A To D List
Showing posts with label A-D list. Show all posts
Showing posts with label A-D list. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 25, 2014
A To D List - The Rankings - Part Infinity
Sting – Foreign born permanent A list entertainer(singer)
who loves meditating and threesomes.
Susan Downey- A list producer who is married to A+ list mostly movie actor.
Susan Lucci- Permanent B list mostly television actress who was A list in her part of the television world for decades.
Susan Sarandon- Aging A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and purveyor of much younger men.
Susanna Hoffs – Former A list entertainer(singer) who had her best days a couple of decades ago but still looks great and performs with one of the best songwriters ever.
Tatum O'Neal – Oft troubled B list actress strictly by rule who would love to work regularly as someone other than an author..
Taylor Kitsch – B list mostly movie actor now who had his best success on the long running network staple which fans don’t want to see gone forever despite it no longer being on the air.
Teri Hatcher – Former B list mostly television actress from a now canceled long running network hit who will forever be remembered for one line on a different show.
The Game – A list entertainer with a name people remember. Trying to have sex with a family, one woman at a time.
The Kardashian family – A list reality stars (except Rob) on an A list reality show we all wish would go away.
The Rock- A list mostly movie actor who can’t ever find just the right role despite headlining movies every year. He was A++ in his former field.
Thomas Gibson – A list mostly television actor who doesn’t get enough acclaim for his acting and who has had a long network television run on multiple shows.
Tina Fey – Former A list mostly television actress who will probably stay behind the scenes because she is a genius when it comes to writing.
Tom Cruise – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who dropped to B before making it back to A. His personal life might knock him back down again.
Tom Hanks – Permanent A list mostly movie actor who is someone who you probably would love to drink with for hours and have him just talk.
Tommy Lee Jones – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who seems content picking up a paycheck every few years in whatever someone brings him.
Topher Grace – Former A list mostly television actor who thought he would make it big in the movies. My dark horse to go on an Academy Award winning run in the next few years. Otherwise he does have the tool to make it in porn.
Uma Thurman – Former B+ list mostly movie actress who is an incredible traveling companion and the muse of this A list movie director.
Val Kilmer – Former A list mostly movie actor who chose his love of buffets over his acting career and is struggling to find that old magic.
Vanessa Hudgens – Former A list tweener who is finding the real acting world much harder than singing and dancing on Disney.
Verne Troyer – B list mostly movie actor turned reality star punchline turned all-time greatest celebrity photo ever.
Vince Gill – B list entertainer(singer) who keeps finding wives to wing with.
Vince Vaughn – A list mostly movie actor who would be A+ list if he would stop making so many bombs.
Wayne Brady – Former list mostly television actor who, despite his lack of acting talent might end up with an EGOT if he could write a song or two.
Susan Downey- A list producer who is married to A+ list mostly movie actor.
Susan Lucci- Permanent B list mostly television actress who was A list in her part of the television world for decades.
Susan Sarandon- Aging A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and purveyor of much younger men.
Susanna Hoffs – Former A list entertainer(singer) who had her best days a couple of decades ago but still looks great and performs with one of the best songwriters ever.
Tatum O'Neal – Oft troubled B list actress strictly by rule who would love to work regularly as someone other than an author..
Taylor Kitsch – B list mostly movie actor now who had his best success on the long running network staple which fans don’t want to see gone forever despite it no longer being on the air.
Teri Hatcher – Former B list mostly television actress from a now canceled long running network hit who will forever be remembered for one line on a different show.
The Game – A list entertainer with a name people remember. Trying to have sex with a family, one woman at a time.
The Kardashian family – A list reality stars (except Rob) on an A list reality show we all wish would go away.
The Rock- A list mostly movie actor who can’t ever find just the right role despite headlining movies every year. He was A++ in his former field.
Thomas Gibson – A list mostly television actor who doesn’t get enough acclaim for his acting and who has had a long network television run on multiple shows.
Tina Fey – Former A list mostly television actress who will probably stay behind the scenes because she is a genius when it comes to writing.
Tom Cruise – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who dropped to B before making it back to A. His personal life might knock him back down again.
Tom Hanks – Permanent A list mostly movie actor who is someone who you probably would love to drink with for hours and have him just talk.
Tommy Lee Jones – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who seems content picking up a paycheck every few years in whatever someone brings him.
Topher Grace – Former A list mostly television actor who thought he would make it big in the movies. My dark horse to go on an Academy Award winning run in the next few years. Otherwise he does have the tool to make it in porn.
Uma Thurman – Former B+ list mostly movie actress who is an incredible traveling companion and the muse of this A list movie director.
Val Kilmer – Former A list mostly movie actor who chose his love of buffets over his acting career and is struggling to find that old magic.
Vanessa Hudgens – Former A list tweener who is finding the real acting world much harder than singing and dancing on Disney.
