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Blind Items Revealed

August 21, 2013

This actor is B- list. Maybe a B. Mostly movies. Foreign born. A very, very good actor. Apparently he is back with his celebrity ex, or at least as back as he ever gets with anyone. She was with a B-/C+ list mostly television actor but went back to the movie actor because as she put it, "He has a d**k that goes on for miles."

Michael Fassbender/Zoë Kravitz/Penn Badgley

58 comments:

SugarTitz said...

something we don't know

ladybaus said...

Penn is hot!!!! (Ive been old I resemble him)

Sugar said...

Yah. Sorry Penn, get a bigger d**k!

Bacon Ranch said...

At least she's not shallow.

Sugar said...

I pictured you a blond, derek.

Violet said...

Well Naomi has the pleasure of the excessively large penis now. Tbh length is probably not so much of a good thing in the real, non porn world. In my opinion.

Sillygurl said...

Fassbender is a woman beater and Penn is gay. No dick is worth my self respect.

The Real Dragon said...

I mean get it girl

Sillygurl said...

I agree, I can't get it all in and I can't do it how I like. It's a waste on me.

Sugar said...

You don't want it to come out your throat when he's hittin' it from behind?

Sorry - was that too gross?

ladybaus said...

lmao well if dark brooding brunette turs gay I mean grey perhaps one day ; )

Unknown said...

I am sure Fassbender has ex sex frequently, the ones he is still interested in.

Harry Knuckles said...

If Badgley and Fassbender are straight then I'm Richard Nixon.

Lady Heisenberg said...

Fasspeen

I do not understand how she downgraded back to Dan fucking Humphrey

ladybaus said...

@Lady--thanks...
lmao

Sillygurl said...

Sugar! I just said that to my husband the other day! Hahahaha

OneEyeCharlie said...

What's a d**k?

He has a duck that goes for miles? Interesting choice of pets

He has a disk that goes on for miles? I want him on my Frisbee golf team

Unknown said...

@Sugar!

hothotheat said...

@sillygirl If Fassbender is a woman beater he picked the wrong girl with Naomi. She'd beat his ass back. A fight I'd love to see.

Unknown said...

Short,long,fat,skinny,hairy,green....I don't care what form they come in...all peens are ridiculous looking.

Seven of Eleven said...

@Charlie, you're saying you want Fassy on your team?

(This is a thinly veiled prompt to get a certain VIP to post a certain gif...)

sandybrook said...

It can be the biggest dick in the world and it would be meaningless if he doesn't know what hes doing with it.

Seven of Eleven said...

But, for the love of all that is good, not this one. NSFW pic of a duck's nether.

Groggy said...

Mine goes on for blocks. Unfortunately they're LEGO blocks.

Unknown said...

Wasn't there also a reveal that these 3 had a threesome?

JMY said...

That peen belongs to James McAvoy.

Tricia13 said...

Groggy that was funny:)
Sorry bout that tho:(

Tricia13 said...

jjMY..what u saying..fassy bends it with mcavoy?

Unknown said...

Women all know that girth > length.

Violet said...

Is it lumpy, bumpy and rectangular shaped too Groggy?

Unknown said...

Groggy I think I stepped on your willy wacker once in the middle of the night on my way to the Frigidaire. Hurt like a mofo. Sorry about that.

Sugar said...

lol

Unknown said...

And too big = painful

Sherry said...

Agree Tina and Violet...LONGER is NOT better. I don't need a bruised cervix or for the man to stand across the room for sex and let's be honest, it's the tongue that's waaaaay better anyway. That's why I married the Opster..Man got a talent!

Kelly said...

I thought so @ Jessica

Count Jerkula said...

7 made me think of it w/ the duck dick talk. Hog dick is a corkscrew and they cum enough to fill a soda can.

As cool as have a load that voluminous sounds, I would hate to have to walk around with giant hog nuts.

MovingOn said...

Fassy's a woman beater? Noooo! I must have missed that one...I don't recall hearing that. I'm just going to proceed as I was in my world of ignorance. Lalalalalala

Unknown said...

If this is true, then that's some funny shit. Just trying to picture Zoe sayin' it.

hothotheat said...

Long and thin, the further in,
But short and thick does the trick.

Procrastibator said...

Might be desk. For the studious actor.

Procrastibator said...

Amen. Wide = pride.

Unknown said...

she`s with the son of our former tennis hero, now professional fool boris becker, noah becker now...

Snootches said...

Sup Dick

Snootches said...

The bush to balls to peen ratio is too even. I think balls should be 1/3 to 1/2 of the peen. Bush should be no more than 1/15th of the peen. He needs to fix that shit.

nurysp said...

whats the point of being young and not chasing big dick
Fassy is hot too

sounds like a win win as long as your not expecting him to settle down

men with big dicks think its a tragedy to deprive all the woman of the world by not sharing the dick.
Big dicks never faithful

Zach said...

He must be A list now.

Harry Knuckles said...

Didn't know about duck dick, Seven. You're just a font.

__-__=__ said...

4 Sizes of Dick:
Where is it?
That's nice.
That's very nice.
Put that away, you're only going to hurt someone.

Sincerely,Your Friend said...

He kinda sounds like a big dick to me, I don't care how long the f'n duck's dork is.

Freya said...

Fassbender is a woman beater?! Is he beating women with his d!ck?

bellaluna said...

Not anymore, at least. (Sorry.)

Unknown said...

The famous "Irish Curse" of having a small dick is disproved by Fassy and Neeson - two of the biggest cocks in town.

During Helen Mirren's affair with Liam she said she couldn't walk right.

sarah.estell said...

Michael Fassbender is NOT a B-. I don't care what the Enty scale says. No way is he B-. Now,he may very well be the guy in the blind, but this rating is screwed if so.

Henriette said...

Everyone wants a piece of Assbender, so I don't blame her.

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

LOL @ bellaluna!

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Kassandra said...

Without looking at any of the previous comments, YES. Fuck yes. I need/want/crave cock that "goes on for miles." Hell to the yes.

Honestly, i am definitely am a cock whore. admittedly and unabashedly. I love cock in all its forms - licking, sucking and especially fucking.

Fassy is very upfront about his sexuality/proclivities. i appreciate that in a man.

Yum.

umop 3pisdn said...

DECK...his deck is really huge

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