Monday, January 08, 2018

Blind Item #15 - Golden Globes

This back in the day A list mostly movie actor who still has fame from that brief comic run was at an after party last night. He says that the recent movement has really cut into the number of women he feels comfortable hitting on at parties. He told a Golden Globe winner from last night that he now focuses entirely on strippers, hookers and groupies for sex. The actress winner from last night just raised her eyebrows and took a sip of her champagne before looking for a way out.

42 comments:

Nawlins Jim said...

Pauly Shore?

T. Fennell said...

Chris Tucker

LizOz said...

More proof that #timesnotup... I’d hazard a guess but from past experience, not confident enough in how far back “back in the day is” - seems to be of variable duration!

Dena said...

If it was Tequila I'd say Frances McDormand for the actress.

LizOz said...

I like where you’re going but would be have been A / relevant enough to be invited to the same parties as gg winners?

AIP said...

I definitely think the actress is Frances McDormand. The actor could be anyone of a certain age!

Tricia13 said...

Nicole Kidman and someone?

Sirene said...

Pauly Shore was at the Netflix party, as was Laura Dern.

tetsujin said...

That's what I was thinking Sirene

Count Jerkula said...

I took "Brief comic run" to be someone who was in and out of a superhero movie, so I'll go with Val Kilmer.

Anyway, smart move on the guy's part. Stick with using whores and if a human broad wants some, she can do the asking/pursuing.

Shawn McGuire said...

Straight men generally suck...and so do a few gay men

rosie riveter said...

Pauly Shore would need to pay for it no doubt

Jax129 said...

No way Pauly Shore was ever A list & from rumors, sounds like Val is close to death

Count Jerkula said...

Ok, Jax, then i'll guess Tobey McGuire.

Lizard said...

#TimesUp my a$$. 😏

Nonya Bidness said...

Whether him or not, its vomit-inducing that Pauly Shore can still get in at parties that arent at the comedy store. Doesn't anybody's 15 minutes run out?

Sharper Teeth said...

@Lizard how, exactly did time get up your ass??

sorry.

texasrose said...

A little torn on this one. I wonder if he was just trying to be funny. Maybe he was hoping the actress would give him a sign she might be interested.

Post Meno Pauzel said...

Paul Shore? Geesh, had to google him. Forgot all 'bout him. How do those old losers get invited to GG or anything, actually?

Post Meno Pauzel said...

Hi Count!

Trevor said...

Yes TXRose that is a passive aggressive pick up line.

La-Juice said...

I'm gonna go with Brendan Fraizer, just to be different.

he's probably happily married, though.

Count Jerkula said...

Post: i am flattered that you had to google pauly shore, but remembered me.

Nelson Muntz69 said...

Long time reader just started posting

The Count is hilarious, especially when some reader gets all faux outraged.

Although the person who made the comment to the actress was kinda dumb to say it, most guys I know, yes even the nice ones are afraid to even flirt with any woman at the moment because some people can'e tell the difference between being friendly and assault/harassment anymore.

My biggest issue is more with the distraction this is taking away from the real monsters out there among the elite, the pedos and their apologists/cover up people

Raging Bunnies said...

What happened to the hwood women who are sorry they stayed quiet for so long?
Still staying quiet ...

Henlo Fren said...

The ones who sexually harass create an environment for the pedos and rapists.

Lizard said...

@Sharper Teeth - OMG that made me LOL! Well played.

Count Jerkula said...

Thanks Nelson. It really borders on unhealthy how much i enjoy it when i trigger someone. Like the 3 joys in my life are hanging out with my kid, getting laid and triggering a loon.

Do Tell said...

Well that's unfortunate. And tragic.

Sandy Ravage said...

My guess is Michael Keaton.

The main clue being 'brief comic run' Beetlejuice into Batman back in 1989/1990 is long enough to also be considered 'back in the day'. It could also be a clue from his win in Birdman which has comic book connotations.

There is also a short 30 second or so video of him at an after-party last night with a guy and 2 younger females in tow. See for yourself - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XWgiXQbWo4 . He's 66 and looks like he's still slanging that dick to that 20 something year old that hops into the car with him.

Count Jerkula said...

Sandy, thing that put me off Keaton is he was just nominated for an Oscar recently for Birdman, so he's still A-list, not just back in the day A-list.

Count Jerkula said...

P.S. God bless the Macho Man.

Urban Rosebud said...

Dane Cook

Unknown said...

Jim Carrey?

GaydolfNiggler said...

Mike Meyers
All comedic roles from Wayne's World up to The Love Guru. 10 years ago. Back in the day?

tinydancer61 said...

Just to be different, Kevin Hart. His star has cooled since he was caught messing around on his pregnant wife....

Della said...

noooooooo please not Keaton I absolutely ADORE him

RJ FL said...

Pauly Shore has never stopped doing comedy so its not him. Plus he's never been considered A list.

JojoSharon said...

Jason Bateman

Spiney said...

At least #metoo movement good for business got sex workers!!

katsm0711 said...

I’m the only one who thinks he’s smart for this?

PG Tips said...

Romance isn't dead :D

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