Verne Troyer – B list mostly movie actor turned reality star punchline turned all-time greatest celebrity photo ever.
Vince Gill – B list entertainer(singer) who keeps finding wives to wing with.
Vince Vaughn – A list mostly movie actor who would be A+ list if he would stop making so many bombs.
Wayne Brady – Former list mostly television actor who, despite his lack of acting talent might end up with an EGOT if he could write a song or two.
Wentworth Miller – Former B list mostly television actor who once looked to be headed for A list stardom after a long running network hit. Now, not so much.
Friday, March 21, 2014
A To D List - The Rankings - Part Eleven
Robbie Williams – Foreign born former A list
entertainer(singer) who tries to be A list on his own but really needs his
former group to pull it off.
Robert De Niro- Permanent A list mostly movie actor who sometimes looks like he is cashing paychecks now and not so worried about the role or his legacy.
Rooney Mara – B+ list mostly movie very wealthy actress who definitely had A list commitment to a recent role.
Rose Byrne – B list mostly television actress who everyone knows by her face but not by name.
Rose Huntington-Whitely- C+ list mostly movie actress who is more well known because of her action star boyfriend than her career.
Russell Brand- Foreign born A list entertainer(comedian) who has dabbled in movies and done great in supporting roles and crappy in lead roles.
Ryan O'Neal- Former A list mostly movie actor who is in top 5 for worst celebrity parent/boyfriend of all-time. How many lives can one person ruin?
Ryan Reynolds- Former A+ list mostly movie actor who is a one note A list mostly movie actor who might just be more controlling than BAG.
Ryan Seacrest- A list everything who works harder than almost anyone in the business but needs to be honest with the world.
Salma Hayek- B list mostly movie actress who has her A list years. Lots of them. Another actress who is enjoying cashing those quick comedy paychecks rather than working on a tough role.
Scarlett Johannsen- A- list mostly movie actress who is always hovering right at that A-/B+ level and is an Academy Award winner/nominee
Selena Gomez – Former A list tweener who is having as much ptrouble staying sober as she is making good decisions about her boyfriends.
Selma Blair- Former B list mostly movie actress turned failed B list mostly television actress. Her look and her name keep her higher on the list than she probably deserves.
Seth Macfarlane- A list everything kind of guy who does a little of this and a little of that and chances are you have heard him or seen him or watched his stuff.
Seth Rogen- Barely hanging on to A list mostly movie comic actor who had a great run until the whole scene in a movie that kind of stalled his career.
Shakira- Foreign born A list entertainer(singer) who kind of got lucky not to be tagged with a homewrecker label.
Sharon Stone – Former A+ list mostly movie actress who is trying her hand at television now. After her big break she slowly has slid down to B and would drop lower if not for her name.
Shia LaBeouf- A list mostly movie actor who loves his booze as much as his mom.
Sienna Miller – B- list mostly movie actress who has shown more talent sleeping with husbands than acting.
Sigourney Weaver – Former A list mostly movie actress who has stayed in the A list range for decades and has played multiple roles but known best for one.
Sylvester Stallone- Former A+ list mostly movie actor who will always be an A lister and is also an Academy Award winner/nominee. Just when you think his best days are behind him he finds another franchise.
Sir Patrick Stewart – Former A list mostly television actor who has embraced social media unlike many others his age.
Sofia Coppola – B+ list movie director who was A list and then got carried away with how important she thought she was. Plus that one director crushed her heart.
Steve Martin- Permanent A list mostly movie actor who got his start at the start of this long running network show and has had his best days but people have said that before about him.
Steven Tyler- Permanent A list entertainer(singer) who loves women almost as much as he loves back pills.
Robert De Niro- Permanent A list mostly movie actor who sometimes looks like he is cashing paychecks now and not so worried about the role or his legacy.
Rooney Mara – B+ list mostly movie very wealthy actress who definitely had A list commitment to a recent role.
Rose Byrne – B list mostly television actress who everyone knows by her face but not by name.
Rose Huntington-Whitely- C+ list mostly movie actress who is more well known because of her action star boyfriend than her career.
Russell Brand- Foreign born A list entertainer(comedian) who has dabbled in movies and done great in supporting roles and crappy in lead roles.
Ryan O'Neal- Former A list mostly movie actor who is in top 5 for worst celebrity parent/boyfriend of all-time. How many lives can one person ruin?
Ryan Reynolds- Former A+ list mostly movie actor who is a one note A list mostly movie actor who might just be more controlling than BAG.
Ryan Seacrest- A list everything who works harder than almost anyone in the business but needs to be honest with the world.
Salma Hayek- B list mostly movie actress who has her A list years. Lots of them. Another actress who is enjoying cashing those quick comedy paychecks rather than working on a tough role.
Scarlett Johannsen- A- list mostly movie actress who is always hovering right at that A-/B+ level and is an Academy Award winner/nominee
Selena Gomez – Former A list tweener who is having as much ptrouble staying sober as she is making good decisions about her boyfriends.
