Friday, May 23, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

August 30, 2013

This Academy Award winner/nominee actor who is probably a B- list mostly movie actor right now was hanging out with this former A+ list celebrity and reality star who is now a B- list celebrity who people still love to hate. Apparently he convinced her to take some drug he had just bought in a club and she did and had a seizure in the foreign club on the floor.

Adrien Brody/Paris Hilton

50 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

There's a drug out there that Adrien Brody has but Paris Hilton hadn't tried?? That seems unlikely.

Bacon Ranch said...

That idiot gives guinea pigs a bad name.

Unknown said...

Paris was convinced she was partying with Brody Jenner.

Sillygurl said...

Ok! The girl with the best grade coke in Hollywood gets schooled. Ok sure.

D Brown said...

This is why kings in the Middle Ages had food tasters!

Beetlejuice said...

Was it krokodil?

sandybrook said...

I believe this!!

Actually I don't but I would if the story was vice versa.

Beetlejuice said...

don't Google it.

Bacon Ranch said...

This one is actually plausible, Silly. Who knows what else she was on at the time. She's probably thinking 'he's hot' and just popped/snorted whatever.

Unknown said...

Ahh hah!
The ol' "here take this drug and then wash my butt on a yacht" trick!
I see you Adrien. I see you.

Side note: Boone's Farm goes surprisingly well with my froot loops.

TalksTooMuch said...

Must.not.google ahhhh!

Rolf said...

I would have payed money to see her spasm on the floor.

Maybe today I would stop laughing.

Procrastibator said...

It was a vitamin C chewable.

Unknown said...

Who knows what it actually was that he bought, though, so this could happen. Paris would love the idea of parting with an Oscar winner.

Beetlejuice said...

I googled to make sure I spelled it correctly and my eyes hate me for it.

Procrastibator said...

Bacon Ranch: one flaw in your theory. Adrian is not hot.

Count Jerkula said...

My ex had a seizure in her sleep one night. I told her next time it happened I was gonna slip inside her and see if it was any good. Never got the chance :(

I have seen people have seizures/fainting from weed though. The rapid drop in blood pressure is the cause. Like if a chick has low BP because of an eating disorder, then the weed makes the bottom fall out of it, BOOM, they hit the deck.

Unknown said...

It must have been some type of detox drug- something they use in rehab programs:) Only thing that would explain her reaction. Most other drugs just put her on her back with knees behind her ears or on all fours - not convulsing on floor.

Unknown said...

So how does the story end- did he bang her????

Unknown said...

Was that too mean??

Procrastibator said...

Texas Rose: she'd be more animated mid seizure than her sex tape shows she is without convulsions.

Hanwi said...

Maybe it was a botched attempt to do humanity a service and finally get rid of her. Better luck next time!

SugarTitz said...

DID her lazy eye roll the other way?

SugarTitz said...

was this a kindness blind?

Procrastibator said...

Sugarbread: brilliant.

aemish said...

Just say no to bathsalts people..

Gayeld said...

@Texas. The truth hurts.

WritergirlinLa said...

Just say no to Flinstone's Chewables!!!

Seven of Eleven said...

Soooo.... earlier this week, a young starlet was introducing Lindsay to heroin, and today Adrian Brody is introducing her to another drug.

Poor Lindsay, so pliable.

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

OMG you guys are high-larious!

TV Junkie said...

Why, WHY don't I listen!??!

Haywood Jablomee said...

Sugarbread-WOW-greatness

Monkeysports said...

+1000

bored soccer mom said...

Adrien Brody looks like a white Snoop Dogg.

discoflux said...

Seven - Check yo' self. It was Paris Hilton.

This blind gave me the purest joy of true schadenfreude.

Unknown said...

bored soccer mom - without the big cock.

Seven of Eleven said...

DERP!

I really did mean to say Adrian introducing Paris as a joke about the BI with Momsten/Lohan but clearly lost my marbles halfway through.

DERP!

Mark Kaepplein said...

Was Paris wearing underpants whilst flopping around?

Snootches said...

Is it worse than "blue waffle" ?
*drops bomb, runs away*

Unknown said...

That bar mop is filled with Beiber juice and Paris' Herp germs. No 5 second rule there.

auntliddy said...

Paris Hilton! What is this , 1997?

Zoe Cialite said...

What did she have? Vet-grade ketamine? My dog once had a seizure pre-op shortly after he was inducted with k.

JSierra said...

I gave a very good friend of mine a bar once while we were smoking and she had a grand maul seizure. I still hate myself for it and I have neve given nor accepted pills from anyone since. I'm sure Adrian felt zero guilt but it was devastating to watch my friend have a massive seizure and know that it never would have happened if I wasn't an asshole.

Anonymous said...

so i am now an adrien brody fan from him trying to kill parasite

Zeeky_Boogy_Doog said...

How can she have a seizure when she doesn't have a brain?

Sprink said...

@AbbySaurus: Strawberry Hill or Tickle Pink?

Alita said...

That krokodil stuff is terrifying, @Ray. But it can't be too underground, because I learned of it from National Geographic. We had an eastern European commenter here a little while ago that posted about it, too.

But I think if Paris got an 'aspect of the demon' (in BtVS lingo) it wouldn't do much be scales as a good 'ol vagina dentata .

She probably already has one.

Alita said...

JSierra - what is a 'bar' in this context?

Good rule, not giving people things - aside from anything else, there's a legal culpability depending on what you do. I know of a guy (through friends) that got in serious legal trouble from giving someone something.

Alita said...

This thread was full of funny - texas, procrastibator, sugarbread, everyone - LOL!

Unknown said...

Alita. A Bar is a term for Xanax.

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