Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Blind Item #6

Well this A+ list celebrity always cheated on his A list actress wife and did so sometimes with this model/fashionista so I'm not sure why she got so upset that our A+ lister cheated on her with an actress. It is what he does. I just don't understand his type. For the most part, every single hookup and relationship has always involved the exact same look. Blonde with see through bones.

40 comments:

SexySadie said...

Ben a

Tricia S said...

Martin/goop/alexa/jlaw

Sarah said...

I'm not buying that JLaw went there when he was married, but I think Gwennie is more bothered by her than Alexa because Jennifer's career is better and she's younger

SexySadie said...

See through bones? What does that mean? Anyway I saw Ben and Jennifer's ice bucket video and they seemed so happy so it's probably not them but I wanted to guess first! And cheating blinds are usually Ben aren't they?

figgy said...

What are see through bones? Small boned?

Tricia S said...

Yep...a younger, cooler..AA winner..Gotta smart a little

Tru said...

Ben is the knee-jerk go=to for every infidelity blind. First of all, it says he is a celebrity with an actress wife. Doesn't fit the description.

FrenchGirl said...

I'm with Tricia S 'guess Martin/goop/chung/Jlaw

SexySadie said...

Yes, sounds like goop, but not really cheating at this point.

Seven of Eleven said...

Well, if the Martin/JLaw hookup is true, I guess the statement that he has a type isn't true.

And for all that it pains me to say, I think Goop is A+. Oscar/GG/Emmy winner, singer, writer, blogger, mother, conscious uncoupler, and intensely loved by Jessica Seinfeld.

All Lace no Leather said...

I hope JLaw and Martin are really a thing. I'm sure it doesn't make Gwen happy.

FrenchGirl said...

Since they're separated and officially( in cas of Martin/Goop),It's not cheating

FrenchGirl said...

And Martin is not so famous (A + list celebrity? No!) And JLaw is not so skinny

SexySadie said...

And if he was with alexa she is not blonde.

Jessi said...

I don't know, how is Chris higher ranked than Gwenyth? I don't' see him as A+. I can see why this would be a great guess, but as usual the rankings are off. Im going to guess Banderas and Griffith just to be different.


Kimstyle said...

Jlaw is totally not the "see through bones" type... plus when did he break up with Alexa?! I thought they were like, living together now.

Kno Won Uno said...

"See through bones" is interesting.
I take it to mean fairly slender, perhaps with visible ribs and clavicle. Yes? No? Osteosarcoma?

Mel said...

I think the whole point of this garbled blind is that Chris Martin cheated on Goop with Alexa so why is Alexa now surprised that he is cheating on her (with Jennifer Lawrence). And that the blondes must be his true type since that's what he keeps going back to.

T. E. Cuz said...

see through bones means anorexic-skinny, walking skeleton

MISCH said...

What about the gossip going around that he bought Alexa a house in L.A., makes sense if he was dumping her…but I love that he's with JLaw….
Goop must be having nightmares…

sugarbread maker said...

They're still married but they uncoupled in march so no she didn't. There is no competing with Jlaw. That was a very Drop the Mic moment from Chris. .lol
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Renoblondee said...

He's too old for JLaw. It's just a fling I'm sure.

Count Jerkula said...

Get it Bro. Yer outta jail so live it up.

sifichick said...

Just to be a bit different I'm going to say Johnny Depp. We all know he loves them super skinny girls.

sugarbread maker said...

kate bosworth has bones you can see protruding b/c she is sooo skinny// ana// heroin user too..
alexa chung, goop,, bony as hell.

Cecilia00 said...

Martin is free to do whomever he choses now - and he has the McDonalds Big Mac wrappers on the floor of his car to prove it!

MISCH said...

Going from Goop a dried up piece of toast to JLaw a slice of peach pie…well who can blame him…

CoBe said...

Harrison Ford/Calista Flockhart

sandybrook said...

Its not Chris Martin. Chung isn't Blonde and JLaw isn't Blonde and skinny (see thru bones).

NomNom83 said...

I'm not buying the Martin/Lawrence gossip. I guess they met, but it just seems too manufactured.

Somewhere, Jack Nicholson is seething.

Sarah said...

Yeah that post buz Jessica Seinfeld may as well have shouted "YOUR HUSBAND IS BANGING A YOUNGER, MORE SUCCESSFUL ACTRESS WHO EVERYONE LIKES MORE THAN YOU . SHE IS DIOR, YOU ARE HUGO BOSS NOW"

Sarah said...

Chris did cheat with Kate Bosworth previously so they're assuming that's his type

SVixen said...

Second CoBe. Calista has always been bones.

teresa crane said...

I agree this is Chris Martin but Alexa Chung is not blonde - unless Enty is referring to his alleged affair with Kate Bosworth

Am I the only one who thinks JLaw is kinda meh?

I don't really get her appeal

Yoj said...

@teresa crane
*whispers*
No, you're not alone but, ssshhh! Those of us in the resistance movement have to be discreet.

Rosso said...

Yep, Goop/Martin/Alexa Chung & Bosworth.

My opinion of JLaw totally dropped since learning of this Martin hook up. Not that my opinion really matters but yeah meh to that pairing.

rolotomassi said...

im with ya @Teresa & Yoj, she's fine & all & does a good job but I think so do a lot of other actresses- she doesn't stand out to me.

Scarlett Drawl said...

Martin/Chung/Bosworth-Paltrow

KevinA said...

Martin's A+? Not seeing that. Also, wouldn't he be an "entertainer?"

@sandyb: Hutcherson rumors? Uhh, hasn't it been determined otherwise?

Timing-wise, they (Martin-GP) split in Mar. Are we to believe he and JL hooked up before then?

B626 said...

JLAW you are getting sucked down the rabbit hole