Johnny Depp Emasculated Over Losing Sexiest Man Alive Title

Johnny Depp revealed to MTV News just how sad he is that he has lost the sexiest man alive title to Ryan Reynolds. "I feel emasculated," joked Depp. "I feel I've been beaten down like some horrible... you know, like some pathetic harp seal. But, I mean, that's how it goes, isn't it? I think I can work my way forward, but will I try for it again? No!... I worked so hard to gain that title."A beaten harp seal? That might be a bit over the top. Obviously he is joking, but I do wonder if there is still not a sense of loss when you lose an award like that even if it is just all about who kissed the most PR butt during the year. I will let you choose. Johnny Depp or Ryan Reynolds?

Airport Celeb Stories - Khloe Kardashian & Kevin Smith

So, it is not just Josh Duhamel that seems to be making news in the airports or on planes, a couple of other celebs got into the act this week. For some reason I still do not understand, Khloe Kardashian was on George Lopez last night. Explain to me why. Her show is over. The new season does not have her on it much so why was she cluttering up my television? George could not find any other human being who was more worthy? Seriously George? Maybe he is just hoping Khloe will introduce him to some women now that his wife left him after all those hookers.

Anyway, Khloe compared a recent trip through airport security as rape. Really? You got groped by a TSA guy because you did not want to go through a body scan. I understand that female was in your personal space, but it seems to me that by comparing it to rape you are minimizing the horror of an actual rape. If you don't want to get groped by a woman then go through the scanner or don't fly.

I have been groped once just to see what it is like. Is it fun? No. But, what choice do I give them if I say no to a body scan? I don't mind the body scans. I would rather do that then go back and forth through the metal detector five times removing more and more clothing each time.

Meanwhile, Kevin Smith complained on his blog about being denied boarding on Virgin America. It seems that the rest of the plane was ready to go, but Kevin and his wife were not. They wanted the plane to wait for them. It didn't. So, Kevin threw a hissy fit because the plane had shut its door and would not let him on. He says that he was more upset they would not remove his bags to get his wife's medication. OK, two things. Usually a plane will not fly with bags that are not with a person on the plane. If for some reason they did, then why would the airline delay the flight longer to remove his bags and if the medication is so important why was his wife checking it anyway? Has he never lost a bag?

Kevin said Virgin kissed his ass and gave him new tickets to use and an apology. I think they should have told him that he and his wife can't make an entire plane full of people wait for them to deign themselves ready to fly.

Kate Gosselin Goes Camping

I thought I would limit myself to just one episode of the Sarah Palin show, but after seeing that Kate Gosselin will be on this week, I have to watch. Apparently she has the worst time of her entire life when Sarah and family take her and the kids camping out in the Alaska wilderness. What i absolutely fantastic about this is that in the old days she would have yelled at Jon and blamed him for everything and would have been high and mighty and that no civilized person would ever go camping and blah blah blah.

She can't do that this time. For one, she is a guest and she wanted to go and she is getting paid and apparently she just can't find it in herself to yell at Sarah. So, she just complains to the camera guys. The entire time!!

I think all you need to know to make you want to watch this episode is that it is pouring rain, cold, and everyone is having a great time except for Kate.

Versace Murdered By The Mafia?

This is the kind of story I would expect from a tabloid, but not The Telegraph. They summarize a new book that is out about Gianni Versace. Apparently in that book, the author says that the reason Versace was killed was because of debts he had with the mafia. Versace was supposedly in the middle of a huge money laundering ring. See, I could believe that. There is no reason why a luxury goods supplier could not also be a money launderer. I just really doubt he was killed by the mafia.

That was such a shocking killing. Then the whole country was following what happened to his killer and no one could find him. The whole country knew who they were looking for but he vanished until his suicide.

Joe Finley Looking For Wife's Killer

Do you remember back in October I wrote about the America's Got Talent guy who went to an audition despite the fact his wife had just died. Well, he is back in the news. His name is Joe Finley and he gave an interview to Radar. He says that his wife did not fall 8 stories to her death. Joe says that his wife was raped, strangled and robbed and then someone carried her body down 8 flights of stairs and then posed her like she had fallen. Huh? Yep. That is what he believes.

"I believe she was raped, killed and her body was moved, (to the bottom of the staircase) and the scene was staged to make it look as though she'd fallen to her death."

He also says that there is yet to be released evidence which will support his claims and that he has been forced to hire a private investigator to find out how his wife died because police will not tell him anything. He says this is "a rape gone too far." This guy is a piece of work. I know the police have not named him as a suspect, just a person of interest, but he is still a piece of work. Who goes to an audition after seeing a picture of your dead wife at the bottom of some stairs only wearing panties? How did he know she had been strangled just by looking at a photo? He told police she had been strangled. (Thanks lyz)

Elizabeth Edwards Takes A Turn For The Worse

The cancer in Elizabeth Edwards' body has started to spread to her liver and doctors have told her that trying to treat it will not really do anything productive so have recommended against trying to treat it. This is such a tragic situation. You have to wonder to yourself if she did not have to deal with so much stress and drama in the past few years if her body would have held out better. I don't know, but the human body does crazy things when it is stressed out and if Elizabeth Edwards has her life shortened by what her prick of a husband did to her than I hope he does not get a wink of sleep for the rest of his life thinking about the fact that by his actions he may have shortened the amount of time Elizabeth could spend with her children.

