Random Photos Part Four

Charlie Hunnam cleaned up real nice with

Idris Elba for the premiere of Pacific Rim.

Eliot Spitzer is running for City Controller and his favorite ex-hooker, Ashley Dupre was spotted out with

her husband.

Elle Fanning after yoga class.

Eva Mendes heads out of Los Angeles.

Also heading out of LAX was Freida Pinto.

Amber Heard in a photo shoot for a magazine.

Yeah, now I can never listen to that Duran Duran record again. Thanks Anne Hathaway.

Ashley Dupre Gets An Advice Column

You know things are going to crap in this world when Ashley Dupre is getting paid a salary to write an advice column for the NY Post. Everyone is out of work, but the former hooker who brought down a Governor is suddenly an expert on dating and relationships and gets a job. There is no way I could do this topic justice, and I thought to myself I bet Michael K already wrote about it. Sure enough he had, and for his take on the thoughts of Ashley doling out relationship advice, you can click here.

Random Photos Part Two

There is a certain kind of symmetry to the fact that Mel B was on the top of part one and David Beckham is on the top of Part 2. Of course here though David is not with his wife, but another singer instead. Shakira, who I happen to think is more attractive.
David must think so as well as he goes in for the kiss as Shakira holds her breath. Note to self. No garlic eating at lunch.
And the awkward kiss continues with Shakira finally able to breathe. I have no idea where her hand is traveling, but maybe to check if the Armani ads are real?
Alan Cumming and Christian Siriano laughing about the time Lindsay Lohan told them she was a fashion designer.
This is Ashley Dupre who walked the runway for some eco fashion line. I didn't even recognize her. She is the hooker from the Elliot Spitzer scandal.
The ridiculously good looking couple of the day award goes to Alessandro Nivola and Audrey Tautou. They have previously won and therefore are no longer eligible for the award.
Agent Provocateur calls this their army. Never let it be said that I don't support the troops.
And then the bus driver killed everyone on board because he couldn't take his eyes off the army.
Larry David and the man on the left is Bob Einstein aka Super Dave Osborne. Remember him?
Chris Brown picking up trash.
Scott Bakula doesn't look like he has aged in 20 years. Here he is with his wife Chelsea.
Courtney Love checking to see if she is still alive. She probably practiced on Kurt.
You thought it was Valerie Bertenelli didn't you? It is actually Catherine Zeta Jones.
Evan Rachel Wood is very pretty. I just don't think she seems very friendly.
Someone who is probably friendly is Gerard Butler.
I know Hal Sparks is friendly. And funny.
Jennifer Aniston has to go pee. Aaron Eckhart looks like he has dropped some weight.
I like this look for Jessica Alba.
Josh Hartnett. Earlier in the week he spent the night with Sienna Miller perched in his lap.
Jesse Metcalfe had no one perched in his lap last night.
As far as I know James Purefoy and Michael Bassett stayed lap free as well.
Kellie Pickler looks great and that guy from Murphy Brown looks like he got a job carrying her bags.
Kat Von D and Juliette Lewis.
How bad does your life have to suck that your job is to hold an umbrella for Lauren Conrad. That isn't an Academy Award winner out there you are protecting, it is Lauren Conrad.
Between Taylor and Lindsay I'm pretty sure they have run through every drug in the dictionary.
Lili Taylor!! That must mean it is a Say Anything night tonight.

Ashley Dupre Says All Women Are Just Like Her

Apparently Russell Simmons decided that Ashley Dupre needed a forum to be heard or decided that we needed to hear what she had to say or she put out for him. I haven't quite figured that one out yet. Ashley Dupre is the hooker who turned tricks with the former Governor of New York. Well, now that it has been a year or so, Ashley wants you to remember her so she went off on a rant on Russell Simmons' site Global Grind. I am ashamed to say I don't know the site, but sounds like a tour of strip clubs around the world.

Anyway, Ashley's post was taken down, but thanks to the wonders of the internet, both the NY Post and Kneepads have excerpts from her rant. Oh, if you want the short version she says that all women are basically hookers just like her.

"I know many women who target guys with money and use them to get these things. They toy with them, flirt, go on dates, have sex and then drop hints about that new dress . . . or being short on rent money -- and the guys deliver it."

"I see this all over New York City. Some women aren't as vindictive, but still dive into relationships with wealthy guys who they don't love or even find attractive, but they stay in it because they have a nice home, a car and spending money," she wrote.

