Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Blind Item #4

Just when you thought this hanging on to A list mostly movie actor couldn't get more strange, he does. His actress girlfriend tells friends that the couple never has sex any longer because the actor never takes his clothes off. Ever. He sleeps in his clothes and footwear and above the covers. He says it is so he can be ready.

47 comments:

Tricia S said...

Shia

sugarbread maker said...

Leo.

Simon said...

Depp

Tricia S said...

And mis goth

FSP said...

Z
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Kno Won Uno said...

Ready? For.....?

Renoblondee said...

Sounds like Shia.

Maz D said...

He's a never nude

Chris J said...

That boy is beyond damaged. Shame on his parents. This blind makes me feel empathy for him. He is treading in Britney water here, with no one to throw him a life raft.

Sherry said...

Yeah ready for what? Hey at least he's not abusing his girl du jour by making her watch him have sex with someone else. Wasn't that suspected to be him in a past blind?

sugarbread maker said...

Rape victim. Ptsd. Not being treated.

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Jessi said...

I was wondering why we haven't heard from Depp in some time.

Basil said...

I was thinking Depp, but Shia fits.

Ray Nicolet said...

Sorry cubsfan

sugarbread maker said...

Like Depp better.

cubsfan1990 said...

@ray
This blind doesn't even sound like zac
Next

Chris J said...

My thoughts as well.

Ray Nicolet said...

Depp is a way better guess

QueenAnne Guido said...

Ben Stiller is totally TANNENBAUM.

rolotomassi said...

@Jessi, Depp JUST announced that he's filming his next movie w/his daughter "YOGA..sumthin". & he was just doing promos for "Into The Woods" w/Meryl Streep et al.. He's around

rolotomassi said...

..oh & the obvious one:he's in south boston filming the Whitey Bolger film

Jessi said...

@rolo, trust me I know Depp is around, I have been obsessed with the man since I was in 5th grade (Jump Street days). I was just being cheeky and disappointed with his antics lately and wishful thinking he wasn't banging Amber anymore! : )

rolotomassi said...

@Jessi, duuuh,(V8 palm to forehead whack)I TOTALLY missed ur cheeky tone,LOL..I have been sososo discouraged about his stupid crap lately too.I won't be permanently disillusioned for awhile though,hoping it's just a phase of his-but,i DID notice that I havn't really seen him & Amber together in awhile soooo here's to still hopin' he snaps out of it soon...

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

It's sound advice.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

And, in case someone bitches to YouTube and that link goes away, It's still sound advice.

bellaluna said...

Isn't Cumberbatch supposed to be a little...strange? Could this be him?

All Lace no Leather said...

He needs some mental health help. Why doesn't his mgr or SO seek it for him?

MinPinGirl said...

Shia. There must be something in the water because it seems like everyone is going off the rails these days.

Andrea said...

hee you made me blue myself

John Meyers said...

shia

Seven of Eleven said...

Ready for what? Mom?

Sugar said...

Ready to go out and shoot some poor cute defenseless little squirrels that run through his backyard, Seven!

Michael said...

Keanu Reeves. He looks like he sleeps in his clothes

crila16 said...

Oh yeah...like the Shia guess.

Yoj said...

@Seven of Eleven
Seven! For shame...
You're supposed to be the wholesome one!

NomNom83 said...

Never Nude is a *real* syndrome, guys! Sure, it might not be recognized by the DSM-IV but they have conventions.

Tobias Funke understands. He understands more than you'll... never know.

hothotheat said...

Who would be the actress girlfriend?

Topper Madison said...

On what planet is Shia now or ever A-list?

I sadly vote Depp. He's getting weirder every day.

kelliknows said...

Dressed to be ready sounds like an end of the world nut job, is that depp? Maybe. Pets on bed fine, shoes..never!

Tricia S said...

@kelli it sounds like the reason Shia wears those awful wannabe gladiator boots....and the same clothes EVERYday....eek

Tricia S said...

Sorry..they are probably DocMartins, which I respect...but not him sleeping in them or never taking them off (as I referenced this week in a random pix)

Cee Kay said...

There is no way Shia is hanging onto A list. Was he ever even really there? Yeah, maybe for a minute. A long time ago.

Mango said...

Depp

Jennmcn said...

Shia, in bed with his combat boots and cameo, always ready to.do battle.with the squirrels.

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Jewell thang said...

Is that exactly what it sounds like? I just thought he really liked cut offs...