Golden Globes Live Blog - Part Two
That's it. Thanks for hanging out with me tonight. We will have to do it again for The Academy Awards. I'm really drunk. Have not figured out why I am on the floor.
754p - Harrison Ford & Morgan Freeman still with the earrings. At what age do you stop wearing one?
749p - Angelina said, "What about me? I am the one who saves the world. Brad carries my luggage. Michael Fassbender plays golf with his peen?
747p - Best looking group ever? George wins.
742p - So, his father won an Academy Award and he could not afford to fly to LA to get it. Nice story.
740p - How does the woman at the table of The Artist have any charge left in her phone? She is always taking photos and recording.
739p - Jane Fonda looks great for 70 something. Wow.
735p - How come they did not say how many wins this makes for Meryl Streep? She slipped some tongue to her husband and I think Colin too. She also got beeped. Look at the effort to get her glasses to the stage.
732p - Hello Colin Firth as Ricky Gervais drinks beer #43.
731p - Queen Latifah said last week she is thinking about adopting a baby.
727p - Love the silent part of the speech!!
726p - Mark Wahlberg looks incredibly bored.
725p - I think The Artist will not repeat at the Academy Awards. This is unique because of the Foreign Press people. The Artist has not been winning in other places as much as was predicted.
724p - If you were newly engaged, wouldn't you wear your brand new ring? I see Spanx, but no engagement ring on Jessica Biel.
723p - War Horse is the same horse that was in Secretariat.
719p - Modern Family was so prepared at the Emmy awards too to make a great speech. Best speech of the night?
717p - Good choice for best comedy show.
715p - The 7 second delay comes in handy for that rant. Could Salma be any more skinny?
713p - Leo finally has something to smile about tonight. His favorite director gets an award.
712p - Angelina looks kind of like a bobble head. How does the drinking game work when she is talking?
711p - RDJ. Wearing tails. You don't see that often.
710p - You can tell sweeps month starts on Thursday. Kelsey and James Marsden and Denise Richards on 30 Rock.
705p - That was a random "Hey Elton." Ben Kingsley's date?wife? is showing a lot of enthusiasm. Ben might get laid at the table.
703p - A Chris Tucker sighting and he was not huge.
702p - I forgot he was in The Electric Company. Morgan Freeman has been in some really good movies. A couple in my top 10.
6p - 7p
657p - Helen Mirren. Love her.
655p - Sidney Poitier gets the second standing ovation of the night. Damn he looks good. I didn't look that good at 18. He must be 94.
654p - Reese always looks so goody goody that I love it when she goes a little trashy like this.
652p - Is that Robert California doing the voice over for Acura?
649p - Your Turn for the break. Who is worse? Woody Allen for sleeping with his adopted daughter or Morgan Freeman for sleeping with his step-grand daughter?
648p - The only standing ovation of the night. Look at Melissa McCarthy crying.
647p - Finally The Help wins something.
646p - It is not Berniece it is Bearnice.
645p - Need to get that tan over the whole face. Kind of missed the lower part of the face.
644p - The fact that Matt LeBlanc was nominated for Joey shows you how f**ed up the Golden Globes are.
643p - Emily Deschanel is looking way better than The Zooey. Has Joey ever won anything? He has now.
643p - Melissa McCarthy was like why did you pick that clip?
642p - I'm pretty sure Emily Blunt is hammered.
634p - The water bottles look so tacky. Dustin called Madeline Stowe old.
633p - Dustin Hoffman goes for the joke and kind of fails.
632p - No win for Angelina for directing.
631p - Madonna and foreign films? I think she just name drops them.
630p - Ricky Gervais is going way easier this year. Madonna 1 - Ricky 0
630p - Beer in a wine glass.
508 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 508 Newer› Newest»@MadLyb - Yeah, some people were actually boycotting the film. I think Octavia/Viola hesitated to join in at first but ultimately ended supporting it. You should see it though.
@califblondy - I agree. I take great pleasure in seeing the Hollywood elite squirm in their seats. Even the ones I like.
@Rita - what about "Once Upon A Time In The WEst" and "Love Affair." My two favorite Morricone scores.
