Monday, November 17, 2014

Today's Blind Items - Beards For Everyone

If you can afford a very expensive beard for yourself, and you like the new found attention to how straight you are, then why not beards for everyone. In 2014 this A list athlete has spent about $500K for the limited amount of time he has spent with his very high profile beard. It has worked though. She is the best at what she does and she gets the attention and knows how to maximize dollars spent. The only loose end as far as his people have been concerned is his ex-boyfriend. Yes, the same one who caused a whole lot of noise when they split and despite a payoff could also cause trouble. Our athlete has millions of dollars in endorsements and those are way more important to him right now than coming out. He figures he can do that when his playing days are over. So, what to do about the ex? How about hire him a beard? Not as high profile but the money has been spent buying followers on social media and creating fake accounts which promote this new relationship and give it some legitimacy. The ex agreed to do it for a little while and some extra money, but he still is a very volatile loose end and I think at some point he is just going to say f**k it and spill everything.

16 comments:

sandybrook said...

Duh Aaron Rodgers double checking with the boys and Olivia Munn

MontanaMarriott said...

Aaron Rodgers

Kim said...

My mom. Duh!

yves said...

Did he have a celebrity boyfriend then?

Aver said...

Oh Aaron Rodgers, come out, come out, wherever you are...

Kloie said...

Discount double check!

Dudette said...

Poor Aaron Rodgers, I'm starting to feel sorry for him, even though I can't stand the Packers.

Studio54 said...

I don't feel sorry for beards or gays in the closet at all. As Enty said BIG MONEY is involved, that's why they are CHOOSING to DECEIVE the public, mostly the STRAIGHT WOMEN public, to line their own pockets.

Darlington said...

Regardless of who he is, it's extortion. Pure and simple. I hope he goes to the FBI to nail the ex and then come out. The ex will be worse for it. The player not so considering the changing climate but to each his own. It's sad to spend half million plus on this.

Frufra said...

I buy that it's Rogers, but who's the ex?

And I laugh at those stupid commercials every time. I just can't help it.

Sarah said...

Poor Aaron. Just come out already. He's the best QB in the game - like he suddenly would NOT be? The ex is a former "trainer" of some sort. The Packers gave the guy a "job" and when they broke up, the guy lost his "job" because his only real job was being Aaron's special friend.

El Materdor said...

Why do people want others to come out of the closet? He might like it there. It's not about his sexuality, it's his game. Personal. I just don't see the big deal about 'coming out' if that person only cares about their own happiness. That takes away from who they are. The what doesn't matter.

XCV said...

The ex must be Kevin Lanflisi, the one who stirred up the gay rumors on Twitter last year. He supposedly his roommate but apparently he was his boyfriend.

it took forever said...

yes aaron and that asshole ex who tried to out him, why aaron was attracted to him in the first place is a mystery. Since we talking about beards, lets give a shout out to patrick and miley , really now

Frufra said...

OK, checked out this Kevin guy. Aaron is wayyyy too cute for him.

Twyla said...

Definitely Aaron Rodgers. His ex bf, Kevin Lanflisi recently started posting pics of his new gf. He has not ever mentioned or posted pics of any girls. Well played, Aaron. Well played.

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