Thursday, August 21, 2014

Lainey Blind Item

To the outsider, they don’t seem to have much in common. The internet doesn’t seem to understand their relationship. But it’s serious, lasting a lot longer than people thought it would. How have they prevailed? Love, sure. And also…oxycontin. They’re both addicted to oxy and often spend days at home, wrapped up in each other, doing oxy, back to her old habits. But he’s been partying for a long time, somehow he manages to make the bare minimum at work. So when they hooked up, she just kinda fell into that lifestyle. It’s not like she has to worry about money. And it’s not like she has the kind of job where anyone’s waiting on her to show up either. She’s already a boss as it is and then there will always be a mirror to hold her up.

51 comments:

Karen said...

Mary Kate Olsen and her old guy.

Tricia S said...

Khloe/Montana?

sandybrook said...

Karens got a good guess there.

Tricia S said...

Good guess
That old dude does Oxy?

Karen said...

"mirror to hold her up" = her twin sister

Simon said...

Great guess Karen

Vera Christina said...

Amber TAmblyn and David Cross

discoflux said...

Like the MKO guess.

Why hasn't enty posted anything about the Nick & Mariah divorce? Isn't it time to bust out all those blind reveals?

**D** said...

*OT* Nothing about Nick Cannon and Mariah splitting? TMZ won't load because of it.

All Lace no Leather said...

I think Karen got it.

Mirror = Ashley = Mary Kate.

What does an Oxy addict look like? I'm not familiar.

BTownGirl said...

Definitely Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy. "Mirror" = twin and the two of them run thriving fashion brands with, one would assume, many employees. Not like an actress that holds up a whole cast and crew when she's off being crackie.

sandybrook said...

The Olsen girl looks kinda dirty and hes a dirty old French perv.

Count Jerkula said...

Howard Stern and Beff. Bare minimum at work is his 2 live shows on alternating weeks.

derek harvey said...

I agree---this site needs more Mimi! Apparently the straw tht broke the camels back was Nick bragging about sleeping with Kim K and Mariah is livid loll

I agree with Mary Kate as well

sandybrook said...

Hey I posted about the Nick and Mariah divorce announcement here 2 days ago and skimpymist said no one cares about those 2. :p

Emmy B said...

That's a great guess Karen!

derek harvey said...

@Sandy haha missed that post

Seven of Eleven said...

@Karen

Ay said...

I think enty is making a point in not posting on the Nick/Mariah divorce. He's got some tea.

Shelly Shell said...

Was Ash the one that went to rehab?

Frosty said...

Excellent Karen

sandybrook said...

Its in the Julianne Hough item @Derek maybe it was yesterday. 2nd item of the day.

Peter Choi said...

JLaw and Chris Martin

discoflux said...

Sorry, sandy! Didn't see it!

rajahcat said...

@Seven HA!

+1++++++@Karen

fancyscreenname said...

the howard/beff guess is interesting. wouldnt this b a first (drugs) with stern?
@count

Karen said...

Thanks, friends!

sandybrook said...

Ok I asked Enty this:
Its all over the Internet that Mariah Carey is going to announce her divorce some day this week. Why wasn't that the 2nd item here today (Don Pardo dying was first).
skimpymist replied: that's because no one cares about them sandy.

crila16 said...

Wow...pretty smart people. I was thinking it was someone who was vain, but Mary Kate and Ashley, twins...

Cheryl said...

The Olsen twins don't even have to work unless they want to. They made skillions in the 90's from their direct to video movies and branded products. Unlike most showbiz kids, their parents set up a strong financial team and didn't squander their money. According to other blinds, they also supply pills to design houses and models around the world.

Eros said...

Charlize theron/ sean penn

Count Jerkula said...

@fancy:he has admitted to drug use in the past and never underestimate tge lengths a man will go to, to numb himself from inane yapping.

fancyscreenname said...

@Count
i remember the pot in college but nothing after that, thought he was into clean living.

Yes indeed, women can be quite annoying. lol

;^)

MeanieRhysie said...

Damn, Karen! Way to go!!

rolotomassi said...

oh wow, I thought you guessed Mary Kate Olsen b/c of the mirror that was so prevalent in her movie "Beastly"-
what a 'DUUUUH'moment. "oh right,she has a famous twin sista"

Jeneral said...

This was my first thought.

auntliddy said...

Trish-old? I think hes 42, not 82!

Lady Heisenberg said...

Karen FTW
Hellllllloooooo!!!! Am I seeing correctly that no one brought up the MK/Heath connection yet?!? Definitely sounds like the couture twin troll, back to her old habit

Sherry said...

Wow good one Karen. I think you nailed it.

What does an oxy addict look like? Anyone. It's hard to tell. Just a synthetic heroin really.

Tricia S said...

@ liddy...dang he looks it though!

teresa crane said...

Yup @Lady H

My first thought too after reading this

MK is definitely a druggie

Liz said...

charlize theron, seap penn

meme deemed said...

Hope we don't read about an accidental death by overdose.

skippy said...

Karen you really thought out of the box. We'll done

Missy GQ said...

EASY EASY. CHARLIZE & S.PENN. MIRROR TO HOLD UP = THE SNOW WHITE MOVI 'MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL.."

Yeoman Princess said...

I'm on the Karen train! Good one!

__-__=__ said...

Why would Nick brag about being with Kimmode?!?!??! Hasn't everyone been with her? Or is he bragging because he didn't have to pay? Inquiring minds......

Malibu Borebee said...

The most famous oxy addict I know of is Rush Limbaugh.

Stay away from drugs, kids.

MinPinGirl said...

If it is MKO (and I think you're spot on Karen) it would explain why they stay together. I know I've been wondering what the attraction is. Was she the one hanging with Heath Ledger before he died? It would explain a lot of weird shit.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Yes, he was hanging with MKO

Hegg said...

I was thinking Avril L and Nickelback dude, but the Olsen and French dude makes more sense. I am not sure which Olsen it is out of the two, but one of them looks around 13+ years older than she actually is last time I saw her.