Golden Globes Live Blog - Part Two
That's it. Thanks for hanging out with me tonight. We will have to do it again for The Academy Awards. I'm really drunk. Have not figured out why I am on the floor.
754p - Harrison Ford & Morgan Freeman still with the earrings. At what age do you stop wearing one?
749p - Angelina said, "What about me? I am the one who saves the world. Brad carries my luggage. Michael Fassbender plays golf with his peen?
747p - Best looking group ever? George wins.
742p - So, his father won an Academy Award and he could not afford to fly to LA to get it. Nice story.
740p - How does the woman at the table of The Artist have any charge left in her phone? She is always taking photos and recording.
739p - Jane Fonda looks great for 70 something. Wow.
735p - How come they did not say how many wins this makes for Meryl Streep? She slipped some tongue to her husband and I think Colin too. She also got beeped. Look at the effort to get her glasses to the stage.
732p - Hello Colin Firth as Ricky Gervais drinks beer #43.
731p - Queen Latifah said last week she is thinking about adopting a baby.
727p - Love the silent part of the speech!!
726p - Mark Wahlberg looks incredibly bored.
725p - I think The Artist will not repeat at the Academy Awards. This is unique because of the Foreign Press people. The Artist has not been winning in other places as much as was predicted.
724p - If you were newly engaged, wouldn't you wear your brand new ring? I see Spanx, but no engagement ring on Jessica Biel.
723p - War Horse is the same horse that was in Secretariat.
719p - Modern Family was so prepared at the Emmy awards too to make a great speech. Best speech of the night?
717p - Good choice for best comedy show.
715p - The 7 second delay comes in handy for that rant. Could Salma be any more skinny?
713p - Leo finally has something to smile about tonight. His favorite director gets an award.
712p - Angelina looks kind of like a bobble head. How does the drinking game work when she is talking?
711p - RDJ. Wearing tails. You don't see that often.
710p - You can tell sweeps month starts on Thursday. Kelsey and James Marsden and Denise Richards on 30 Rock.
705p - That was a random "Hey Elton." Ben Kingsley's date?wife? is showing a lot of enthusiasm. Ben might get laid at the table.
703p - A Chris Tucker sighting and he was not huge.
702p - I forgot he was in The Electric Company. Morgan Freeman has been in some really good movies. A couple in my top 10.
6p - 7p
657p - Helen Mirren. Love her.
655p - Sidney Poitier gets the second standing ovation of the night. Damn he looks good. I didn't look that good at 18. He must be 94.
654p - Reese always looks so goody goody that I love it when she goes a little trashy like this.
652p - Is that Robert California doing the voice over for Acura?
649p - Your Turn for the break. Who is worse? Woody Allen for sleeping with his adopted daughter or Morgan Freeman for sleeping with his step-grand daughter?
648p - The only standing ovation of the night. Look at Melissa McCarthy crying.
647p - Finally The Help wins something.
646p - It is not Berniece it is Bearnice.
645p - Need to get that tan over the whole face. Kind of missed the lower part of the face.
644p - The fact that Matt LeBlanc was nominated for Joey shows you how f**ed up the Golden Globes are.
643p - Emily Deschanel is looking way better than The Zooey. Has Joey ever won anything? He has now.
643p - Melissa McCarthy was like why did you pick that clip?
642p - I'm pretty sure Emily Blunt is hammered.
634p - The water bottles look so tacky. Dustin called Madeline Stowe old.
633p - Dustin Hoffman goes for the joke and kind of fails.
632p - No win for Angelina for directing.
631p - Madonna and foreign films? I think she just name drops them.
630p - Ricky Gervais is going way easier this year. Madonna 1 - Ricky 0
630p - Beer in a wine glass.
508 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 508 of 508@mother C... where have you been?
I'm taking Angelina Jolie as best dressed...
Colin Firth was the hottest guy.
I have a question...Who do you think was the most effed up drinking/drug-wise and Ricky doesn't count.
@Mango - per Lainey blinds, he is a pig! heard a dirty story about how Alba got her Honey role. disturbing.
What beer goggles??? i'm wearing Black Label!
Yeah, Jane Fonda made a fortune selling exercise tapes. TAPES. Before DVD's came out.
Viola Davis was robbed..that's so sad. Meryl is incredibly talented, but I still believe Viola had the role of the year:(
@ BettyK - Mooshki just told me! Jasmine and I were kinda there going...this is weird...where did everyone go??
*MOOSH! Did you grab Jasmine?
rita, enty has a question about the drinking game...
