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42 comments:
padma richard gere
Heidi Klum
Kaley Cuoco (superman being the guy)
Padma/Gere or JLo/Maks
On the Padma and Gere train.
Kaley's not a host that I know of. On the Padma train.
Maybe getting dumped by C lister Maks sent JLo running back to Z lister Casper
Girl needs to learn the art of the spin.
"We had some time together and then one night, he invited me to his penthouse. It was gorgeous! And then he opened the bedroom door and all I could see were gerbil cages. Stacked to the ceiling, gerbil cages, and those poor things were furiously spinning in their gerbil wheels. That was it, I was out."
No.. The freaks pay more.. Any good hooker knows that.. can't out his shit..just keep indtagraming those bikini pics whilst sucking on a popsicle. . Get the next check and move on..
LMAO @Seven! You should be a publicist!
Hahahahahaaaaaa omg. Budding PR agent right here.
SEVEN!!!
If it is Padma, that's pretty rich of her to bitch that he used and then dumped her (considering Padma's track record). Probably the first time on record she's ever BEEN dumped.
@Seven of Eleven
If CDaN is a High School (which, let's face it, all communities are) you are Top of the Class.
Count Jerkula is a T.A. having affairs with both the Head Cheerleader (conducted in the back of a van that he bought for the purpose) and the female Principal (at lunchtime, in her locked office, of course). He also has a nice side business selling the kids beer and cigarettes.
am i the angsty counselor or the angsty art teacher. i need to know what my pay scale is.
maybe i'm the bitter twice divorced english doctorate stuck teaching at a HS.
Yoj - He sells us nitrous chargers and balloons, too.
Nah, I'm way too snarky to be top of the class. I'd more likely be the girl in the back row cracking wise and getting detention for posting Skeletor gifs.
@Seven of Eleven
But that's the beautiful thing about CDaN, that kind of behavior is exactly what earns you the top marks.
Chelsea/50
@discoflux
It's a good job that he's making so much ready cash, because he gives free joints to freshman/sophomore girls in exchange for their used underwear (them removing said underwear in front of him is part of the deal).
LOL I sure hope this is Padma!! What do did she think was going to happen dating Richard Gere?
@Yoj: What is our Degrassi's mascot? Bacon? Zac Efron? Jayden's traveling doll set? I need answers!
I want a 3sum w/ the principal and the cheerleader. Mom's teaching teens is one of my fave scenarios, and the young tight tights need all the education they get.
You are correct, Yoj, that the panties need to be removed infront of me. I don't want some broad stealin mom's panties out of the hamper.
@Disco: 12/$10, 3 extra if you let me take a cell phone snap of your bare tush.
@Headrot: be the counselor. I prefer the dingy burnt out hippie broad art teachers.
@Lady Heisenberg
I don't really feel qualified to choose the mascot. We Brits don't feel the need to make the skinny reject dress up a plush toy.
@Count Jerkula
Be realistic, Count. What High School Principal is going to agree to a threesome with one of her students? Not knowing where to draw the line is how you get caught. You don't need her help anyway, don't forget that you are a T.A., an educator whose vocation is molding young minds. And you have a van, so can schedule some extra credit assignments.
I was going to tell everyone that you have the girls finger themselves in front of you before removing their underwear, but I wasn't sure that you'd want that known.
Headrot you're the angsty art student who becomes a huge success. Hey grrrrll. Hugs and hope things are good for you.
And I'm still voted most likely to disappear and no one goes looking.
It would be so rich for this to be Padma and Gere.
@Yoj: They don't have to finger themselves, but they do have to vigorously rub their holes through their panties, to ensure greater scent saturation.
@Count Jerkula
That's very broadminded of you, Count, but you must have a very short memory if you think that low scent saturation is going to be a problem for a horny pubescent girl. I went through three pairs of underwear a day at that age.
@Lady Heisenberg
I think I may have found our mascot, Lady H. (please don't ask me what I had to google to find that image)
WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT!?!?
@LowKey
I take it you wouldn't vote for him to be our mascot.
Hoooooly shit @YOJ
It's hard to disturb me but that was just chilling. It's what Charles Manson would wear to a Donnie Darko themed furry orgy gone awry!
Jesus Jiminy Crickets wtf did you google, and are these questionable internet search habits related to your panty over-saturation issues?
@LOWKEY
My final THOUGHTS
(swap out "foot" with whatever the FUCK @yoj posted...)
@Lady Heisenberg
I googled naughty mascots, which indirectly led me to discover Plushophilia, so you were spot on with the "furry orgy". Clearly, you and LowKey see CDaN as a more wholesome, family-oriented place than I do. By the way, did you notice the cash in his g-string? Imagine getting a lap dance from *that*!
In my defense, I was "over-saturated" because I was a hormonal fifteen-year-old who had just discovered Anaïs Nin, Emmanuelle Arsan, Pauline Réage and Colette. Unfortunately, these days I'm more likely to wet myself laughing.
Yoj: you crack me up! You and your naughty mouth are always ALWAYS welcome and enjoyed! I live for colorful commenting!
One of my friends designs custom furry costumes for a living. I had a feeling it was a furry gone wrong.
You rock @YOJ
LIEEEEEEES!!!!!
I am always looking out for my Sherry Bear! How ya doin LOVIE?!?
@Lady Heisenberg
Ooh, ooh, Matilda and Winnie the Pooh and J. K. Rowling and *welling up* 'Little Women' and Leslie Caron and this: "To you, enjoying a nice day means reading your book outside." *happy tears*
Thank you so much, Lady H.
I don't know, Yoj. We got some boozy broads around here, so I'd volunteer to wear this mascot costume.
SFW
Thank you count. That was exquisite. We officially have the mascot of Cdagrassi Charter Continuation High School for the Socially Inept and Snarky Gossip Addicted, est 2014. Well done.
Sponsored by Vag Fax
@Count Jerkula
Compromise: You wear that costume when we're drunk and the plushie costume when you're high.
After all, the wine box costume has nowhere to keep your tips.
I like the Chelsea and Fiddy guess, what a weird couple that was.
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