Friday, April 01, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #5

February 1, 2016

This B+ list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring was trying to be all Cookie Lyon recently when she showed up at the hotel room of the guy she just started dating last week. Our actress was wearing a fur and nothing else. When the door open she opened the fur. Wrong room. Her new guy was across the hall.

Dakota Johnson

16 comments:

Dutch said...

Poor person! Dakota is not pretty to look at.

sandybrook said...

bwahaha

MontanaMarriott said...

OH DAMN!!!
LMAO LOL LMAO
It sucks when a celebrity offspring looks like their parents BEFORE said parents had any work done

david said...

I'm sure, if he was my age, he'd didn't mind having a young woman think -- even for a millisecond -- that he was the correct person she was looking for!

Kno Won Uno said...

Perspective is everything.

Kno Won Uno said...

Hey you guys...Ace is insinuating that Hilaria might be carrying her trainer's kid this time.
dun Dun DUN

Studio54 said...

Doh! She inherited Melanie's brains.

... said...

Too bad dakota doesn't have a boyfriend back to february and till now she's still single Nice Try BTW Lol.

lila fowler said...

I feel like at least 85% of blinds about Dakota are complete fabrications. She seems so boring to me.

Red1 said...

Saw her at a function and every time she opened her mouth I thought is she shy, stupid, or slow? Hard to tell with that one.

WritergirlinLA said...

Well it isn't like everyone hasn't seen her naked already! :-0

Derek's Anal Beads said...

Ditto

Kate said...

Totally agree. She's a vile-looking creature with a career brought to you by Nepotism™

Stacy said...

So true, I would start crying if I had to see that. I would wonder when Don Johnson transitioned into such an unfortunate looking woman.

Kim said...

Considering she was butt naked on the big screen this couldn't have been that embarrassing. Dude didn't see anything we all haven't seen before.

Yoyi said...

Wow...proof is in the pudding, pics please! Haters are going to hate....

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