Friday, February 16, 2018

Jennifer Aniston And Justin Theroux Split



Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have revealed they have been separated since late last year, according to a joint statement. The couple, who wed in 2015, said they intended to keep their decision private, but "given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly."

"This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year," the statement read. "We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship."

No mention of Justin's cheating was made or the tabloid covers Jen will now get each week  talking about marriage and baby with Brad Pitt.

65 comments:

Aunty said...

This announcement is so obviously timed to hide the fact that Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson were together in Los Angeles last week.

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

Say what you want about JT. He had insane abs in the Charlie’s Angels sequel but his bullshit accent ruined it. What is it with him and the goofy voices.

Mrs. EM said...

He'll always be that short story writer to me from SATC. lol lol

Laura Jay said...

He and Dakota Johnson? Way too old for her. She must take after her mother

SW said...

Bring on the reveals!

Andrew Simpson said...

Jennifer Aniston is boring I do not see the popularity to her? Brad Pitt loves Angelina Jolie I hope they get back together. People always blame the man maybe something is wrong wit Jennifer Aniston? She cannot seem to keep her men interested they get bored and dump her bony white ass.

Andrew Simpson said...

Jennifer Aniston is boring I do not see the popularity to her? Brad Pitt loves Angelina Jolie I hope they get back together. People always blame the man maybe something is wrong wit Jennifer Aniston? She cannot seem to keep her men interested they get bored and dump her bony white ass.

Glue said...

@Mrs. Em - was he the one who broke up w/ Carrie because she made fun of his use of a "hair scrunchy" in his book?

Cail Corishev said...

Ah, I remember that pleasant period when we were "good friends parting amicably." Then the actual divorce proceedings start, and she finds out how much better it will go for her if it's not so amicable. Usually doesn't end up that way.

Glue said...

Ouch Enty. That is NOT a flattering photo of Jen Aniston at all. Yikes.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Jen needs to reinvent herself, quick-like. Nobody's looking for a 49-year-old Rachel Green.

Simon said...

@glue, ron Livingston. Broke up with her on Post it

Sd Auntie said...

Jen needs to go older...Justin will be a nobody soon. He is not that hot and over acts. Who is the other woman? It's not Dakota.she is 10x more boring than Jenn. I'm guessing someone like his ex gf.

Mrs. EM said...

@Glue.. he's the one that was very quick. Carrie would just touch him and it would be over. Valerie Harper played his mom.

April said...

Me too!

April said...

No, that was Berger. I may binge SATC every now and again

Barbara RiceHand said...

A comment on another website said ‘countdown to her adopting a baby’ haha I can see this happening.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Nah, I don't see Jennifer adopting. She has never seemed like the maternal type.

T. W. said...

I have no idea what gossip reports they ate referring to. Us Weekly has them on the cover saying Jen is obsessed with Justin. People online claim Jen and Brad are getting back together.

Unknown said...

He clearly lost in this one.

Unknown said...

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/01/blind-item-15.html

I love this website! Bring on the reveals Enty!!

Jack said...

Anybody close to that TR guy is scum. Could be that Jen is bailing just before his 'Me too' jive hits the Dyson.

Spider Rico said...

Normal - you can get those abs too. There's amazing TRT and HGH now available for common folk. Know he didn't work for them.

Julia H said...

I was thinking the same thing! Worst photo of Jennifer I’ve EVER seen. Her stylist should also be to blame for the unflattering dress 😭

hothotheat said...

Short story writer was in 2nd or 3rd season and he was a premature ejact.... His mother was Valerie Harper.

Sarah Linney said...

I didn't think she could have children due to a miscarriage?? He needs to keep it in his pants, ugh, used to have a crush on him back when I saw him in the Muse music video, but hearing he gets someone to come over and dye his hair put the last nail in for me!

Sarah Linney said...

Was he the one who came really quick haha??

CJ said...

LOL lots of women posters remember all about the quick-on-the-trigger SATC character. Hey, it was an acting job ... you don't want to get typecast.

Gordon Scott said...

I dunno. The way she goes through men makes me think that Jennifer is great fun in bed, but the neuroses start piling up pretty quickly. What a lucky thing for me that I don't have to date her!

Xpensive Hobutt said...

He has a big cock and her movie star pussy was too big for him.

There's box, carton, and container.

Apparently, Jen has a container in between her legs.

Can't fault Jason for looking for tight tight.

Kikibunny said...

I recently read her saying that interior design is her soulfood...did she once say she was glad pitt was gone bcuz they had disagreed over how to do ovr thier recently purchase mansion? She sounds like a blast...I guess alot of men think she is sexy...i cant believe she actually hooked up with the guy from counting crows, yuuuuuukkkk

Sara, Making It Work said...

I really liked him on Six Feet Under. He was naked a lot.

annie roo said...

When you marry someone who can never give you children, it can be a dealbreaker down the road.

Glue said...

@Simon - yes, that's it. I remember the whole break up via post it.

Jimbonius said...

'Lovingly made' decision. Sounds like the new 'conscious uncoupling'.

Jokers.

Glue said...