Selma Blair- Former B list mostly movie actress turned failed B list mostly television actress. Her look and her name keep her higher on the list than she probably deserves.
Seth Macfarlane- A list everything kind of guy who does a little of this and a little of that and chances are you have heard him or seen him or watched his stuff.
Seth Rogen- Barely hanging on to A list mostly movie comic actor who had a great run until the whole scene in a movie that kind of stalled his career.
Shakira- Foreign born A list entertainer(singer) who kind of got lucky not to be tagged with a homewrecker label.
Sharon Stone – Former A+ list mostly movie actress who is trying her hand at television now. After her big break she slowly has slid down to B and would drop lower if not for her name.
Shia LaBeouf- A list mostly movie actor who loves his booze as much as his mom.
Sienna Miller – B- list mostly movie actress who has shown more talent sleeping with husbands than acting.
Sigourney Weaver – Former A list mostly movie actress who has stayed in the A list range for decades and has played multiple roles but known best for one.
Sylvester Stallone- Former A+ list mostly movie actor who will always be an A lister and is also an Academy Award winner/nominee. Just when you think his best days are behind him he finds another franchise.
Sir Patrick Stewart – Former A list mostly television actor who has embraced social media unlike many others his age.
Sofia Coppola – B+ list movie director who was A list and then got carried away with how important she thought she was. Plus that one director crushed her heart.
Steve Martin- Permanent A list mostly movie actor who got his start at the start of this long running network show and has had his best days but people have said that before about him.
Steven Tyler- Permanent A list entertainer(singer) who loves women almost as much as he loves back pills.
Thursday, March 20, 2014
A To D List- The Rankings - Part Ten
Paul Rudd- A list mostly movie actor who is one of the few
actors I watch everything he is in.
Paul Walker – Former A list mostly movie actor who was A list because of a franchise and his good looks.
Paula Abdul – Former A list entertainer(“singer) turned reality star turned please give me a job celebrity.
Paulina Rubio – A- list entertainer(singer) who is not liked by anyone who ever meets her.
Pauly Shore- Former A list mostly movie actor who took his fame and completely crashed and burned into a C list punch line.
Pee Wee Herman – Former A list television and movie actor all from one role. Watched it all disappear in an instant. Now a B- lister still relying on that role.
Penelope Cruz – Foreign born B+list mostly movie actress who spends time every few years in the A list range.
Peter Facinelli – B- list movie and television actor who was going to be the next big thing. A lucky casting break saw his career take off again but his marriage bust with his newfound fame.
Peter Sarsgaard – B- list mostly movie actor who has had an up and down career with no huge breaks but does have a difficult name.
Peyton List – A- list Disney tweener who wants to be 25 and is a decade younger.
Pink- A list entertainer(singer) who never seems to get into trouble and just keeps making music and making her fans happy.
Portia De Rossi- B list mostly television actress who spends more time on projects other than acting except for that one really nice role that made a recent comeback.
Quentin Tarantino- A list mostly movie director who really wishes he could be an actor.
Rachel McAdams – B list mostly movie actress who everyone wishes was A list and would marry this other A list mostly movie actor and live happily ever after.
Ralph Fiennes – Brilliant foreign born B list mostly movie actor who deserves to be an A lister in talent. It’s the name.
Rank of every Real Housewife from every franchise – Everyone who has been on the show longer than a year is a B list reality star from hit cable franchise. Some exceptions depending on how much they put themselves in the news.
Raven-Symone – Former B list tweener turned Disney star turned trying to get away from it all actress.
Rebecca Romjin – Former B list mostly television and movie actress who made too many demands and now has trouble finding work.
Reese Witherspoon – A+ list mostly movie actress who is difficult work for and with unless you treat her like she is a Queen.
Regis Philbin- Former A list talk show host who misses his old job and will probably hook up with Larry King to do a reality version of Grumpy Old Men.
Renee Zellweger- Former A+ list mostly movie actress who has never quite been the same since she got married for the minute and a half.
Richard Hatch – C list list celebrity who will always have a spot in reality history
Rob Lowe – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who turned to television in a big way the past decade after his teen heartthrob status didn’t stick with him at the movies.
Rob Reiner- A list mostly movie director who used to be an A- list mostly television actor and can still do some movie acting when called upon.
Paul Walker – Former A list mostly movie actor who was A list because of a franchise and his good looks.
Paula Abdul – Former A list entertainer(“singer) turned reality star turned please give me a job celebrity.
Paulina Rubio – A- list entertainer(singer) who is not liked by anyone who ever meets her.
Pauly Shore- Former A list mostly movie actor who took his fame and completely crashed and burned into a C list punch line.
Pee Wee Herman – Former A list television and movie actor all from one role. Watched it all disappear in an instant. Now a B- lister still relying on that role.
