Saturday, August 23, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

February 22, 2014

This former A+ list rapper/celeb thinks things will be different now that he is moving in a new direction. Everything will be the same because the guy he got all his rhymes from was killed two years ago and our former A+lister can't do it on his own.

50 Cent 


SugarTitz said...

50 cent now on sale!! he's still rich

Sarah said...

50 better start a line of headphones or start producing. Old rappers are like old strippers

ladybaus said...

how hard is it to write rhyming song lyrics about pushing drugs on children and abusing woman...

Tricia13 said...

@LadyH right outta gate FTW!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

@sarah and @derrick. LOLZ

Sherry said...

Derek apparently harder than one knows. Remember when you were lovesick and thought you could write poetry? Yeah, it's like that.

Tricia13 said...

Haha nice Sarah

violet said...

Bwahahah! Oh the late night sonnets of heartache that I used to write. So meaningful at the time and then you read it back later and think what is this bullshit?

Ay said...

Sarah ftw

Who was the guy though? 50 fell off back in 2007 when he challenged Kanye to a album selling competition and got his ass handed to him. I doubt this ghostwriter was doing much for him.

JoElla said...

OMG @Sherry you are totally cracking me up!!

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

Yo Fitty Yo
U ate some crow and u had to go
U gots no rhymes n dat ain't funny
But u did before so u gots da money
So get ur cane n grab some skirts
Limp on out before u loose yo shirt

Ez pz. Hey 50, spend a dime on my digits yo

All Lace no Leather said...

I'm not a fan of rap but I have a soft spot for 50. What is the new direction?

MissInfo said...

The only two people that were pretty close to 50 that have died in the last two years are Chris Lighty and Mazardi Fox. I'm going with Chris though because that was about 2 years ago and the latter died like this year. Other than that...I'm drawing a blank. He still is making good business decisions with his money and has a few good projects in the works. I don't think he really needs to rap anymore like Dre.

Lady Heisenberg said...


Lady Heisenberg said...

@all lace: Fiddy left Interscope the day before this blind came out, which is why I guessed him

Tina Mallette said...

Sincerely, truly inspiring piece of rap!

My favourite Fiddy tune

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

You could have it your way, how do you want it?
You gon' back that thing up, or should I push up on it?
Temperature rising, okay, let's go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a tea kettle

I break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a ******, I'll be a ******
In the hotel, or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into

Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
I ain't finished teaching you 'bout how sprung I got ya
Wanna show me how you work it baby? No problem, get on top
Then get your bounce around, like a little rider

I'm seasoned vet when it come to this sh**
After you work up a sweat you can play with this stick
I'm trying to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands, ha ha

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

Girl what we do, what we do
And where we do, and where we do
The things we do, things we do
Are just between me and you, oh yeah

Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on the top, ride like you in a rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this

As soon as I come through the door, she get to pulling on my zipper
It's like it's a race who could get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch you in ******?
Had me thinking 'bout that *** after I'm gone

I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on, or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive you should see the way she whine
Her hips in slow mo' on the floor when we grind

Long as she ain't stopping, homie I ain't stopping
Dripping wet with sweat, man it's on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle, it's on
And we gon' sip til every bubble in every bottle is gone

I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot, whoa

Read more: 50 Cent - Candy Shop Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Gee I didn't know there were so many words but this is my favourite line

"I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands "

Oh Fiddy so witty

All Lace no Leather said...

@Lady - thx that makes sense. I was reading the "different direction" as a move away from rap and into a different line of work.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Or maybe becoming the newest member of One Direction?!? Hey, it could happen!

Sarah said...

Even Snoop is becoming a punch line. My kids think he's a joke.

Habibti said...

Surely there are other talented rappers out there who would love to write for 50 pennies? Most singers have songs written for them.

Sarah said...

Hey don't forget that inspirational line "and we gonna party like it's yo birfday"

Sarah said...

50 should talk to Iggy about renting TI

cowbulls said...

I think he has a future in being a consultant to men on how to bang and land hot women. The guy not only nailed Jessica Alba but she fell for him. I want some of the pills or hypnotic powers or whatever magic he used for that score. If 50 cents can get Alba than using whatever hocus pocus he used I can get several on my fantasy bucket list like Beckinsale, Biel, Swanepoel, Crawford, Keibler, Refaeli, Agdal, etc.

8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob said...

And he just gave 750 grand to the ice bucket challenge. This guys don't know the meaning of "saving money".

Ay said...


Snoop been a punchline since the remake of Starsky and Hutch.

Anonymous said...

his "rhymes" werent all that slick to begin with. "catchy" maybe. if his producer/beat maker dies then its bedlam...

there is a difference between lyricists and "rappers".

50 is a rapper so he should be alright.

Freya said...

He does have one: SMS Audio.

Freya said...

Especially since he and TI share the same archenemy, Floyd Mayweather.

Anonymous said...

his show s doing amazing so is the new single. so that's all bull...

timebob said...

@Kermit Charity is a tax deduction the richer you are the more the Gov't wants you to donate it is in your best interest to do so. Nothing to do with saving money but a good tax break.

50 had 1 or 2 good albums invested in some smart water and is set for life.

KAT said...

50 Cent let Robert Greene (48 Laws of Power & The Art of Seduction) write a book called The 50th Law. It sold millions. 50 also has a cologne that made a small fortune. Although I despise he treatment of women and his thug promoting richness, I admire his business sense. He is wealthier than all of us know. Trust. He made fans by his cologne I think it was $50 for it and a picture with him a while back. I covered it in Los Angeles. There were a ton of people and that was only one spot. He did the perfume/cologne promotion all over America.

Unknown said...

I think he also sold his share of smart water (or one of those drinks) to Coke for like a billion dollars. He does not need to rap anymore.

ericaomega said...

Yeah but then he'd have to sleep with TI and I don't think he'd like that

SugarTitz said...

He had his own kind of vitamin water 50 vitamin and he took 20% of the company for his endorsement fee because it was a small upstart at the time. Coke bought it soon after for 500 million. 100 million for 1 endorsement when Carrie Underwood and the like took the 100k upfront.

Aoife said...

Financially 50 is set for life. He's more of a celebrity now than a rapper. His lyrics leave much to be desired but his business sense is great.


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