It's Like Playing Charades - Sparrow James Midnight Madden

Apparently Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are playing the "ow" game when it comes to their kids. I think this is a bad move if they are going for Duggar numbers but if they are going to confine it to a few children, then this could work for them. Nicole gave birth to a baby boy and they named him Sparrow who will be joining Harlow and their younger brothers and sisters Marrow Bow Wow Madden and Plow Mow Madden. I wasn't aware that Sparrow was actually a boy's name. Hell, I didn't even know it was a name you gave a child. Last I checked it was a really fast, little brown bird and last I checked I never saw one at midnight either.

You know if you take off the Sparrow and Midnight portion of the name, James Madden is a really good choice. What was the necessity of the two nouns? Just because you are a celebrity doesn't give you carte blanche to screw around with names. You and your publicist might think it is cute, but the kid still has to go to school. If you like the name so much, then change Nicole to something. Sparrow? Really?