Penelope Cruz – Foreign born B+list mostly movie actress who spends time every few years in the A list range.
Peter Facinelli – B- list movie and television actor who was going to be the next big thing. A lucky casting break saw his career take off again but his marriage bust with his newfound fame.
Peter Sarsgaard – B- list mostly movie actor who has had an up and down career with no huge breaks but does have a difficult name.
Peyton List – A- list Disney tweener who wants to be 25 and is a decade younger.
Pink- A list entertainer(singer) who never seems to get into trouble and just keeps making music and making her fans happy.
Portia De Rossi- B list mostly television actress who spends more time on projects other than acting except for that one really nice role that made a recent comeback.
Quentin Tarantino- A list mostly movie director who really wishes he could be an actor.
Rachel McAdams – B list mostly movie actress who everyone wishes was A list and would marry this other A list mostly movie actor and live happily ever after.
Ralph Fiennes – Brilliant foreign born B list mostly movie actor who deserves to be an A lister in talent. It’s the name.
Rank of every Real Housewife from every franchise – Everyone who has been on the show longer than a year is a B list reality star from hit cable franchise. Some exceptions depending on how much they put themselves in the news.
Raven-Symone – Former B list tweener turned Disney star turned trying to get away from it all actress.
Rebecca Romjin – Former B list mostly television and movie actress who made too many demands and now has trouble finding work.
Reese Witherspoon – A+ list mostly movie actress who is difficult work for and with unless you treat her like she is a Queen.
Regis Philbin- Former A list talk show host who misses his old job and will probably hook up with Larry King to do a reality version of Grumpy Old Men.
Renee Zellweger- Former A+ list mostly movie actress who has never quite been the same since she got married for the minute and a half.
Richard Hatch – C list list celebrity who will always have a spot in reality history
Rob Lowe – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who turned to television in a big way the past decade after his teen heartthrob status didn’t stick with him at the movies.
Rob Reiner- A list mostly movie director who used to be an A- list mostly television actor and can still do some movie acting when called upon.
A To D List - The Rankings - Part Nine
Mickey Rourke – Former A list mostly movie actor who some
think was probably an A+ lister. Definitely an A+ lister when it comes to being
a jerk to women. A career resurgence has led to his increased use of botox and
other hormones.
Mila Kunis- B+ list mostly movie actress who got her fame from a hit network television show. She could be A list if she would work more.
Miley Cyrus – A list entertainer(singer) who was forced upon the world by a stage mom and dad who then forced us to watch her be an A list tweener for years.
Mira Sorvino- B list mostly movie actress who is a very good actress who makes really bad choices when it comes to movies and certain personal decisions.
Miranda Cosgrove – Former A list tweener from one of the bigger tweener shows of the last decade and now looking to break into the real acting world.
Molly Ringwald – Former A list mostly movie actress who will forever be an A+ lister to those of a certain age and time who wanted her to be their best friend.
Moon Zappa- Former C+ list mostly movie actress offspring who had an acting career as long as her singing career and one of the best names ever given to a child.
Naomi Campbell- A list model turned reality star who has a temper problem
Naomi Watts – Foreign born almost A list mostly movie actress who caught a bad break with a role this year but is an amazing actress even though she doesn’t have the best choice in best friends.
Nathan Fillion – A list mostly television actor from a long running network show who every woman wants to take home. Maybe not take home to their parents but wants to take home.
Neil Patrick Harris- A list at nearly everything he does. The definition of bringing a career back from the dead.
Nicolas Cage – A list mostly movie actor who has better luck with movies than with his hair.
Nicole Kidman – Hanging on by a thread to A list mostly movie actress who has A+ list name recognition and interesting choices when it comes to significant others.
Noah Cyrus – C list celebrity offspring and hopeful that her A list sister will get her a job.
Norman Reedus – A list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show who drinks way more than is good for him and will probably end up in rehab or jail at some point in the next year.
Olivia Munn- B list mostly television actress who gets a lot of work and not all of it based on her good looks. She can act and is on a hit pay cable show.
Olivia Newton-John – Former A list mostly movie actress/singer who has a big mystery in her life.
Oprah- A list everything who is finding life after talk shows is not all that easy.
Owen Wilson- A list mostly movie actor who has one character he brings out in every movie but knows his limitations and does great with it.
Ozzy Osbourne – Former A list entertainer(singer) who is trying to be remembered as that and not a reality star.
P Diddy- A list producer/entertainer/everything guy who has a lot of famous exes and a lot of kids and a whole lot of secrets.
Paris Hilton- Former A+ list celebrity turned A list reality star turned A- list celebrity people are starting to think of fondly because of the Kardashians.
Paris Jackson – Troubled B list celebrity offspring who hopefully gets to live her life in peace away from her family.
Patton Oswalt – A list entertaine(comedian)/B list actor who is brilliant and doesn’t get enough credit.
