Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Today's Blind Items - The Aww Shucks Cheater

He likes to pretend he is this innocent aww shucks kind of guy. He works more than Ryan Seacrest which is saying something. He is also a huge cheater. A list. Has had a long time significant other. Our A lister goes out of town a lot. That is his prime cheating time. He has a list of four or five women that he flies in to various cities who know how to keep a secret. He also has a steady list of one night stands which are found by a reality movie actor. I think that might be the first time I have used that term before. The reality movie actor is no stranger to cheating. He cheats all the time and even broke up an A list celebrity marriage. Anyway, our A lister likes the world to think he is some straight shooter but that is so far from reality. From his very first public relationship to his most recent he has cheated in every single one of them.

49 comments:

Kno Won Uno said...

Didn't we cover this in 2014? Wasn't it Matt Damon?

sandybrook said...

Don't think its Damon. Somebody like Carson Daly who does multiple tv and radio shows like Seacrest. I'm not sure Daly is innocent aw shucks though.

Kno Won Uno said...

I know we went over someone Enty would never suspect (which is everyone) stashing women in hotels everywhere he went, more than one in the same city.
Damon does work a lot, but that's all I got.

Dena said...

I don't get what a "reality movie actor" is...a documentarian? Narrator?

Derek Harvey said...

Johnny Knoxville as the reality acor

mmm said...

I don't understand "Reality movie actor" Any guesses?

mmm said...

ohhh thanks!

Riven said...

All I got out of this is Johnny Knoxville.

Derek Harvey said...

Johhny Knoxville as the A lister Steve O os the friend

Riven said...

I'll throw out Tony Hawk as a possible answer

Riven said...

Ah I see what you mean Derek - I read it as Knoxville = reality movie friend, Hawk = A lister.

Problem is anyone from Jackass is also something else, Steve-O and Bam are both reality tv and generic "celeb" of some ranking too.

Prana said...

Howard Stern -- his daily radio/tv show plus America's Got Talent takes him all over the country. Reality movie star - Jonny Knoxville

Tricia13 said...

Dermit Mulroney

Dena said...

Did he break up Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson, or was that Bam Margera?

Riven said...

That was Bam, but Bam is reality tv before reality movie (he was on like 3 shows). Then again maybe Enty just really wanted to call someone reality movie lol.

Anyway I'll stick with Hawk for cheater and Knoxville for friend, it could be any of them really. But Hawk is the one you wouldn't expect to cheat, everyone knows Knoxville did.

sandybrook said...

Johnny Knoxville , Steve O A list? Anyone have a gun I can borrow? I wanna beat the apocalypse because its near.

Derek Harvey said...

I think she did both lol

Lila Fowler said...

Johnny Knoxville and Steve O are A list? That ...doesn't seem right.

hhhhh said...

josh grobin

Derek Harvey said...

The blind doesnt say his friend is A list and Johhny Knoxville is certainly A list---do you have any idea how much his movies have made not to mention his hit tv show....

Dani said...

Oooh, I like this guess Tricia :-)

Tricia13 said...

Thanks Dani....he just filmed Dirty Grandpa w/Knoxville so could've been introduced to women. former marriage to Cat Keener, never cited why.(always rumored he cheated w/ Julia Roberts). Works constantly

kpist said...

I thought Harry Connick Jr for the A lister, that's who I picture saying "awww shucks"

Tricia13 said...

He makes sense@kpist, thought of him straight away. But he's been only with Jill Goodacre as far as I know, and no viable connection to a reality movie actor(wtf/lol), that I can see?

Dena said...

This is pretty random, but I'm going to throw out Dave Grohl (awww shucksy, travels out of town a lot, works a lot) for the A lister and Bam Margera for the reality movie star friend who cheated and broke up an A-list celebrity marriage based solely on the Nick Lachey/Jessica Simpson ordeal.

Ben said...

Johnny Knoxville and Steve O are goddamn LEGENDS ffs. The entire Jackass crew is A+++ list and that's a fact.

Snootches said...

McDreamy? Not sure who the friend is...

Golds said...

Ummm ok Ben.
I think Dena is on to something, this reads like a musician, going out of town a lot , chicks in different cities - the "first public relationship" is a big clue, off to google if Dave was with someone different when he was in Nirvana

Golds said...

Omg according to that dating website he dated A LOT of women and cheated on the 90's with a rock chick with Winona Ryder!
Damnnnnnn I really think this might be Dave Grohl good work Dena

Derek Harvey said...

and Not to mention Johnny Knoxville is a writer, producer and actor. He has like 8 projects on the go at anytime. The person has to wear many hats like Seacrest.....

Derek Harvey said...

and people in bands dont need referrals for hook-ups---their called GROUPIES outside their tour bus.....

Tricia13 said...

Plus all the documentarys he's produced /producing..and "sonic Highways" on HBO(his brainchild) takes him all over the country. I love that series. Hope it's renewed.

Derek Harvey said...

he produced ONE documentary and is in a band that tours every 3 years....

Harris said...

Sorry Derek but you don't know what you're talking about - bigger stars DO get referrals for their hook ups - they need them vetted - random groupies have diseases and sell stories. Clearly stories get out anyway, but this is Grohl. He does a ton of stuff outside of FF

Derek Harvey said...

He produced a documentary and is in a band. Sometimes he drums occasionally for another band on their albums. Foo Fighters dont make a lot of albums and they dont tour more than other bands of their caliber. That is not a person that works a lot.

AC said...

Carson Daly? He has a lot of jobs

Devon84 said...

@Trisha13-I read that Grohl is in negotiations for the 2nd season of SH's. They are taking it to the Uk and Europe to tour historical studios and such.(I am a HUGE fan of the show too).

But hes busy producing/launching the new supergroup as well "Teenage Time Killers" this year, so maybe after that?
I checked his non music credits and had no idea he has a bunch of TV credits in the US(even Muppets). Love him, hope its not, but sounds alot like him.

Sadie said...

The only person who works more than Seacrest is Michael Strahan.

TheCousinEddy said...

I read this as James Franco for the A Lister that works more than Seacrest. Franco's IMDB page is a mile long, he does tv, movies, acts, writes, directs, produces, he writes books of poetry, he is an artist, he is constantly pursuing academic degrees, etc. Even the opening to his Celebrity Roast made fun of how much he works.

Only factor is I'm not sure Franco has had a longtime significant other.

As others have stated, I see Johnny Knoxville as the Reality Movie Actor.

DrewLA said...

Grohl. Ive seen it first hand.

Deedit said...

Cousin Eddy I like your name but Franco def does not have an awww shucks good boy rep!
Grohl has a billion side projects and always talks about family being first etc sadly I think this is him

Deedit said...

Details!

DrewLA said...

I am a roadie; no details I am allowed, or would give@Deedit.
Nice guy though, despite that part.

Derek Harvey said...

Bullshit Asshole, you also type type like this person





Derek Harvey
April 29, 2015 at 8:01 am
ed sheeran

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Derek Harvey
April 29, 2015 at 8:01 am
sorry–those damn poppers

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RA
April 29, 2015 at 7:54 pm
Or just desperation to answer first?Even if wrong? then switch answer again?
Yeah. Blame it on the drugs. Or take the ones you missed. Please.

Derek Harvey said...

pathetic Tricia SMH

Derek Harvey said...

like BAD beat poetry but Florida style

Derek Harvey said...

The United States of Tricia lmao

Luxurylatte said...

Does Questlove have any reality show friends?

GemmaTeller said...

Mark Wahlberg

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