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Blind Items Revealed #12 - Anniversary Month

October 7, 2014

Her booze and drug problem used to be kind of cute. It was all part of the act. Her sleeping with everyone to get ahead was just glossed over because no one wanted to pick a fight with the people she did sleep with or get on their bad side. Things have gone from cute to worrisome to out of control. If our A- list celebrity who has literally done everything but sing wants to stay on top she is going to have to change. Over the past few months if she has been awake she has either been drunk or wasted. Drugs are everywhere with her now. She has to fly private because she needs drugs that much. She is having sex with random strangers or fans and waking up every morning after a blackout. She is ticking off her friends because she always hits on their significant others during a night out and rarely apologizes and blames it all on the drinking. They tell her to stop and she says she is fine and that it is under control. It isn't. She has millions of dollars of promotion and investment riding on her over the next few months and unless she somehow manages to get control of herself, it is going to be a crash and burn of epic proportions.

Chelsea Handler

23 comments:

No said...

She's a horrible person. I hope she chokes to death on her vomit.

SnarkIsFun said...

She's an unfunny attempt at a comedian with an awful personality. If she gets tossed out of shoe business, good riddance. Take Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham with her.

shorny said...

She's painfully narcissistic. And she's not the kind of narcissist who has enough talent at much of anything to give reason to tune in. I watched the first part of her Netflix docuseries and it she was completely unappealing, rather appalling.
Throw her in the ring on a Real Housewives show with other extreme narcissists and maybe she would be worth watching.

sandybrook said...

I never found her even a bit funny.

Select said...

Didn't she decide to stay in the country (didn't she promise to move if Trump won) because the country needed her???? Yeah, right. We need you Chelsea.

jack said...

I thought it was funny when that guy peed on her. So I have had a chuckle over that.

david said...

Didn't she lose a TV show because of her drugs and drinking?

GoTrollUrSelf said...

She's over. Lackluster talent and that talent seems to be being a snarky bitch for money. The only way she ever had any kind of career was from whoring - she deserved no fame. Coarse, crass, unfunny.

inga said...

just go away, hellsey & take purple potato osbourne w/ u....

Hot Cola said...

Excellent not idea @shorney,
I would tune into watch her with a bunch of housewives. It would be Epic

Hot Cola said...

*Excellent idea.
My fingers are fut, sticky and drunk today. So what.

LoreleiSpirit said...

What a bunch of hateful cows chewing cud!

PoniTayl said...

Wow, that went downhill fast!
Lorelei, you're new here, tread lightly.
Hot Cola, loving the "fut" fingers ??

Zip said...

Her nudity pics she does are just plain weird.

Steph said...

I like her. I can now commence burning in hell.

Megan00m said...

I think she's great. Unapologetic, self acualized and interesting.

be skeptical said...

Her Netflix show is good, and all her friends who "hate" her appear on it. A comedian who uses drugs isn't exactly a news flash.

b626 said...

After Netflix fires her she'll have to cut her staff. If that includes yesmen and drugdealers she might survive

BeenHereBefore said...

Everything going downhill including her hair. Always looks like straw glued on. Fix your life, Chels. Iyanla is available.

Hothotheat said...

The only thing good about her is her calling out Angie Jo for her homewrecking and holier than thou behavior. Other han that she's a POS.

Bonbon said...

She's hilarious. I guess only male comedians get to be crass and crazy. She's a shock jock type of funny but people are taken aback because she's female.

Audrey said...

Poor Chelsea. At least I enjoyed her books. :( her talent is not comedy but writing.

Audrey said...

Sorry...not TV...but memoirs. Great to read!

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