Paul Giamatti – B list mostly movie actor who can play any role other than being friendly.
Mila Kunis- B+ list mostly movie actress who got her fame from a hit network television show. She could be A list if she would work more.
Miley Cyrus – A list entertainer(singer) who was forced upon the world by a stage mom and dad who then forced us to watch her be an A list tweener for years.
Mira Sorvino- B list mostly movie actress who is a very good actress who makes really bad choices when it comes to movies and certain personal decisions.
Miranda Cosgrove – Former A list tweener from one of the bigger tweener shows of the last decade and now looking to break into the real acting world.
Molly Ringwald – Former A list mostly movie actress who will forever be an A+ lister to those of a certain age and time who wanted her to be their best friend.
Moon Zappa- Former C+ list mostly movie actress offspring who had an acting career as long as her singing career and one of the best names ever given to a child.
Naomi Campbell- A list model turned reality star who has a temper problem
Naomi Watts – Foreign born almost A list mostly movie actress who caught a bad break with a role this year but is an amazing actress even though she doesn’t have the best choice in best friends.
Nathan Fillion – A list mostly television actor from a long running network show who every woman wants to take home. Maybe not take home to their parents but wants to take home.
Neil Patrick Harris- A list at nearly everything he does. The definition of bringing a career back from the dead.
Nicolas Cage – A list mostly movie actor who has better luck with movies than with his hair.
Nicole Kidman – Hanging on by a thread to A list mostly movie actress who has A+ list name recognition and interesting choices when it comes to significant others.
Noah Cyrus – C list celebrity offspring and hopeful that her A list sister will get her a job.
Norman Reedus – A list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show who drinks way more than is good for him and will probably end up in rehab or jail at some point in the next year.
Olivia Munn- B list mostly television actress who gets a lot of work and not all of it based on her good looks. She can act and is on a hit pay cable show.
Olivia Newton-John – Former A list mostly movie actress/singer who has a big mystery in her life.
Oprah- A list everything who is finding life after talk shows is not all that easy.
Owen Wilson- A list mostly movie actor who has one character he brings out in every movie but knows his limitations and does great with it.
Ozzy Osbourne – Former A list entertainer(singer) who is trying to be remembered as that and not a reality star.
P Diddy- A list producer/entertainer/everything guy who has a lot of famous exes and a lot of kids and a whole lot of secrets.
Paris Hilton- Former A+ list celebrity turned A list reality star turned A- list celebrity people are starting to think of fondly because of the Kardashians.
Paris Jackson – Troubled B list celebrity offspring who hopefully gets to live her life in peace away from her family.
Patton Oswalt – A list entertaine(comedian)/B list actor who is brilliant and doesn’t get enough credit.
Paul Giamatti – B list mostly movie actor who can play any role other than being friendly.
Wednesday, March 19, 2014
A To D List - The Rankings - Part Eight
Liza Minelli – Former A list mostly movie actress who could
do anything anywhere and now is a little too short for life’s big events.
Lupita Nyong'o – B list mostly movie actress who will be a B list even if we never see her in another film. Always a possibility. Fame can be fleeting.
Lupita Nyong'o – B list mostly movie actress who will be a B list even if we never see her in another film. Always a possibility. Fame can be fleeting.
Madonna – Permanent A list entertainer(singer) who tried her
hand at acting and directing and must have used someone else’s hand because it
was awful.
Maggie Gyllenhaal – B list mostly movie actress who you always keep remembering in one role despite any other movie she stars in.
Maks and Val Chmerkovskiy – The first is an A list reality star on an A list network reality show and Val is a B lister. Both foreign born. Both always willing to have sex with any female anytime anywhere.
Malcom McDowell – Former A list mostly movie actor who faded away until a cable television role plucked him back into mainstream consciousness. A brilliant actor.
Marcia Gay Harden – B list mostly television actress who should be A list because of her talent. An Emmy win from one of her noms would have put her a win away from an EGOT.
Mariah Carey – Married A list everything except acting. Diva skills are an A+.
Mario Lopez – B list talk show host who you could make an argument should be an A list talk show host but then he would just hit on more women.
Marion Cotillard – Foreign born B list mostly movie actress who has the amazing name when she says it anyway. When I say it people think I am ordering collard greens.
Marisa Tomei – Permanent B list mostly movie actress who most people think should have stayed in network television.
Mariska Hargitay – B list mostly television actress who has been a fixture for close to two decades on one of those long running shows that will be around longer than a Paris Hilton STD. Brilliant actress who I enjoy staring at.
Marc Anthony – A list entertainer(singer) in his first language and B list in all others who manages to bed some of the world’s most beautiful women. They probably are blind and we don’t know it.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen – Former A list tweeners who thankfully don’t act any longer and are content to drink coffee and dress like homeless people who managed to fin a fur in a dumpster.