@CAlif - hottest man Ewan Mc-please-F-ckme-Gregor.
pardon the french.
yes, the body is hers, not sure about the breasts, but she's had a little done to her face. Not a lot, but some. You know she has a personal trainer, probably in home. I once worked for someone in LA who had much less money but her pilates instructor came 2x a week.
Rita...I totally thought you were drunk and passed out. Please disregard all comments on the other post. ;)
colin firth best whatever the hell the category
re: Jane Fonda have you ever seen the movie "Sunday in New York"? TCM has been running it a lot lately. One of Jane's earliest films. It's a terrible movie, but she is stunningly beautiful in it.
@Rita - Well then take off your Black Label goggles 'cause you got no business with Sasha. He's not good enough for you, woman.
the very foolish natalie portman!
salma best dressed
angie looks like a hanger
Mango, swear to God, I had the album of Jane's workout.
You can have your man Rita, I'll take mine...
@Mother, wuh???
Angie shot!
I would do all of them.
George kissed Keibler and not Pitt? WTF
george looked like he knew he had it in the bag.
Jane was the hottest ever in that Fellini/Visconti/Vadim anthology Spirits Of The Dead.
Angie hates George.
The general won! Wonder if the gets with The Punisher. i hear he likes it rough;)
They lure the Brange to these awards things, only to give them nothing. But it was sweet of Clooney to give a shout out to the other nominees. Angie needs another enema.
omg fassbender is hung!
Enough with the back-patting, Clooney. Jesus, I am sick of the bromance between the Cloonmeister General and bad hair braddie.
i mean, i saw the photos, but if george clooney says it's so, it must be true.
@EmEyeKay - don't see the question... Where is it?
does angie hate george because of the rumor that george seduced him
Nooooooooo! Fuck Clooney, he's using his acceptance speech to love on his boyfriend. At least he gave props to my love Michael Fassbender. Thank you George for letting Fassy know that he can play golf with his junk. That made up for my loss.
up top - wants to know... can't remember, you look, please.
Mother C we thought you were off killing Father C. for what he pulled on you earlier.
Andrew, Jane was a horrible actress in her early days. What was the one with Robert Redford? She sucked so bad, but he was nice to look at.
@Betty K - LOL! I really, REALLY want Clooney and Pitt to admit their love to the world and go buy a ranch together.
meemaw's too tired to remember five minutes ago.
from Enty...
712p - Angelina looks kind of like a bobble head. How does the drinking game work when she is talking?
Even the SO called out 'you missed a dick joke by Clooney'. I MISS EVERYTHING.
THANK you Betty.
Enty - one should not drink when Angie speaks. her uptightness will uptight your throat and make you choke.
@Andrew - how about Barbarella - Jane was smoking hot in that movie!
Oh, Laura, she looked incredible back then!
also from Enty...
749p - Angelina said, "What about me? I am the one who saves the world. Brad carries my luggage. Michael Fassbender plays golf with his peen?"
Love this depiction.
Enty...you would know if you would COMMENT. But he has a point. Its pretty much a waterfall, right? OUCH.
Dude, I shouldn't have to beg. Who else remembers when Enty commented? It wasn't that long ago.
How about the movie Jane did with Alain Delon? That has to be her hottest role.
Who is Jane's boyfriend? I saw him the other night, but can't remember now.
Can't remember much right now..
She really did!
ENTY, Mother Campfire's not having any fun, please comment for her.
Christ, I can't keep up with you guys!
George Clooney is so Cary Grant-ish. Angie tolerates the Cloon like Brad's athlete's foot.
Harrison wanted to give this to his buddy Spielberg.
Fonda and Redford were in Barefoot in the Park, Neil Simon's first big play. Bad at the time, and even worse now - incredibly dated.
The General is killing it!
Meemaw didn't see the Descendants, either, unless we're talking about the band. Them, I saw.
I have to admit that I didn't see half of the movies.
Does the Descendants really deserve it? *discuss*
OMG, MadLyb, I used to love that guy. So handsome.
@califblondy - The Way We Were? That was Barbra Streisand.
Kidding!
Sorry, long day/night.
@MeeMaw - not many have seen it either!
which guy at the table is clooney's bf
@MadLyb - Are you talking about that Poe anthology movie?
Thanks Andrew, I knew it was something in the Park. It is still a sweet movie and the supporting characters made up for the bad acting.
This is so annoying! I can't keep up and I feel like I am communicating with only myself!
We going to be able to watch Downton? Will this be over by then?
angie looks pissed
@kj... Stacy Keibler. No I didn't misread your question.
As the night goes on Angelina gets oilier
Booh, Ricky was boring. got too political.
