Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Just Call Sly Stallone Sir When Having Sex


Janice Dickinson has lots of stories about people she has had sex with. She says she has had sex with over 1,000 men and women. Aren't you supposed to take a woman's number and double it? So, that means Janice has actually slept with 2,000 men and women. Again with the math here, but doesn't that mean that in order to reach that number she would have had to sleep with someone different every night for over four years. Obviously she didn't do that, but if you make it every other night, then you are up to eight years. You get the point. It takes some effort to sleep with that many people unless you are trying to establish some type of record for most diseases in one body.

Janice says that sex with Sylvester Stallone was really good but that he was really weird. He liked shooting guns off in the backyard. He would then come inside the house, change into an army uniform and then have sex with Janice. He wanted her to call him sir, and to try and make herself shorter because she so easily towered over him height wise.

Janice also described a threesome she had with Dolph Lundgren and Grace Jones, but doesn't remember the size of Dolph's dolph if you know what I mean because she claims they were all too stoned. I think she remembers and it must have been tiny. If it was big or she didn't remember she should just say," it was huge. A monster." But she didn't. So, it must be really small.

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