Mary Tyler Moore – Former A+ list mostly television actress turned studio mogul turned actress who only gets remembered at black tie events where they present awards. Brilliant actress.
Matthew Perry – Former A list mostly television actor who is a great actor and blew multiple chances. Star of one of my favorite canceled network shows of all-time.
Matthew Rhys – B list mostly television actor who gets confused with the lush actor and is on a second hit show of his career.
Megan Fox – Married B list mostly movie actress who is only allowed out of the house during daylight hours and only when accompanied by her tool of a husband.
Mel Gibson – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who has a problem with certain groups of people and isn’t shy about sharing that while drunk.
Meryl Streep – A list mostly movie actress. The Academy Award should be changed to her name.
Michael Bay – A list movie director who makes box office explosions as big as his love of hookers.
Michael Douglas – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who tries to sleep with women at a 10-1 ratio of movies completed.
Michael J. Fox- Former A-list mostly television actor who struck gold twice in television but hasn’t been able to do so since his peak a couple of decades ago.
Michael Keaton – Former A list mostly movie actor who is tied for or maybe just a close second place in the best performance of this character.
Michelle Rodriguez – B list television and movie actress who got lucky with two roles. Blew one of them and may get kicked out of the other one.
Michelle Williams – B list mostly movie actress who gets a lot of play because of her name and what happened to her but is no greater than lots of other actresses who also got their starts on a great show which should have a reunion.
Mick Jagger – Permanent A list entertainer(singer) who loves women as much as he does lifts.
Maggie Gyllenhaal – B list mostly movie actress who you always keep remembering in one role despite any other movie she stars in.
Maks and Val Chmerkovskiy – The first is an A list reality star on an A list network reality show and Val is a B lister. Both foreign born. Both always willing to have sex with any female anytime anywhere.
Malcom McDowell – Former A list mostly movie actor who faded away until a cable television role plucked him back into mainstream consciousness. A brilliant actor.
Marcia Gay Harden – B list mostly television actress who should be A list because of her talent. An Emmy win from one of her noms would have put her a win away from an EGOT.
Mariah Carey – Married A list everything except acting. Diva skills are an A+.
Mario Lopez – B list talk show host who you could make an argument should be an A list talk show host but then he would just hit on more women.
Marion Cotillard – Foreign born B list mostly movie actress who has the amazing name when she says it anyway. When I say it people think I am ordering collard greens.
Marisa Tomei – Permanent B list mostly movie actress who most people think should have stayed in network television.
Mariska Hargitay – B list mostly television actress who has been a fixture for close to two decades on one of those long running shows that will be around longer than a Paris Hilton STD. Brilliant actress who I enjoy staring at.
Marc Anthony – A list entertainer(singer) in his first language and B list in all others who manages to bed some of the world’s most beautiful women. They probably are blind and we don’t know it.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen – Former A list tweeners who thankfully don’t act any longer and are content to drink coffee and dress like homeless people who managed to fin a fur in a dumpster.
Mary Tyler Moore – Former A+ list mostly television actress turned studio mogul turned actress who only gets remembered at black tie events where they present awards. Brilliant actress.
Matthew Perry – Former A list mostly television actor who is a great actor and blew multiple chances. Star of one of my favorite canceled network shows of all-time.
Matthew Rhys – B list mostly television actor who gets confused with the lush actor and is on a second hit show of his career.
Megan Fox – Married B list mostly movie actress who is only allowed out of the house during daylight hours and only when accompanied by her tool of a husband.
Mel Gibson – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who has a problem with certain groups of people and isn’t shy about sharing that while drunk.
Meryl Streep – A list mostly movie actress. The Academy Award should be changed to her name.
Michael Bay – A list movie director who makes box office explosions as big as his love of hookers.
Michael Douglas – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who tries to sleep with women at a 10-1 ratio of movies completed.
Michael J. Fox- Former A-list mostly television actor who struck gold twice in television but hasn’t been able to do so since his peak a couple of decades ago.
Michael Keaton – Former A list mostly movie actor who is tied for or maybe just a close second place in the best performance of this character.
Michelle Rodriguez – B list television and movie actress who got lucky with two roles. Blew one of them and may get kicked out of the other one.
Michelle Williams – B list mostly movie actress who gets a lot of play because of her name and what happened to her but is no greater than lots of other actresses who also got their starts on a great show which should have a reunion.
Mick Jagger – Permanent A list entertainer(singer) who loves women as much as he does lifts.
Tuesday, March 18, 2014
A To D List- The Rankings - Part Seven
Katherine Heigl- Former A list mostly television actress who
switched to movies and has been struggling to see that A list again.
Kathleen Turner – Former A list mostly movie actress/sex symbol from back in the day who has a lot of stories to tell when you get her drunk.
Kathy Griffin- A- list entertainer(stand up comic) who also dabbles in reality and is must see television once a year.
Katie Holmes – B list mostly movie actress who is only B because of a long term relationship.
