Tuesday, September 17, 2013

I Guess Britney Spears Doesn't Have The Internet

This morning Britney Spears performed in front of 1,000 people in the Mojave desert. The people, all fans, were bused in BY Britney and her people for the performance and all of this had been planned for weeks. The details of the appearance and the fans going to be there has been all over the internet for the past week to ten days. When Good Morning America interviewed Britney about it she said she was shocked and had no idea and that it was sweet of her fans to come out to the desert to watch her lip synch for a few minutes to promote her new Vegas show. Good Morning America called it a "surprise."

The only way it could be a surprise to Britney is if she isn't allowed to go on the internet or is restricted to cooking websites. We know Britney is not allowed to use a cell phone so that removes that possibility of seeing the internet. She does have the fake boyfriend to provide her the news of the day but he is probably not allowed to tell her much. At home maybe she's only allowed to watch programs that someone has vetted first or is restricted to watching DVD's. Do you think she ever sees the cover of the tabloids and wonders what's going on in her own life that she doesn't know about? You think that's a crazy question until you hear about what she said this morning.


27 comments:

Beetlejuice said...

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!

Henriette said...

You know Brit Brit doesn't have access to the Internet. She probably can't even have an ipad or laptop.

audrey said...

Her new song is nothing but auto tuned crap.

PugsterMom said...

Not every star spends their days googling themselves.

Nosy_Canuck said...

Wasn't this done at 4am Vegas time? Why is she wearing those heinous sunglasses? The lights can't be that bad, nobody else needed them.

Poor Brit Brit.

Unknown said...

I love Britney! If she finds joy in her music and fans, let her be! She's not an asshole like Beyoncé and Gaga. Now, I've got to Work Bxxch!

Just Another HR Lady said...

She has a mental illness and her people are helping her manage it, and she still has a pretty high profile career. I see nothing wrong with that.

And I do understand why she wouldn't have any idea of the coordination it took to get that morning set up. Why would she? She hires people to manage her events, she just has to show up.

We have a high-profile individual leading our organization, and I know he has no idea of the amount of work that happens behind the scenes for the events he attends for an hour as a speaker, etc. And what's more, we don't want him to worry about the work it takes to make these things happen.

MISCH said...

Leave her alone......Please

LottaColada said...

I agree, leave Britney alone. She's under special circumstances.

Brittany said...

Enty you're a chode. Her interview was awesome. She seems so healthy and happy. She's probably wearing sunglasses because she got sick after riding in the helicopter and the lights are probably really bright. I think this is going to be a new era for her, why try to knock her down? IT'S BRITNEY BITCH!

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

Brit needs some real peen and a real life. She deserves it. I hope she is happy and not just medicated happy.

OKay said...

No, I won't leave Britney alone and obviously neither will any of you. No pretending she's not mentally ill or that she's got one iota of say in her life - I like the crazy right out front where I can see it. She's disturbed, and that IS the entertainment. It's not like she has any real talent. You won't admit it, but you know it's true!

Barton Fink said...

I like the track, and it was sweet for a billion people to turn out to show their love. She is a star, and she is beloved, and there is only one Britney. Now I've got to get to work, bitch.

Anothergrayhare said...

I found the one word answers and the nervous twiddling of her thumbs surprising and somewhat disturbing, considering what a star she is and the experience she has dealing with the public. She's a beautiful girl and I truly hope she's not being taken advantage of. It was like she couldn't carry on a conversation with the interviewer. Sad.

Della said...

In the 1st interview she gave good answers and didnt seem nervous. On the 2nd she did look nervous. I didn't care for the glasses or the out fit. She didnt smile very much- maybe she didn't feel good. I'm sure she usually doesn't wake that early in the morning.

Della said...

I was really hoping she would preform.

rajahcat said...

Maybe she likes sunglasses....

She has never loved doing press.....and has never been a great interview.....and has always had the nervous finger habit-biting nails and twitching.....not new

If she is managing an illness-good for her--it doesn't end your life or your career

she seems to be doing fine to me-everything is not always a conspiracy.

Work bitch!!!!

Andrew said...

Do u know how often there are pictures of Britney with cell phones? All the time.

Della said...

I must not go onto the Internet enough, I didn't know anything about them planning a surprise .

Del Riser said...

I think it's fairly clear that Brit is heavily medicated and that her life is managed for her.
If they don't want her to know something, she doesn't know it.
I do hope for her sake that she can find some fun and happiness in this arranged life.

Unknown said...

Well she's mostly being asked yes or no questions so she answers yes or no and they move on. The 2 or 3 that need elaboration she handles fine. She's not the most eloquent person ever but it's not bad. Except the outfit. The outfit is bad.

EpicBlonde said...

It is pretty clear she is nowhere near normal. One word answers, barely a smile, and she kept licking her teeth or something. I feel extremely bad for her. Her show will probably be a huge production worth some entertainment value, but I doubt her performance will be good. Sad.

califblondy said...

She threw up during the helicopter ride out there, I think she was still feeling sick. She looked great in the pre-taped greeting for Good Morning America, but the live segment wasn't great. Props to Sam for staying upbeat during the interview.

Sean said...

She is mentally ill,spoiled, drugged, and fairly stupid. She doesn't really have a firm grasp of reality. The Vegas stuff is going to be an epic disaster.

di butler said...

She posts comments, pics, and videos of her kids all the time on Twitter, obviously made by her, not some keeps. As for the people, the "fans," good gravy, she's trying to act excited and not be all jaded, thought that was obvious. Don't get picking on her, she's not hurting anyone, and there's enough asses in the celeb world to take down besides her.

M. Brown said...

Heavily medicated and coached or is it possible that wasn't her? I didn't hear a drawl.

Jacq said...

Have you seen that guy lately? He is super hot now, really.

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