said...

Won't they all

Aeol said...

So when is she gonna get one? I couldn't name one song this trick sings.

Murielle said...

And the producer is?

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I wouldn't think that used up receptacle could pull any decent tracks.

TalksTooMuch said...

I think it's working! I heard two of her songs this week. One was actually not bad, but it coulda been anybody, all autotune and beats

Sherry said...

I'm sorry TTM but AUTOTUNE automatically makes it suck. (Have no idea why my phone wants to capitalize that.)

TalksTooMuch said...

It just sort of seems to make it all generic, AUTOTUNE, that is. Back when it was just TPain, it was kinda fun, I'm In Love With A Stripper was an instant classic

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

I was also thinking the dude didn't need to give her tracks, I'm sure she'd do him for free.

jack ducky said...

real talk. I love rita but if she's fucking all these people for tracks she needs to find better people because most of her music just isn't good at all.

ItsCourtneyD said...

I won't lie. Her RIP song was catchy. And I had no idea she sang it. It wasn't good enough to lay on her back for but it was catchy.

audrey said...

Let's out the producer. Why is it always the woman who is outed as the bad one, and not the man who is the one who is insisting that he be a major dickhead?

sandybrook said...

Id take a chance shes got a really decent body

Lady Heisenberg said...

^5 violet!

derek harvey said...

her music sucks and she is sleeping her way to the middle.

teresa crane said...

I've never heard any of her songs

But then again, I like to listen to the 90's station on Pandora :)

LowKey said...

If it wasn't for CDaN I would never have heard of this betch.

cowbulls said...

Same ol, same ol.

BeckyMae said...

She's the 'feature' artist on Iggy Azalea's new track Black Widow. I haven't heard it but Iggy is the hottest thing right now (well, one of...) so her management and/or her vagina are doing something right....

bellaluna said...

Other than reading about her here or on dlisted.com, I've got no clue as to what she actually does.

Bubbles said...

Exactly Aeol. Obviously whatever she's doing isn't enough because this chicks got not one hit.

gr8p said...

Rita Ora is disgusting! She is a walking mattress. Ugh!