Keira Knightley- Foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who never saw a corset she wouldn’t wear for a movie. Keeps her from eating.
Kelsey Grammer- Former A+ list mostly television actor who has been on some of the biggest shows of all time. His ex says that is the only place he is big.
Kendall Jenner – B list reality star from an A list reality cable show.
Kenya Moore – B- list reality star from an A list cable reality franchise.
Kevin Costner – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who now works where he can get it despite that Academy Award.
Kevin Kline & Phoebe Cates – Lucky & should give me a call.
Kevin Spacey- A- list mostly movie actor who is not a very nice guy even in his almost television role.
Kim Kardashian- A list reality star in an A list reality show who everyone loves to hate, but none more than me.
Kirstie Alley- Former A list mostly television actress who has starred in more shows than you think and only one had much success. Oh, except for that network reality thing.
Krysten Ritter – B- list mostly television actress who had her chance to hit A list but failed. Given the fact she was on a very hit cable show she will probably get another chance.
Lady Gaga- Former A+ list entertainer(singer) who you feel will cut off a limb if she could stay A list.
LaToya Jackson – Former B list entertainer(singer) who is now a D list wannabe from a very famous family.
Laura Linney – A list mostly television actress who also makes great movies. Incredible actress.
Laura Prepon- B list mostly television actress who switched to almost television and almost made a huge mistake when she thought about leaving.
Lea Michele – B list mostly television actress from a hit ensemble show who has a decent shot at an EGOT if she plays her cards right and starts getting nicer.
LeAnn Rimes – Former A list entertainer(singer) who is now a B- lister who wants to be on television.
Liam Neeson- A list mostly movie actor who proves that old people can be action tars too.
Liev Schreiber – Foreign born B list mostly movie actor who is the least talented member of his family. OK, well he is better than his 70’s porn mustache brother.
Linda Evangelista – Former A+ list supermodel with the great name and the great dating history.
Lindsay Lohan- Former B+ list mostly movie actress who is hanging on to B list simply because of A+ list name recognition. It has nothing to do with talent.
Liv Tyler- Former B+ list mostly movie actress who is an offspring of a permanent A lister.
Kathleen Turner – Former A list mostly movie actress/sex symbol from back in the day who has a lot of stories to tell when you get her drunk.
Kathy Griffin- A- list entertainer(stand up comic) who also dabbles in reality and is must see television once a year.
Katie Holmes – B list mostly movie actress who is only B because of a long term relationship.
Keira Knightley- Foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who never saw a corset she wouldn’t wear for a movie. Keeps her from eating.
Kelsey Grammer- Former A+ list mostly television actor who has been on some of the biggest shows of all time. His ex says that is the only place he is big.
Kendall Jenner – B list reality star from an A list reality cable show.
Kenya Moore – B- list reality star from an A list cable reality franchise.
Kevin Costner – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who now works where he can get it despite that Academy Award.
Kevin Kline & Phoebe Cates – Lucky & should give me a call.
Kevin Spacey- A- list mostly movie actor who is not a very nice guy even in his almost television role.
Kim Kardashian- A list reality star in an A list reality show who everyone loves to hate, but none more than me.
Kirstie Alley- Former A list mostly television actress who has starred in more shows than you think and only one had much success. Oh, except for that network reality thing.
Krysten Ritter – B- list mostly television actress who had her chance to hit A list but failed. Given the fact she was on a very hit cable show she will probably get another chance.
Lady Gaga- Former A+ list entertainer(singer) who you feel will cut off a limb if she could stay A list.
LaToya Jackson – Former B list entertainer(singer) who is now a D list wannabe from a very famous family.
Laura Linney – A list mostly television actress who also makes great movies. Incredible actress.
Laura Prepon- B list mostly television actress who switched to almost television and almost made a huge mistake when she thought about leaving.
Lea Michele – B list mostly television actress from a hit ensemble show who has a decent shot at an EGOT if she plays her cards right and starts getting nicer.
LeAnn Rimes – Former A list entertainer(singer) who is now a B- lister who wants to be on television.
Liam Neeson- A list mostly movie actor who proves that old people can be action tars too.
Liev Schreiber – Foreign born B list mostly movie actor who is the least talented member of his family. OK, well he is better than his 70’s porn mustache brother.
Linda Evangelista – Former A+ list supermodel with the great name and the great dating history.
Lindsay Lohan- Former B+ list mostly movie actress who is hanging on to B list simply because of A+ list name recognition. It has nothing to do with talent.
Liv Tyler- Former B+ list mostly movie actress who is an offspring of a permanent A lister.
A To D List - The Rankings - Part Six
Jim Carrey – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who got his
start on a long running hit network show and can’t seem to get his A+ list
status back.
Jimmy Fallon – A list talk show host who can’t keep a straight face.
Jimmy Kimmel – A list talk show host who is not above stepping on a few backs to get to the top.
