Thursday, December 28, 2017

Blind Item #11

This old, foreign born permanent A++ list singer/musician got absolutely hammered at a party this past week and played versions of some of his most massive hits. Apparently he made all the versions R to X rated. Absolutely everyone loved it and no idea he had those versions in his head.

49 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Paul McArtney

DonnaMarie said...

elton john

Tricia13 said...

In St.Barths....(neighboring island and he’s there with his daughter)

Terry Teratoma said...

Tom Jones? Probably not, actually; don't think anyone would be surprised he had those versions in his head, lol.

Tricia13 said...

McCartney*

Rafael said...

Bono Vox

roxy said...

When I was in high school, a musical friend of mine "rewrote" The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes" and renamed it "Behind Hair P**" and 30 years later I still hear his version whenever the original comes on the radio.

hothotheat said...

Rod Stewart

Tricia13 said...

“Maybe I’m amazed at the way you (insert naughtiness) me all the time.... maybe I’m amazed at the way I (insert more naughtiness) you:)

B626 said...

Replace I Think I Love You
From the Partridge Family with
I Think I’m Pregnant

Dr.VanNostren said...
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Joe said...

A++ is so rarefied it makes me think it could only be McCartney.

modsquad said...

Neil Young.

Sarah L said...

I hope it's Sir Paul!

Nerf Poodles said...

I stayed at the castle he married Heather mills at back in 02 on my honeymoon. It was awesome. No stories of bawdy songs but my ex was terrified by a spirit that stood over her. Creepy.

BayAreaGirl said...

I'm going with Tricia's guess on this one. Her track record speaks for itself.

Violet said...

Gotta be Sir Paul. Beatles always had unprintable versions of their songs, although unfairly people assumed John had the dirtiest mind.

N. Twinkie said...

Ha! Barry Manilow

N. Twinkie said...

Never mind, didn't see the foreign born part

Appalachian Mothersauce said...

Oh do tell. I love a ghost story

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

I have a song I wrote. It's called "stuffing you with my love sausage". It's a ballad.

Tricia13 said...

Me too... and that’s an amazing place to have stayed 🥂

Tricia13 said...

Meant I love a good ghost story... never stayed there but must be stunning

Adrian Zmed said...

McCartney is singer and musician and perm A++

Amartel said...

Barry would never!
j/k

Amartel said...

Must be McCartney. I once read he had the tune for "Yesterday" before he had the words and went around calling it "Scrambled Egg" until he came up with the real lyrics. (This blind makes me wonder what he really was calling it in his head. "Hump my Leg"? "I'm so gay"?)

RudeScorpio said...

I was thinking Rod Stweart too @hothotheat

just sayin' said...

Tricia, I'm starting to think you're one of the Himmmms. You know too much! lol.

rosie riveter said...

This is a good horse to bet on, always.
Maybe not *always* but nine out of ten for sure

AIP said...

Elton?

Glue said...

Yes +1 Tricia - definitely Paul.

Violet617 said...

Morrissey

Tricia13 said...

You mean -Herrrrrrrrr😉
Nah- just an insightful insider /decided outsider🤙

Jennivo69 said...

NO ONE disses my Barry!

Pamela Foti said...

Jagger ?

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Sir McSmutty, if this is about him.

And here I was thinking John was the smuttier one. Someone please leak the lyrics! Grace the plebs with some of this rarified smut. The people want smut.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Shaaaare the ghost story! I believe they exist (thankfully the ones in my house—nevermind). Share the one at the castle! 👻👻👻👻

sugasuga said...

Paul McCartney or Elton John

Nerf Poodles said...

Castle Leslie in County Monaghan, north central Ireland. More of a Manor house than a "castle". We were in Papa Jack's room on the top floor, one of the smallest, but still had a 500 year old Italian bed from some castle and all of the books on the dresser had random letters from the author in then. Winston Churchill's christening gown was in the living room. At the top of the staircase (which is filled with stern pictures of ancestors staring down at you) the landing had @50 busts of... people. Who knows. Just a bunch of greatness. Okay, scene set

Nerf Poodles said...

Many typos, apologies.

Anyway, the place has a great restaurant and the ex and I sat down to a fine dinner. I got the "whatever the chef wants to make" with wine, and literally got a bottle of wine with every course. Needless to say, I was feeling no pain. So we bought another bottle and chilled in the parlor with the other guests ion the house, who all had bottles, then we got more bottles, hey, Ireland. Finally go upstairs @ 1am. I pass out. Next day as soon as there is a hint of daylight I start to wake up and she is laying next to me literally shaking and beyond freaked out. After I was out she started hearing footsteps walking back and forth at the foot of the bed, to the point of thinking I had gotten up. Then she feels this presence come up to the side of the bed. She said it was a young boys, 10ish, and he looked down at us and smiled, seeming approving of us. Her grandfather's passed away while we were in Ireland, just a day or 2 before this happened, and we were in the childhood room of the Great-Grandfather of the current Lord Leslie. She was always somewhat 'sensitive' and had some other freaky things happen, so this was not unprecedented. Once we got up and had breakfast (Irish oatmeal and a shot of Bushmills) she refused to go back to the room. I had to pack everything, and now I was totally freaked out, so it was a fun time. Fascinating place. Can't stay in the rooms in theatres anymore though. Truly an experience.

Tricia13 said...

Oh lord....
I’m Irish ☘️ too(half) an had a my husbands (Irish) grams try to haunt me out if his(hers till she died) home. Harrowing... levitation and all.
You tell a tale many probably know.. but nonetheless-very unique

Tricia13 said...

Thank you for sharing it Nerf poodles

Boots said...

Tricia!!! Levitation!???? OMG..Grams was serious!! Glad you made it out okay and it is over, i hope! Thanks for the story to you and Nerf Poodles.

Anonymous said...

Or was it "Faul McCartney", the wily imposter who took over after the fatal car accident?

lucy said...

lol Tricia you can't yada yada 'levitation' please share

Glue said...

LOL! @ Lucy - I agree...come on Tricia! Share girl!

LondonGirl said...

Sir Paul x

longtimereader said...

There is a story about stella putting out her cigarette on heather mill's fake leg back in the day.

hunter said...

Elton John supposed to be sober so he's an unlikely candidate.

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