@Mango, thank you, I will. It's still early here, and I've slowed WAYYYYY down... but I'll drink some water.
If you can't tell, I rarely drink.
@Lelaina Piece - I will now! :)
oh @JAson, you pmsss too on Morricone?
so depp is the bi off the wagon rdj looking okay
Ooooh RDJ is there!!!! In tails!!! I love himmmmmm
Having to pretend hubby is more important then this. Talk to y'all later!
RDJ needs to lighten up.
get your silent drink on for the artist.
My RDJ does not seem wasted. He's lucid. I hope beyond hope that he is not that blind. He's still in my top 5.
EmEm, she was probably getting bored, or too much shampagnie?
I wanna see Angie mount Brad like that.
ANGIE DOUBLE SHOT EVERYONE. SUCK IT UP!!! She might leave after this.
Fuck she is hot!
yes, i know, DRINK...
Did Downey intentionally miss his fingers when counting on them?
The descendants
scorese love him
scorese love him
LOL Rita
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
extra for angie jo sayin george clooney's name
The Artist director seemed impressed she got his name right. :D
That look on Brad's face was so telling. He is helplessly in love with Angie.
She did good.
Leo is happy, now.
Later on the East Coast..hey somebody go blog on Enty!s FB page...I would but I'm held captive to my Dh's movie of choice which shall unnamed and thus cannot report from the show.
Later on the East Coast..hey somebody go blog on Enty!s FB page...I would but I'm held captive to my Dh's movie of choice which shall unnamed and thus cannot report from the show.
Jesus Christ, Emily Blunt looks like a hot mess. Her hair looks as though she's been electrocuted and she sounds completely wasted. What a classy broad.
Robert Palmer girl just gives martin Scorsese his 5672th directing award.
stand up if you want to act in the town again
St Angie's arms make her look almost like a famine victim.
I have a pretty gross Courtney love story - did angie just giggle?
Hugo? REally? someone seen it? Leo is sleazy.
Angie sure has some super skinny and weirdly long arms.
Hugo? WTF?
@Mango - Yep. I saw that, too!
Courtney Love story, pleads...
it's a good idea for me to stay far away from facebook at this point.
scorese's wife is so cute
Angie is just too skinny. And those tats on her arm remind me of her looking like back in the day she could have been in a very bad place...
@Laura - do tell! I want to hear your gross Courtney story!
Am I drunk, or is Sasha Baron Cohen looking mighty hot?
Please not pleads (thnx iPad)
SBC is hot.
@Mango... Pitt is allegedly an actor and should be able to feign/act like he loves his wife. Not that he doesn't but these people are paid to emotionally "lie"
@Laura one of my favorite things is a gross CL story. Share.
@EmEyeKay - I've found it is NEVER a good idea to log onto Facebook while drunk.
@Laura, please spill!
What did he say!?!?
Where were all these people giving awards to Marty when Raging Bull came out?????
crap what did they edit out
argh, the bleeping! WTF did he say?!
What did Ricky say? It was blanked out here!
@Betty K - Damn! You're as cynical as I am!
Madonna is wetting her pants.
Courtney love story - she checked into a hotel here in Austin for South by South west and requested three things: vodka, a bowl and some tampons. It seems she wanted to get a little wasted but did not want anyone to know she was drinking. Oh and this was last year.
Okay, I'm toast. I gotta go to bed. I've been drinking since 3:00, my beloved Packers lost, and DH is going on a long business trip tomorrow. Thanks for having fun with me tonight!
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Shit, Ricky just got bleeped on the West Coast... does anybody know what he said?
Spill it Laura before we're all too drunk to remember
Modern Family, Modern Family
Yaaaay!!!
Selma and Antonio look hotttttt together! Surprised Mel isn't up there asserting herself...
laura, that's scandalous. she's supposedly sober!
Nite chop!
oh the 3 kids were so cute running from the back.
Woohoo, I finally got one.
Good night Chopchop
@Chop! Good night, oh we lost a good one.
He was bleeped here, too (well, to be honest, I'm on the West Coast). He must've said the word, "cunt" or something.
g'nite, chopchop!
@chopchop thanks for hanging in as long as you did! You are a champ.
Sofia's wasted.