Joan Rivers – Permanent B list comedienne who is running on batteries at this point.
Jodie Foster- B list mostly movie actress/director who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
Joe Pesci – B list mostly movie actor who some say has seen his better days in acting. One character, many types of movies.
Jon Favreau – A list director who dabbles in acting and is much more known for his acting despite only being a B list actor.
John Goodman – B list mostly movie actor who has entered the world of almost television.
John Mellencamp- Former A+ list entertainer(singer) who hangs out with a heavily botoxed former A list mostly movie actress.
John Travolta- Former A+ list mostly movie actor who will be an A lister without doing anything else for another decade.
Johnny Depp – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who has dropped to A list after some really bad personal and professional choices.
Jon Bon Jovi- Permanent A list entertainer(singer) who is aging but can still rock.
Jon Hamm – A list mostly television actor from a hit cable show who will probably drop to B once it ends.
Jonah Hill – A list mostly movie comic actor who never met a higher ranking celebrity he couldn’t suck up to.
Jonas Brothers – All of them are former A list tweeners and one of them is a B list reality star in a very fake looking marriage.
Joseph Fiennes- Foreign born B- list mostly movie actor.
Joseph Gordon Levitt – B+ list mostly movie actor who got his start on one of the more well known network television shows. Had his chance to take the A list by the reigns and stumbled.
Josh Brolin- B+ list mostly movie actor offspring who would be A list if he was nicer and didn’t cheat or drink or get in fights.
Judi Dench – Aging foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is welcome to come have some drinks at my place anytime.
Julia Louis Dreyfus – A- list mostly television actress who is on a hit cable show that won’t match the hit network show she was on for popularity no matter how big it gets,.
Julianna Marguiles – A- list mostly television actress who should probably be B list but keeps picking some of the best shows on television in which to star. An amazing actress.
Kat Dennings – B+ list mostly television actress who would be A- if she had her own network show and didn’t have to share.
Kate Beckinsale – B- list mostly movie actress who would be higher or lower depending on movie success if she did something other than one character.
Cate Blanchett – Foreign born permanent B list mostly movie actress who is known as an ice queen. Once cracked a smile.
Kate Winslet – Foreign born A- list mostly movie actress from one of the biggest films of all time who seems great and fun to hang out with and is as long as you never ever make her mad.
Jimmy Fallon – A list talk show host who can’t keep a straight face.
Jimmy Kimmel – A list talk show host who is not above stepping on a few backs to get to the top.
Joan Rivers – Permanent B list comedienne who is running on batteries at this point.
Jodie Foster- B list mostly movie actress/director who is an Academy Award winner/nominee
Joe Pesci – B list mostly movie actor who some say has seen his better days in acting. One character, many types of movies.
Jon Favreau – A list director who dabbles in acting and is much more known for his acting despite only being a B list actor.
John Goodman – B list mostly movie actor who has entered the world of almost television.
John Mellencamp- Former A+ list entertainer(singer) who hangs out with a heavily botoxed former A list mostly movie actress.
John Travolta- Former A+ list mostly movie actor who will be an A lister without doing anything else for another decade.
Johnny Depp – Former A+ list mostly movie actor who has dropped to A list after some really bad personal and professional choices.
Jon Bon Jovi- Permanent A list entertainer(singer) who is aging but can still rock.
Jon Hamm – A list mostly television actor from a hit cable show who will probably drop to B once it ends.
Jonah Hill – A list mostly movie comic actor who never met a higher ranking celebrity he couldn’t suck up to.
Jonas Brothers – All of them are former A list tweeners and one of them is a B list reality star in a very fake looking marriage.
Joseph Fiennes- Foreign born B- list mostly movie actor.
Joseph Gordon Levitt – B+ list mostly movie actor who got his start on one of the more well known network television shows. Had his chance to take the A list by the reigns and stumbled.
Josh Brolin- B+ list mostly movie actor offspring who would be A list if he was nicer and didn’t cheat or drink or get in fights.
Judi Dench – Aging foreign born B+ list mostly movie actress who is welcome to come have some drinks at my place anytime.
Julia Louis Dreyfus – A- list mostly television actress who is on a hit cable show that won’t match the hit network show she was on for popularity no matter how big it gets,.
Julianna Marguiles – A- list mostly television actress who should probably be B list but keeps picking some of the best shows on television in which to star. An amazing actress.
Kat Dennings – B+ list mostly television actress who would be A- if she had her own network show and didn’t have to share.
Kate Beckinsale – B- list mostly movie actress who would be higher or lower depending on movie success if she did something other than one character.
Cate Blanchett – Foreign born permanent B list mostly movie actress who is known as an ice queen. Once cracked a smile.
Kate Winslet – Foreign born A- list mostly movie actress from one of the biggest films of all time who seems great and fun to hang out with and is as long as you never ever make her mad.
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