Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Blind Item #11- Emmy Awards

In one of the least classy moves of the night, the date of this former A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee said, "Excuse me," and reached under her very short, very tight dress and pulled out her phone. Apparently it didn't fit in her clutch which was in one hand and she had a drink in the other so had her phone inside her panties. Yep. The actor is old enough to be her grandfather.

27 comments:

Lady Heisenberg said...

Voit

sandybrook said...

She should have worn a bra and stuck it in there instead.

Lady Heisenberg said...

She learned from Papa a Donovan to keep her valuables always stowed away safely in her prison purse, like the good little girl she is!!!

Sass71 said...
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Sass71 said...

If it was an old school bag phone though, I applaud her efforts.

Tricia13 said...

Was Rourke at the Emmys?

All Lace no Leather said...

John Voight

FSP said...

When you gotta make a call, you gotta make a call.

Lady Heisenberg said...

@sass: you mean like THIS? Oh nothing screws brick phone like Night at the Roxbury!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Screws bwahaha *screams

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Hope it was set to "Vibrate."

sandybrook said...

I actually had to read this twice because the first time I thought she pulled it out of her vajayjay :))

snookiemonster said...

Mickey Rourke

katiekat said...

Being a girl is hard.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Hope she didn't twat dial.
If she did the call recipient probably just heard a lot of sloshing around or echoes of a huge cave; Or perhaps some cries for a young stiff penis.

Dena said...

If her hands were full, did she whip it out & hold it up to her ear with her foot?

Unknown said...

LadyH- thanks for that link yesterday.

Unknown said...

Ha! @ Jonathan

Sass71 said...

Lady H!!! LOL!!

ForSure said...

Probably BS. A very short, very tight dress probably doesn't have room for underwear, or a phone.

Lady Heisenberg said...

This kind of reminds me about one whack story in the Motley Crüe book, the Dirt. They put a groupie's cell phone up her hooha and then made her call mommy

Not A Ninny said...

I've been butt-dialed many times, but never coochie-dialed.

Lady Heisenberg said...

No problem! I hope you made their day and dropped on in ;)

Yoj said...

What's important is that she had the good manners to say "excuse me". Clearly a well brought up young lady.

OKay said...

I am grateful that she was wearing panties. Or maybe Enty's just assuming that's where she stored the phone?

Sarah said...

No snail trail on the phone please

MinPinGirl said...

Was Michael Douglas or Jeff Goldblum there? She has a nickname for her phone - iCooch.

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