Today's Blind Items - The Foundation

Whereas most celebrity foundations are just fronts for trying to have sex with barely legals, laundering the reputations of certain people (doing worse things), or both, this one is about...bumming rent money (from well heeled foreign donors.) Founded by the actor known really only for his performance on the stand, and his preference for poolside living, the stated goal of this technological institute is to develop the world's greatest...pool cleaner. Obviously, the actor known to play the one cousin has long been a fellow. He'll soon be joined by another (far more famous) actor, known mainly for being a drunk, who is also about to become unhoused.