Maury Povich Auctions Off Another Virgin

Two years ago, Maury Povich, stopped doing DNA tests long enough to announce that a woman named Natalie was auctioning off her virginity. I remember writing about it back then and some updates but I don't know if she ever went through with it. At one point I think some guy had offered $300K but she then decided she wanted the money just to meet him and then she would decide if she was going to sleep with him. It all got a bit confusing. Well, apparently Connie Chung did not give Maury much crap about the first time because Maury has another virgin on his show this week and that same brothel owner is getting a 50% share. The girl, and I will call her a girl because she is just 18, has rationalized this whole process by saying, "I heard my mom talking with her friends and they all said they wish they could go back in time and sell their virginity. This is an opportunity for me to make more money than people see in a lifetime."

The girl also said that she was raised in poverty and although she has not had a medical exam, she did take a lie detector test which proves that she at least thinks she is a virgin. She looks much older than 18 to me.

I Was Enjoying The Quiet

For the past week I have loved seeing all the celebrities stay dead on social media. It turns out that all of us can live without them tweeting their daily activities and that we don't really care what they are promoting on Twitter. After a week of being dead to raise a $1M for charity, a group of celebrities including Usher, Lady GaGa, and all the Kardashians. The celebrities who participated thought it would just take about 24 hours for the funds to be raised, but after a week, they started calling people to give the rest. They finally found a guy who is a billionaire to cough up the $500K needed for the celebrities to start tweeting again.

Usher gave up a few days ago and has been Tweeting since Sunday. The guy (pictured above) who gave the money said, "I heard through the grapevine that they were short on their goals, and I wanted to help. I sold my company, and I wanted to give back to others in the Empire State."

BuzzFoto Blind Item

This C List actress leaves LA for Thanksgiving to be with family in the Midwest. This year she did a little Black Friday scamming shopping with family. She went to Target and got gift cards for spending a certain amount and then took all the stuff she bought back to Walmart. She ended up with large amounts of gift cards to both stores and no one batted an eye because she’s famous. She was just in a movie so we don’t see the need for her to abuse the system…

Random Photos Part Four

Don Meredith - RIP
Amber Heard came out over the weekend. Good for her. Here she is with her girlfriend.
Anna Kendrick looking amazing.
Emma Stone has become a blonde.
This I call the Will Arnett look. Every photo op, there is at least one of these.
Bret Michaels - Las Vegas.
Brangelina with the twins in New York.
Britney celebrating her birthday with her boyfriend in Puerto Vallarta.
Christina Aguilera in Tokyo in the shortest dress of the day.
Guess she wants everyone to see if she is wearing panties. Pregnant?
Helena Bonham Carter strips for Colin Firth.
Then hangs out with her mom, Elena.

Random Photos Part Three

And Christopher Massey wins the highest leap contest beating out Kyle, and Lacey Schwimmer.
A very lonely looking Carey Mulligan.
Not lonely is David Arquette. Does the person on the left look like Rosie O'Donnell?
Danica McKellar and her son Draco. Harry Potter fan?
Eva Mendes looking glamorous.
Gorillaz - Perth
Hugh Jackman trades in the running for a bike. Better at his age for the knees.
Russell Brand goes in for the kiss with Helen Mirren.
Hayley Williams and B.O.B. doing their Charlie's Angels pose.
Idina Menzel & Taye Diggs - Los Angeles
Jessica Alba teases Justin Long about
this look with Sarah Silverman.

Random Photos Part Two

Javier Bardem looks like he is finding something nice to say about Sean Penn. Must have thought about it for hours.
This is Josh Duhamel shortly before he got kicked off the plane for texting. Drink much?
Not drinking and not texting is Jennifer Garner.
James Marsden and Neil Patrick Harris kiss it out.
So, of course Kathy Griffin tries to top it by making out with Jane Lynch.
Kelsey Grammar and his new lady friend.
Katy The Snowman.
Look at Keanu Reeves all cleaned up and dressed nice.
Kid Rock and some ugly fur while
Diana Ross brings the whole animal.
Aziz Ansari and Lake Bell sing some Christmas carols.
Lady GaGa and her Alexander McQueen boots.

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

Four parts today.

Reader Photo #1
Reader Photo #2
Mariah Carey - Orlando
Matthew Morrison looking sharp in a tux.
Michael Neeson & Andy Cohen? That's randomness.
A No Doubt reunion!!!
Voldemort sucking down some champagne.
Sadie Frost showing that she always has a fall back career option.
Oprah let Steadman out of the house!!
Sophie Marceau can't stop laughing at the Dior party in Morocco.
Also there was Gael Garcia Bernal.
Oh, and John Malkovich who was also given his own honor later.