@Mrs. Em - LOL! Thanks for the flashback to SATC. I watched that show back when it was on HBO, so it's been a while. Forgot about Mr. Quickie.

MissDe said...

Calling Aniston "bony white ass" and gushing over Jolie lmao makes zero sense. Jolie is skeletal literally looks like she's dying within the last two years. Aniston is thin but but healthy and strong tone. She should not of married him he's hot but was always cheating cmon

MissDe said...

Also heard Dakota slept with Brad awhile ago. She's been getting around and he hasn't been lonely in 2017 that's for sure

delete account said...

Great, now we can look forward to more years of Aniston whining about her lonely womb. I'm no Jolie or Pitt fan either, I'm sick sick sick of all three.

zerooptions said...

Hopefully those stupid commercials will be yanked.
All felines that I know were offended by her preference for dogs.
What do you expect from a bitch.

kiki71 said...

Wow, gotta address a bunch of these lame comments. Jen is almost 50 so we won't be hearing about her lonely womb unless it is in a ridiculous concept. And HOW does Dakota take after he mom screwing men older than her when Melanie was with younger men? Lastly, Brad and Angie should NOT be together. This guy is textbook MORPH into and with the woman he is with. Look at his pics with Jen, with Gwyneth. He literally took on their looks and priorities/values. Angie was also so depraved. She is an utter narcissist so she won't take him back, damaged goods, and I think her accusing him of abuse etc would be a done deal for him. And those criticizing JT should watch THE LEFTOVERS. He was the lead and utterly outstanding. I just imagine Jen being way high maintenance.

kiki71 said...

Context not concept .... oh and folks, the whole press release on the decision 'lovingly made' is probably a crock since revealed blinds have him texting on vacay with his gf while dong his last ditch high press trip with Princess Jen. It is pretty telling though that Courtney's man hated him. May be he really is a doucheebag.

Laura Jay said...

Melanie ran away from home age 15 with Don Johnson who was 26 or so. Melanie was only with young men after she got old

Starry-eyed said...

Jennifer completely morphed into Justin, I noticed that when they got to together. Her style is so beige, it was an improvement though.

Off With Her Head said...

Seven years is good run. Some people get married to save the relationship. Working away from home on film sets does not promote togetherness.

I think she's looked awful recently. Bloated and her face full of fillers. Probably unhappy.
Some people and careers just aren't built for marriage.

piglet said...

Hi Ange!

Shiba Russell said...

Will he get to stay with CAA?

Orville said...

I hate how people attack the man. Maybe Justin Theroux just got tired of fucking Jennifer Aniston. The lady is almost fifty AND Theroux is younger than Aniston. Just think Theroux can fuck a young and Tight twentysomething actress. Aniston seems high maintenance and probably has a dry old pussy.

Tricia13 said...

You are either a 20something wannabe twit; a gay man that lusts after JT(I do as well btw), Angelina Jolie, one of Jens exes(I see you John MayerπŸ˜‰) or a simpleton who hasn’t the intellectual maturity to know (or experience) that women only get better in bed as they get older.... weve already forgotten what “tight “ twenty somethings have yet to learn dollπŸ₯‚

Few Views said...

Clap back Tricia!!!

Tricia13 said...

πŸ™Œ
Guarantee ya that Orville was at a Cracker Barrel or Cheesecake Factory alone on 2/14πŸ‘πŸ˜‰

SW said...

Preach sister!

TwoDots said...

Gordon Scott - your comment is kinda laughable tbh - how on earth does she “go through men”?!

I like that leather dress, and I like the darker hair 🀷🏼‍♀️

TwoDots said...

Also Orville - Theroux is 2 years younger than Aniston...you act as thothe fb he’s some stud in his early 20’s πŸ™„

lucy said...

ha! very nice Tricia! πŸ˜‰

lucy said...

her areola looks freakishly tiny beneath that dress or is that nipple? first truly awful look I have seen her in , aside from that wacky hat. odd she chose to leave out like that, her face looks like She Knows and is her hand slid into ill-aligned pocket? bizarre.
Justin: "I dyed my hair for this?"

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Why would a personal life breakup get you dropped by your agent, tho?

Kno Won Uno said...

+1

Sd Auntie said...

Delete. Her womb is nonfunctioning. 49 is when the dance begins ...

Sd Auntie said...

Good one Tricia. Teen Troll is getting on my nerves.

crapbag said...

Gross.

Mango said...

I'd rather be high maintenance (Jen) than drug-addled narcissist (Angelina) any day of the week.

Jen Ty said...


""This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year," the statement read. "We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship."

Gag me with a spoon. "Lovingly made"......yeah I bet. I can see items being thrown.

"No mention of Justin's cheating was made or the tabloid covers Jen will now get each week talking about marriage and baby with Brad Pitt."

Now Enty got that right.

Maybe Ang and Jen should hook up - that would push the Ktrash off the tabloids for months.


AIP said...

I am legit upset about this...mainly because I don’t want another fucking decade of Poor Lonely Lovelorn Jen and her fucking pity parties.

Court b said...

I think it's opposite, beautiful, smart, funny, charming....boring in bed

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