Saturday, December 23, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #1

December 18, 2017

This A list performer who was big in the tabloids a decade ago had a big life event recently. At the party he kept asking "Which b**ch here is going to suck me off?" Yeah, same a-hole he has always been.

Criss Angel

17 comments:

Choice of Weapon said...

Cheese ball magicians get groupies?

Sad. Guy screams douche from 33000 ft up.

David Howes said...

He's into woman?

For some reason, I assumed he was gay.

(Not that there is anything wrong with that!)

Nawlins Jim said...

Nah, he’s always been a magician bro chasing (female) tail.

sandybrook said...

He's got a couple of good ones like young Cameron Diaz and Minnie Driver and a lot of skank like Paris Hilton, Lilo, Pammie, Holly Madison etc.

Terry Teratoma said...

He's the epitome of Ed Hardy douchebroery and STILL gets attention. Who made him famous in the first place? Who did this? We must hunt them down and destroy them lest they unleash someone like him upon us again.

_JanetA said...

...and I'm sure the sound of crickets was deafening right after he said that.

Lonely Bastard said...
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Lonely Bastard said...

To be fair, that used to be my opening remark when enetering a party.

I'm still a virgin, you know.

meagan said...

@TerryT - Ed Hardy douchebro...... that is the PERFECT description. +1

TimC said...

Whenever I watch "Arrested Development" I can't help but think of Criss Angel when GOB is attempting to perform one of his magic tricks, damn, i'm sorry, i mean illusions. I wonder if the writers used Angel as a temp plate?

AppleThief4Elliot said...

The Cameron Diaz comment made me wonder how old Angel is. You know that fucker is 50?!?! I'd been thinking he'd be younger than her, but no, he's five years older. I guess that explains all that makeup.

ken said...

Is he really that much of a star over in the States? He's practically unheard of over here in Europe.

YeahYouKnowThatsRight said...

Well, when bitches stop sucking him off he'll stop asking.

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

Burt Wonderstone

AIP said...

I’ll flip you off darlin’, if that helps? ✌🏻(In reverse)

Randaleese said...

I'd suck off my own big toe before I'd put my lips anywhere near one of these nasty DRD infected culls...

Kiki Jones said...

Calling Criss A-List anything makes me LOL.

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