Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Today's Blind Items

This female tweener star may want to head on over to her doctor. Why do you ask? Well her tweener boyfriend picked up the gift that Paris made popular. And here we thought they were monogamous.

45 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

LOLOL Another star doing commercials for VALTREX lol

Molly said...

ohhhhh....so sad. wtf is wrong with these damn kids?

MISCH said...

GEE WIZ haven't any of these idiots heard of condoms.....they better come up with a vaccine for the HERP fast !

lutefisk said...

eww! This could be Miley, Jamie Lynn, again, just about any of them.

cricket said...

Vanessa Hudgens?

farmgirl said...

do the Gossip Girl kids qualify for this? or are we talking Disney?

Unknown said...

herpes is everywhere ugh...there are way tooooo many people this could be

Unknown said...

herpes is everywhere ugh...there are way tooooo many people this could be

Graveyard Rabbit said...

"the gift that Paris made popular"

that line is just all kinds of awesome.

Anonymous said...

The herpes rate is like 1 in 7 nationwide, 1 in 5 in NYC.

Play safe or don't play, kids.

Lolita Breckenridge said...

taylor swift was in the random photos. isn't she dating someone tweeny? a jonas maybe?

Maja With a J said...

I think the last sentence is sarcastic and that this is Jamie Lynn.

But then I realised that it says tweener boyfriend. Does that mean he's famous too?

jax said...

i want to know if 'tweener' refers to the age of person in question or their fanbase???

if fanbase...totally Efron.
dont worry Vanessa with the size of that bush you should be somewhat protected.

farmgirl said...

Ashley Tisdale?

Unknown said...

blake lively and penn badgley?

don't know. i thought vanessa and zac efron but i seriously think he's gay.

Wack said...

SELENA GOMEZ
way to give her the herpolie urpolies, Nick Jonas

Robin the Mad Photographer said...

DN: I'm pretty sure that the stats are between 1 in 5 to 1 in 4 people nationwide having it--that's 20-25% of the population right there! Throw in the 90-95% of us who have good old herpes simplex (aka cold sore virus), and the cross-pollination between the 2, and, well, we're all screwed... *sigh* Depending on where the lesions are/what acts are performed, condoms may or may not help. It's quite possible this guy didn't know he has it, but he still should have been taking precautions with both girls anyway, the doofus.

Did want to point out, though, that having herpes doesn't automatically mean you're a ho-bag...unless, of course, you're a ho-bag irregardless of STDs. ;-)

jax said...

wow someone's been reading their Valtrex pamphlet...lol.
kidding.

Sarah Jane said...

vanessa hudgens and zac whateverthehellhisnameis

yuck.

love your avatar jax!!

kanonymous said...

I think the monogamy line is referring to Jamie Lynn due to those rumors of her boyfriend cheating on her and getting other people pregnant.

kanonymous said...

"But then I realised that it says tweener boyfriend. Does that mean he's famous too?"

No. Tweener just refers to someone who is a teenager, not a celebrity. Notice how he referred to the female as "female tweener star," instead of just female tweener. So I think she's famous and he may/may not be.

Rake101 said...

I think it's Zach & Vanessa -
"gift that Paris made popular" Remember a few weeks ago, Enty posted random pics and those 2 had some Paris caption under it. Usher had it too. Then, we had a BI where the majority of posters said Usher and Zac are together.

trogdor said...

hahaha!

I gotta hang out with these kids.

They know how to party!

w0000t!!!

kanonymous said...

It's not Zach and Vanessa! Read the blind. These two are teenagers. Zach and Vanessa ARE NOT TEENAGERS.

kanonymous said...

It's not Zach and Vanessa! Read the blind. These two are teenagers. Zach and Vanessa ARE NOT TEENAGERS.

myx n mingle said...

My vote is for Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. I think the "tweener" part is just eluding to the fact that they are popular w/ tweens, not that they actually are tweens.

Katie said...

isnt their relationship fake?

Unknown said...

That doesn't meant their sex isn't.

I agree with Zanessa guess.

Usher is still married because Tomeka is blackmailing him with his STD status--which he got from his DL activities. She gets the kids, money, name and drama for his mama and he gets to keep his image (mostly ;) ) intact.

Eve Montana said...

herpes can pass through condoms people. also it's about skin rubbing against skin meaning you can get it by simply rubbing your genitals against another person. basically it's like mono.

KellyLynn said...

My guesses are operating under the concept that a "tweener star" is a star popular with tweeners.

I don't think it's Selena Gomez, because she still seems to be fairly clean (for now).

I don't think this one is Slutty Cyrus, because her boyfriend isn't a tweener star. He's merely an underwear model.

That would leave either Taylor Swift or Vanessa Hudgens. Although the clues point to Vanessa, I really want to think it's Taylor. Dunno why, exactly. It may just be because I think she would be the most trusting and least likely to realize her guy was screwing around.

allthesun said...

Before Heros Hayden Panettiere tried desperately to be in the spotlight, she went clubbing with Paris Hilton...

Unknown said...

Miley and the cheeseball boyfriend

Beth said...

Vanessa and Zac were my first guess. However, kanonymous makes a good argument for Jamie-Lynn Spears and her baby daddy.

what is eight past six? said...

A tWeen is someone from the ages of 10-12 - not quite a kid anymore, not yet a full blown teenager. So I agree that 'tweener star' simply refers to someone who is a star among the tween set, none of the kid celebs today are in the tween age group. The boyfriend may or may not be famous, that one was left fairly open. The fact that we would even think they were monogamous though leads me to think that the guy is also famous (b/c if he wasn't, who would care about their monogamy?)

That said I don't know who it is and I don't think I care. I'm leaning towards one of the Jonas Bros. just b/c of the use of the word monogamous. That is a bit of an odd word to use for some teenagers.

what is eight past six? said...

Okay, on second thought I think I'm jumping on the Jamie-Lynn Spears train. Like I said, 'monogamy' is an odd word for a teenage relationship and I was initially thinking "religious?" But it is a word you use for married people or for a couple with kids of their own. 'We' caring about a non-famous boyfriend's infidelity makes sense in this case.

PotPourri said...

I think it is Nick Jonas and Taylor Swift.

sauvage said...

What's odd about the word "monogamous"? When I was a teenager, all my relationships were monogamous. Still are.

mooshki said...

Ew, Jax, when you said that about her "bush" it reminded me of crabs - can you imagine the creatures that populate these folks? It's no wonder shaving has become so popular - it's a necessity! One of my favorite eps of Sex and the City is when Charlotte dates the 20-something and gets crabs - so funny! :)

There's no way Vanessa and Zefron are sleeping together. Have you seen their awkward chemistry when they're together?

Jamie-Lynn, definitely. "Monogamous" seals it, imo.

Anonymous said...

In probable reality: Jamie Lynn Spears.

In my fantasy world: Bristol Palin.

Zac Efron is gay, gay, gay!
So is Miley's underwear guy.

lyz said...

His sarcasm with the "monogamous" bit points to Jamie Lynn.

What other tweener stars have had rumors of infidelity? None that I can think of. Therefore, no need for the last sentence.

After reports of Casey with other girls, JL has gone to great lengths to deny it. Hence the sarcasm.

Dick Insideu said...

mr. and Mrs. Tom Cruise

Dick Insideu said...

mr. and Mrs. Tom Cruise

Jaiden_S said...

It can't be Zefron because he's clearly batting for the home team. I like the Miley/underwear model guess.

Beth said...

I don't think it's a Jonas brother. They are supposedly virgins, so they wouldn't even be publicly playing the monogamous card.

slappywhyte said...

i think Vanessa H as well

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