Monday, August 18, 2014

Blind Item #8

This recently married B- list reality star from multiple reality shows on the same cable network wants to do Playboy but first is trying to laser off the tattoo below her bikini line of one of her B list celebrity exes who is married.

44 comments:

Tricia S said...
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Lady Heisenberg said...

Kristen C?

Unknown said...
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Tricia S said...

I just deleted her no married famous ex

VIPblonde said...

Nick Lachey for the ex

Lady Heisenberg said...

Nice VIP
And......Ewwww!!!
What say you of last night's True Blood scenes with Northman?!? Oooh la la

Yoj said...

I love it when women brand themselves like cattle.

Tricia S said...

No idea they dated....

Lady Heisenberg said...

It's sad, Yoj. A lot of the working girls I knew had their pimp's name tattooed on their hoohas. That's gotta hurt like a bitch to remove.

VIPblonde said...

@Lady H Check with me tomorrow; haven't watched it yet :)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Will do, Queen! Enjoy! ;)
<3

Lady Heisenberg said...

I think at least two gifs will become regulars

Brin said...

Scheana/Cibrian

All Lace no Leather said...

I like Brin's guess. Enty's wedding gift to Scheana was a bump up in her rating.

Brin said...

@All Lace And a bump up in Cibrian's rating too.

All Lace no Leather said...

Brin your right! I didn't notice the B for him.

Brian said...

Who would marry someone who has a tat of the ex's name below her bikini line (or anywhere)?

I wouldn't go on a 2nd date with someone with that tat.

Vera Christina said...

--Scheana--

how do you pronounce that?

Brin said...

@All Lace Yeah, the ratings don't fit but everything else does.

sugarbread maker said...

Nick married years ago.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Hi @sugarbread! It doesn't say HE was recently married, only that she was ;)

Yoj said...

@Lady Heisenberg
Oh! Those poor girls!

You really are a lady, aren't you, Lady H. (with your "working girls" and your "hoohas")?

Yoj said...

@Lady Heisenberg
You let yourself down a little, with "hurt like a bitch", though.

Tricia S said...

Oh my god Vera u nailed it!
Is this scheana/cibrian

sugarbread maker said...

oh right!! you know SHE named her son camden and then a few months later when nick/vanessa had a boy they named him camden too.. super creepy stalking exes there.

Tricia S said...

@ lady H..thanks for gif teetering..I feel special:)

Lady Heisenberg said...

Word!

sugarbread maker said...

didn't paris hilton have nick tattoed on her cooch as well when she was w/ nick carter who recently remarried??
oh wait paris not married but tats still remain

Lady Heisenberg said...

Anytime, TRICIA
<3

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

She can want all she wants. What does Hef want? If he "allows" her I'd have to think it's for name only, and like a train wreck curiosity.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

...in regards to Schean, that is

sugarbread maker said...

has she not heard of dermablend???

Lady Heisenberg said...

@sugarbread. Her vag just made a poor tattoo decision after a long day of drinking in Pacific Beach. It isn't a burn victim! At least not until the laser removers done its job. Whatever happened to Dermablend?

Amanda Groff said...

Shay na

Amanda Groff said...

I know a girl that did that and they split a couple of months later. More recently, the guy a friend of mine has been with for a couple of months tattooed her name on his chest. What an idiot!

skippy said...

I wonder if she was vajazzled with his name as well!
Removal has to hurt a bit!

MinPinGirl said...

While trying to establish whether or not this might be Nicole Richie, I stumbled upon this gem.

Adrienne Bailon: My Rob Kardashian Butt Tattoo Is 'Ratchet'

I'm imagining that she has a giant Rob tattoo across her butt cheek. In reality it's just his name. What WAS she thinking???

MinPinGirl said...

I meant a giant tattoo of Rob's FACE! Now that would be "Ratchet".

Lady Heisenberg said...

I read about that too! That would be amazing. I'm picturing the SteveO thumbs up back tat, except it's a tramp stamp of Rob K holding up a pair of socks!

I'm sure whichever lucky fella she's dating is going to miss that extra special splooge target

Seachica said...

Oh hell no, I wouldn't even tat the name of my husband on me. I'm nobody's property but my own.

This is a better your turn than the real one today.

auntliddy said...

Um, has chick heard of photoshop? No problem!!

maxxy said...

What I thought too auntliddy. Playboy could easily make that tattoo disappear,
with either makeup before or digitally after,
so why on earth would she postpone a photo shoot
to undergo a rather lengthy laser process?
This makes no sense.

Bee Haven said...

Yoj: I refuse to have my husband's name legally, or on my body. I'm my own person (it shits the in-laws I go by my maiden name).

Yoj said...

@Bee Haven
*cheers*
Go, Bee! Go!