What did Rickie say?
Chopchop sorry about the Pack!
Do tampons and vodka really work? Yikes...
@Laura... that is quite a hygenic story re: CL.
Sarah Hyland looks frightend.
my guess is he said he couldn't understand a f-ing word they were saying.
Man, Sofia is like the new Lucy!
Modern Family kicks ass again!
@Rita - you got beer goggles on with the Sasha Baron Cohen deal.
take care chop chop sorry about gb
wait... wait... WHAT? with the tampons? I thought she wanted to drink vodka and her aunt was in town? What are we saying, here? OMG.
Night, chopchop! :)
@KLM apparently they do - goes right to the blood stream.
okay, Rita, I am your grandmother. Yikes.
@EmEyeKay - please don't tell me you're talking about Bloody Mary's...
He said he couldn't fucking understand a word they said.
We missed it in Mt. Time too.
@ Laura - I get the vodka and the tampons but wtf was the bowl for???
@MadLyb LMAO!!!!
@em - no aunt in town just soak up the vodka and well you know - sorry I said it was gross.
@em - no aunt in town just soak up the vodka and well you know - sorry I said it was gross.
this is live nationally, so Gervais was bleeped everywhere.
The bowl is to soak the tampons in the vodka.
Why don't I get this....she does WHAT with the vodka and Tamps? I think I might not want to understand
okay, NOW I get what the bowl was for. Ick Nast!
@MeeMaw - tough it out for 30 more minutes chica!!!
Speaking of which, where is SeaChica.
Michelle Pfeiffer still looks stunning. I guess I really need to reconsider cutting that deal with the devil.
She soaks the tampons in the vodka and inserts them so she can get drunk without actually drinking in front of anyone.
i don't want to understand, but I do, now.
oh, i cried so hard on that one. really scared the children at the movies yesterday.
Here peeps - vodka and tampon debunked (supposedly but I still believe Courtney could find a way to make it work - you just have to be motivated like she is):
http://tinycatpants.wordpress.com/2011/11/11/in-which-i-debunk-the-vodka-soaked-tampon-myth/
Ricky absolutely sucs tonight.
Thank god Madge has quit using the faux British accent.
Jean Dujardin
wish courtney had been there to throw something at madonna THIS time.
Jessica, that sloppy, loose hair doesn't go with the dress, dear.
Snopes says no on the vodka-pons. I don't doubt she ordered it. She probably had a different modality for entry.
silent Double shot. hikup.
Biel did a great French accent (horrible dress though)
Jessica is dressed so matronly this evening. She will be a married woman soon, you know. Justin must be so pleased.
Aaaaand the hot trifect was overlooked once again.
Please don't do the "cute" French shit.
"trifect-A"
dammit, outside again, missed jessica's dress. y'all were talking about it earlier. ENTY! Post pictures!
who is the Trifect-A?
Jessica Biel's dress sucks big time.
Michelle, wow, she always looks fab.
I want to see The Artist, but I have no idea if it will ever be on in my town.
Thanks for the Courtney explanation, I wasn't getting it at first... yuck.
yahoo and e online have pictures of just about eveyone
Tilda sighting!
Who woulda thought that Marky Mark would've paled in comparison to the Biel?
thank you FS
Michelle Pfeiffer looked great but I think she has a negative waist size.
I've always been hot for Meryl Streep's husband. I don't know why... just sayin'
My turn to go outside EmEM
So is there any dress tonight that anyone loves? I did love Selma's dress.
enty what did gervais say
okay, Califblondy, I'm going back in!
Hugo was the best goddamned movie of the year. Y'all can suck it.
That girl from "The Artist" looks like Suzanne Cryer. You, know that girl from "Two Guys, A Girl And Pizza Place."
You know - THIS girl:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0190550/
@Laura - i loved Charlize!
I liked Laura Dern's dress. It is sparkly and looks comfortable. I'm sorry, but I don't care how good a dress looks. If it's not comfortable, then it doesn't get my vote.
What's with all the awful hair tonight? Now i have to see The Artist...
And I thought the bowl was for smoking! Ha!
I loved "Hugo."
@Mooshki - goddammit, now I have to see, "Hugo", "The Help" and "The Artist". Guess it's time I joined Netflix.
