Friday, August 01, 2014

Linda Hogan Sued By Ex-Lover

Apparently Charlie Hill has run through all of his money and doesn't want to work a real job so he has decided to sue his ex-girlfriend Linda Hogan. You may remember back in 2008 that then 19 year old Charlie started dating 48 year old Linda after Linda and Hulk Hogan split. Charlie was a class mate of Brooke Hogan and soon moved in the house that Hulk had given up in the divorce. The pair dated four years but could never get any real traction to their career. They tried a couple of reality shows, but no one was all that interested in them. I don't think anyone is all that interested in them now either but it is a Friday in the late summer and there is not much else to discuss. Charlie is suing Linda for $1.5M because he claims she owes him that much money for work he performed for her and that work does not include sex. Instead he says he waxed her yacht and fertilized her avocado trees which both sound like euphemisms for sex, but are actually real things. I can't believe she had a yacht. When the pair split, Charlie had to sign a confidentiality agreement which gave him $9K in cash and a truck and dirt bike and the engagement ring he gave her. Linda is expected to file a counter suit claiming that Charlie violated his agreement. What does he care? He probably doesn't have any money she can get anyway so he is going for broke.

36 comments:

AJ said...

Ha.

sandybrook said...

He's an idiot.

sandybrook said...

^5 AJ!

Meanie Rhysie said...

Holy shit! He looks like he could be a Hogan and I don't wanna go there, folks! o.O

AJ said...

He does !

sandybrook said...

You can go there rhysie because Hogan's g/f looks a lot like his daughter Brooke.

Henriette said...

See this is why you don't date your children's classmates!

Meanie Rhysie said...

::barf::

All Lace no Leather said...

She obviously has a type.

LottaColada said...

Check out those glamour gloves

CoBe said...

Looks like he earned every penny. No amount of money could compensate for the humiliation of saying you slept with Linda Hogan.

AJ said...

Ug. So basically they both like young blond things ( like they once were themselves ).

sugarbread maker said...

9k for 4 years grinding that grizzled meat.. factor in what an escort would have made over 4 years. Someone call lea's man to co-counsel this guy.

Gossip-Monster said...

This gives waxing a yacht a whole new meaning...

Pip said...

Doing stuff around the house that you live in, and in the garden, is not a job you get paid for.

Henriette said...

I love the "watering the avocado plants" as a job. I would be more impressed if he mated them because avocado trees are so finicky about bearing fruit.

Jessie said...

The only thing I took from this is that Brooke Hogan is only a year older than me and not the 5 years plus I expected. The solarium is not your friend.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Young , dumb and fulla come, he no doubt thought he was going to hook up with all the Hollywood "Madame " puppets that Linda had loaned him to (polishing the yacht?) but since that didn't happen... or did it?

Jessica Larson said...

Hulk has a type also when you see who he dates.

So, he suing because he did the things a boyfriend does. He won't get anything from court, he's hopping Linda will settle & give him more. Probably listening to loser "friends" who told him $9K is nothing to her & Hulk & he should've gotten more.

Freya said...

The Hogans are a strange group.
Charlie looks like a young Hulk Hogan. Hulk's wife looks like his ex-wife and daughter. Hulk takes creepy pictures of his daughter and posts them on Twitter and rubs tanning lotion on her behind. Don't get me started on the son.

Henriette said...

What happened to Brooke Hogan? Her singing career never panned out.

Jessica Larson said...
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Jessica Larson said...

Brooke is now trying to be a wrestler. The "reality show" was supposed to help her singing career & whatever new thing Nick was tying to do to be famous.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

what Freya said!

Topper Madison said...

I never knew fertilizing avocado trees paid in the millions. I'm soooo on the wrong career path.

KMS from down under said...

My aunt giddy!! I thought the same.

auntliddy said...

What a family of misfits!! This guy got plenty in the settlement but since he is a child, he blew it. So unless he wants to start haulingvwater again or waxing that old boat, i think he's shit outta luck

NomNom83 said...

Unless he saw an actual PIN pad on her va-jay-jay, he needs to just walk away while he's ahead. Look, buddy, we would alllll love a piece of the Hulk fortune, but a four year tour of duty with his ex isn't worth $1.5 million.

Nice try, buddy. Thank you for playing.

ethorne said...

He has the locks of an angel.

sifichick said...

If waxing yachts & watering alvacado trees pays that much I want in on that gig.

Sweetie... Manual labor doesn't pay nearly that much. Walk away and go sponge off your parents. You'll end up spending more trying to get that 1.5$ mil.

HimynameisChloe said...

I am actually kinda bummed because when I waited on them , they were SUPER nice and seemed into each other. And they tipped really well.

Bunni said...

Her yacht is named Alimoney, lol.

fancyscreenname said...

ive noticed that lynda and hulk date younger versions of each other which i think is actually pretty sweet in a weird way...

Sunny said...

I'm sure he really loved her peaches and shook that tree, but clock out Charlie. Ya fired!

Sarah said...

And she financially supported him in luxury, so I think waxing the yacht makes them even.

Susan Bahns said...

i don't knwo, maybe im whacked but these posts are freaking me out today