Today's Blind Items - "Kid Sisters"

The late entertainer had dozens of them, some of them no older than 12 or 13 at the start - he called them his "kid sisters." There are said to be as many as several hundred children between them, and the numerous other affairs. The famous song may seem apocryphal, but he did in fact have one in the first town, and another in the second - both beginning with the same two letters. No wonder the law was after him.