Hail to the Queen!
I missed most of the dresses, was trying to make food.
@Laura I hate to say it but I really liked Nicole Kidman's dress. And Reese's.
MadLyb, the first half hour is really slow, then it turns into an absolute masterpiece.
@MeeMaw - you ok??
Not to encourage 'illegal' behavior, but for those of you on a budget, check www.film.fm if you want to watch movies online.
I totally want to do Ricky Gervais right now.
Yes, just wishing I got paid to drink like Ricky does.
I love Ricky. I just do.
This is he first time Ricky has been funny all night.
coin firth
drool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Modern Family is onstage being interviewed. Sofia is hammered. Also Eric Stonestreet is upset.
COLIN!
@Laura, I love Charlize Theron's shoes!
@MadLyb, now you got beer goggles on!
Colin Firth... now that's one fine man
Colin Firth looks kind of hot...is that my beer goggles?
Glen Close!
streep
TILDA!
Rooney Mara is Robert Palmer girl #2 of he night.
Was that just Sammi Brady behind Tilda Swinton???
her dress looks like she bought it at jc penney
@Jason LOL
Now that lady deserves a standing ovation!!!
I wanted Tilda to win, but I'm okay w/Meryl.
Meryl Streep is another one of my golden favorites. She's amazing.
Hi, my name is Glenn. I lose to Meryl.
Oh please don't fake the surprise Meryl.
You had to have known you had a good shot.
Meryl Streep. Pffft. HACK!!!!! Go to acting school or something willya?
@JasonBlueEyes - Hahahahaha! Brilliant!
Well I can say I lived to see the day when Meryl made a good joke on Ricky G and Glenn Close actually ate her heart out.
does anyone else know the GBH song about Margaret Thatcher?
tilda is a vampire
Nice Jason - she is a total Palmer girl and hopefully will be forgotten soon...
my clothes spontaneously flew off when Colin Firth was introduced.
wow! Did Meryl just get bleeped, big time?
or a david bowie impersonator
uh, is she drunk?
Did she call Tilda "Gilda"?
I love Meryl as much as the next person but I get sick of her winning every stinking award she's up for.
Also, I think she feigns a bit the shock at winning.
Did Meryl just say, "cunt"? I'm kidding. But why did the sound go down?
I KNEW Harvey W. was God!
Loved FS' new statement. Also, damn Harvey Weinstein take the night off. Where is his brother??
Meryl, Glenn, Jessica, Helen Mirren and Maggie Smith need to make a movie together. That's kick ass.
LOL When she said England they show Madonna! Guess Gwenyth wasn,t there, so only fair!
FS, agreed.
Meryl is drunk. She just thanked Harvey as God. Great. His ego just went up 270 points.
Wow... Jane Fonda is amazing.
My wife says she thinks Meryl looked excited to kiss Colin Firth. I thought she was faking the surprise - come on, you're Meryl Streep, you always win.
Ya, that shit gets old Mango.
Wow, work it Jane Fonda!
Jane Fonda looks hot!!!
Jeez, Jane might be in her 70's but her body is BANGING.
Fuck you, Jane Fonda, and your perfect body.
my week with marilyn
Meryl wins at life. But how could she be surprised at being cut w/ that rambling speech?
EmEyeKay - Your profile is making me crave sweets. :(
Why doesn't everyone in Hollywood go to Jane's plastic surgeon?
Must see The Artist now.
jane fonda has an amazing back
Lelaina, making more next week!
That dude just said "best short film". Huh huh. Huh.
@Beedee99 - I know, right?
Because everyone in Hollywood doesn't have Ted Turner divorce money.
FS....tru dat
Sasha Baron Cohen is looking hotter than Leo!!! WTF!
I wonder how many women in the room that pig Harvey has slept with?
Just so we're all clear, I am TOTALLY pissed that I wasn't invited to the party. Was I not supposed to be invited?
*kicks around a pile of dirt*
@Rita SBCohen looks delightful. Leo, meh.
@FS, but she had an amazing bod even before plastic surgery was invented.
Mango, EWWWWWW!
Rita, take off your beer goggles now!!!
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