Crazy Days and Nights: Ex- Miss Delaware Teen USA

Monday, March 04, 2013

Ex- Miss Delaware Teen USA - Wanted By Police

It has been a bad week for Melissa King. Last week the world saw her having sex and she had to give up her title. This week, police in Ocean City, MD have announced that Melissa failed to appear on two separate charges and that a warrant has been issued for her arrest. Back in June of last year she stole money from a city bus box and in August was cited for underage drinking. You know, the thing about all of this is that if not for the porn, Melissa would have finished out her run and probably no one outside the state of Delaware would have paid much attention to her for the rest of her life. Now, she will probably end up making a decent living and have a certain amount of fame for the rest of her life.

32 comments:

Kelly said...: I don't know if I'd go that far Ent.; 10:31 AM
FSP said...: Delaware represent!; 10:37 AM
EmEyeKay said...: How did she become Miss Whatever with a criminal record? I'm surprised.; 10:38 AM
ethorne said...: Meet Lilo 2.0; 10:38 AM
smash said...: OT
A Jezebel writer was talking about flicking the bean and then said it is something about burritos. Bitches are stealing our shit yo!!! ;); 10:39 AM
Anna V. Xol said...: Poor chick, and she was really frigid and sad in that porno. If you're going to do something, go all out. The foster care system sucks, the beauty pageant system sucks, and the sex industry sucks (pun totally intented!!!); 10:39 AM
Anna V. Xol said...: Spelling and wording...you kmow what i mean!; 10:42 AM
ethorne said...: @Smash-I prefer all meat burritos. :); 10:42 AM
Anna V. Xol said...: Fuck! I did it again.; 10:43 AM
MissInfo said...: I saw the video...the most BORING thing I have ever seen in my life. She didn't deserve to be paid $1,500 for that gosh awful performance. BOOOOO!!!; 10:46 AM
Unknown said...: So many kids in foster care were sexually abused, not surprised she turned to porn for cash.; 10:49 AM
HolidayinCambodia said...: Yay, Delaware!

Yes, she looked pretty bad in the fucking portion of the video that I saw, but she seemed okay in the blow-job portion. I haven't seen the whole video, though, so maybe she does better in the rest of it.

And maybe she decides this is a way to make a living, and starts to put her heart into it. Some Delaware love would be nice.; 10:50 AM
ablake said...: I don't normally read the E! website but found this article saying that YouPorn has offered her 250,000 to be their spokesperson for a year, travel the world and promote their site.

http://www.eonline.com/news/392836/miss-delaware-teen-usa-melissa-king-offered-new-title-from-porn-site

So I guess if you do a sex video you will be rewarded. If you work hard 6 days a week to pay the bills (while clothed) you are lucky to get minimum wage. Yeah, says a lot.; 10:50 AM
smash said...: Ethrone- I do like mine with a spicey sausage!; 10:54 AM
ethorne said...: @ABlake-Yes, sex tapes are incredibly rewarding.
Sincerely, Kim K.; 10:54 AM
ablake said...: Hahaha ethorne! Amen; 10:56 AM
Sugar said...: Haha, ethorne. You funny.

And how'd I miss this little gem in the news? Who is this trick??
I'mma watch her porn at home tonight. I assume it's NSFW! ;-); 10:56 AM
Izzie said...: @ABlake - no kidding. I got a client proposal to do job listings for craigslist (writing & editing) and they wanted me to do listings that basically made "web cam hostess, work from home" sound like they were going to be an at-home version of Rachel Ray, when in reality it was hanging out at porn sites and whenever a someone came on the site, solicit them for online "chats". I declined, but holy cow, the rates were close to $50-$100/hr. Porn really does pay.; 11:01 AM
ablake said...: Wow Izzie, you just reminded me of an old Aerosmith video (can't recall the title) where a married,chubby woman was holding a baby while ironing. She was also doing phone sex. (YOU didn't remind me of it personally :) Just your story) These folks don't know who is on the other end of the line, but they will pay.

$50-100 AN HOUR? Time for me to pop out a kiddo and set up the ironing board. (I keed I keed); 11:07 AM
Leviathan's Phone said...: The fake moral indigation of the Miss Trump Likes To Look At Hot Girls Pageants is disgusting.

Make no mistake, these pageants are all: "Look! Hot Girls You Wanna See Naked, Then F*ck!"

Yet they are shocked -- SHOCKED -- when a girl makes some money being hot and naked and f*cking.

Give me a break, Donald. You and Girls Do Porn are in the same business, except they're honest, and you're not.; 11:08 AM
Anonymous said...: link to the flick ? anyone? bueller?; 11:13 AM
auntliddy said...: Agree with reno; 11:17 AM
faux101 said...: Yeah she might make some decent coin, but at what cost? Sexwork/porn is veery emotionally taxing. I wouldn't recommend it as a career for anyone, and thats not me and my morals speaking from my high horse. Thats just me as a fellow woman looking from the outside in, the porn/sex industry does not look like the happiest place on earth.; 11:23 AM
parissucksliterally said...: Remember when sex/porn RUINED a career?

I hate these times when anyone can get famous for a sex tape.; 11:24 AM
MM said...: @nudibelle: Link to flick.; 11:28 AM
Cat Black said...: Ha ha. Used to love that video.; 11:45 AM
__-__=__ said...: Am I the only one who noticed her feet are freakishly HUGE? I noticed as I was turning away from the embarrassing "sex". She should take the offer. She probably can't even read and write.; 11:55 AM
MadLyb said...: I got drunk, and clicked the porno link out of curiosity because the article said she denied it being her. It was her. This is why I hate porn. 99% of the time, the women aren't having fun at all, and she did not look like she was having fun. I couldn't watch the whole thing, it made me sick. Jesus, poor kid - $1,500 bucks is all they pay for this, and you never see the guy's face. I wish that women having sex wasn't so taboo in our society and that men weren't treated with kid gloves. The misogyny and injustice in our society has made me one helluva bitter bitch.; 4:14 PM
MadLyb said...: And FUCK TRUMP with a dildo the size of the Washington Monument.; 4:16 PM
__-__=__ said...: I love you MadLyb!; 4:23 PM
Mango said...: Enty posted the link last week and didn't mention that it was NSFW... the rascal!

I read somewhere that the Ms. YouPorn duties don't even require her to do movies. Of course I read that on the interwebs so I have no idea if it's true.; 6:12 PM
Kady Kat said...: @mango: but but everything on the Internet is true right?? Bonjour! /waves

*grin*; 11:17 PM