Oh, thanks Ricky, for the champagne.
Thank you EmEyeKay...if it was only that easy. I'm having a great time, but it would be even more awesome if he would make an appearance like he used to. I'll stop bitching. xoxo
I actually <3 the CDAN peeps even more but don't tell him. ;)
My mission is to watch all nominated movies before the Oscars.
Look at that, done on time.
Is there an after party???
WAit, did George have FAssDong envy???
thanks everyone for making this so much fun and much thanks to enty. dying to see the blind items in the next weeks
Sorry, Mother! :)
So nothing overly exciting....OTHER than joining in the wonderful CDAN community.
Hope Stacy Kiebler enjoyed herself. Next year George ill have another girl as his date.
LOL @Betty
G'night, CDANers. *kiss on forehead*
I think there should be a FB after party. How many of you aren't on Enty's FB?
@Mother...E after party. Can you get E?
Yay, thanks everyone, this was really fun. Had a great time reading your comments while I was making dinner.
THERE IS AN E! AFTERPARTY HAPPENING.
Im not on FB.
@Jason, bet you she'll make it 2 years! you're on?
Hmmm...I think I have an old school sign on. I'll figure it out.
Ya'll heard it. We're kvetching at e! Someone list the specific thread when you figure it out.
xo
Poor (literally and figuratively) Meemaw doesn't get E, so I'm going to take a little nap right now... in a minute... (snore)
We"ll stay on this thread!
Sofia is really hilarious@!
Mother C- here to say I find it and goodnight!
Was so far gone I literally blinked for the first 30 seconds it was over and muttered to myself 'what happened to the Best Comedy Award'?
hahahha
Oh wine, never change, I love you just as you are.
Thank you to Enty and all of you! You made the GGs so much fun. Can't wait for the Oscars! Again, my Fassbender lost, but at least Clooney voiced his penis envy. And the best part - my boy does not play for Clooney's team.
G'night meemaw!
So the show starts all over again for me on the West Coast. I don't need to watch again. I gotta head over to FB and harvest some crops or something else stupid.
Thanks everyone for being here, listening, posting, drinking, and most of all snarking.
I love this place.
Thanks to you too Enty.
And thanks to God and my parents and my children...
Oh crap, I can hear the the get off the stage music. Good night all. Hasta manana
@at betty k no way she is a girl friend. she is a friend who gets benefits. publicity and money.
Wow - hope everyone had a great time! Good night all!
Sorry I joined the evening late. Have to hang up now. Have a good night all, have a couple Angie shots for me!
That's it. Back hurts. Gym in the morning. You were all amazing tonight. See y'all for The Oscars.
I just turned on E! I'm on FB.
Oh, wait - sorry - thank you Enty, I had a blast. Please get off the floor, see you in the morning!
I'm still pissed that Bridesmaids didn't get it. Grrr.
Seriously, e! people...where the crusty french brioche toast are we meeting up yet?
btw- I wrote on the other thread that Ty Burell (sp?) from Modern Family and that chick who plays his daughter were HOLDING hands as they walked up to the stage.
They were a blind item guess before, if I am correct. Question solved.
bam
@Mother, did you really expect Brides to win?
Thanks Enty and everyone else, this was the best way to spend the GG's night!
E is boring.
Goodnight everyone, thank you for a wonderfully hilarious night!
Thank you again Enty, The Golden Globes all of sudden were a lot of fun!
@jasmine I don't believe that one. Everyone was holding hands on that show.
I didn't watch because award shows generally bore me to tears, but I browsed pics and have to admit that I love Angelina's dress, even though she's looking scary skinny. Her arms remind me of Madonna's gross, veiny arms. I wish homegirl would stop chasing the dragon long enough to eat a friggin sandwich.
hmmm, okay Betty K., I can see your point. Buttt, it's still a possibility to me~
Thought there were some really nice gowns...most seemed relaxed, George was networking as only he can do...Madonna did not look bad...Helen and Jane and Meryl incredible, and yes I admit I've been looking for a picture of Biel's ring...
Angelina's shoulder blades were so sharp ...not pretty.
I was channel surfing so I didn't see everything.
I'm back...yes, I really did expect them to win. I say them because it was such a wonderful cast. Do I feel robbed? Nah, those ladies know they have a lot more work to do and this is just the first step.
Happy MLK for those of you in the US. For the rest - Happy GG!
xoxo
Oh man, I'm sorry I missed this - looks like some good convo was had :)
Overall...kind of a boring GG. I laughed my ass off at that young girl hanging all over Kingsley. Get a room!
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