"They would rather stay in an unfulfilling or loveless relationship than lose that security."

"Is what I did any more dishonest? Get real and get over yourself."

Ashley then goes on to plug her new CD and says for an extra $500 she will come over to your house and deliver it in person. And you can even leave your socks on. This is the last gasp of someone who didn't even get 15 minutes and doesn't deserve 15 minutes.

A Lot Of Layers

I need to try and remember to go to a doctor on Friday so I can steal a People Magazine. Ashley Dupre sat down for her very first interview and it was with People. I guess she probably realized that they would pay her and they would do their very best to make her look like the victim here and to shy away from discussing anything involving sex.

Well, she got her wish. Kneepads certainly lived up to their nickname. In the excerpt from the interview that People posted online, she is definitely given the kid gloves treatment. It's like they just let her talk, took quotes from her and made them into a story. There don't appear to have been any actual questions involved in this interview. Just a series of statements made by Ashley.

The first thing she wants us to know is that she is a normal girl. I'm guessing normal in the sense that she is a girl. I'm not here to judge her profession. The only thing I care about is if she is filling us up with a nice helping of BS. So, when she said, "I have a lot of depth, a lot of layers," I decided enough was enough. What layers has she showed? She was in Girls Gone Wild, then was a stripper and a hooker. After that she tried to get as much money as possible from Playboy so she could take off her clothes again for money. After that, she spent the entire summer on the beach working on a tan except for the time she spent shacked up with the married guy in a New York hotel room. I guess I'm missing some of the depth or the layers.

Ashley does think the former Governor has been punished enough and she is sorry for any pain Silda Spitzer has had. See, to me, I could almost believe that last part, except for what she did this summer with the married guy. Yes, the guy is as much to blame. But, she knew that he was married. So, if she really didn't want Silda to feel any pain, then why on earth did she find some other wife to bring pain to.

Ashley wants to do films and write books and make music. I don't care what she does. I just don't want to actually have to see it. But, I might not get that lucky. It wasn't in the excerpt of the interview, but apparently Ashley is in the running to get a Tila Tequila style dating show where Ashley is the prize. Great.

I Thought It Said She Did Dr. Phil

I really need to read more carefully. I was reading a story from Fox News about Ashley Dupre and it said she sees herself as a Dr. Phil type and somehow I thought it said she liked to do Dr. Phil. I know, I know the thought she thinks she is Dr. Phil is way scarier than her actually doing him. I mean you would figure that she has probably had sex with like 1,000 guys so some of them must have looked like Dr. Phil or talked like him or liked to dress like him or liked to pretend he was Dr. Phil and she was Oprah. I know it sounds bizarre, but you have to figure that all these guys weren't just sticking to the basics.

So, the day where that married New Jersey guy admits he had been sleeping with her for a month is the day her spokesperson lets it slip that Ashley is working on a $2M deal which would involve an interview about the Spitzer thing and her very own talk show. She is really interested in "something that cleans up her image." You know, something that say, "hey, I don't sleep with married guys anymore and wreck their marriages. Except for the one that I'm doing now."

According to her spokesperson, Ashley sees herself as a Dr. Phil type and wants to help people with their problems. Somehow I see lots of guys volunteering to be on the show and know exactly what their problems are and how she can help.

Oh, the NJ guy who has been sleeping with Ashley for the last month is "ashamed." He isn't ashamed, he is just ticked off he was caught, and I guarantee you that at work he is sharing the stories with anyone who will listen.

She's Got To Make A Living

The NY Post is reporting today that The Hooker was back to her old tricks on Tuesday as she and a married father of two spent the day together, and then decided to go ahead and get a hotel room together for the night.

Now look. I am all about Ashley Dupre needing to make a living and honestly, if she wants to run tricks I think that is much better than being some kind of personal slave to Joe Francis which appears to be her other option.

This post is more directed to the guy involved here who the NY Post says is TJ Earle who lives just two miles from Ashley and did all this while his wife and kids were at home wondering where Daddy was. I don't know if this guy just decided he could afford it so he was going to see what the Governor found so fascinating about Ashley or that he doesn't care about his wife and family any more or what? Unless he is the dumbest ass wad on the planet he must have known that being out with the most famous hooker in the world in the middle of the media capital of the world at the swankiest hotel in New York was probably going to get you noticed and blasted on the front pages of the paper.

So, that little lie you told the wife about playing some golf or the asphalt conference in Hoboken is going to be pretty much shot when the wife opens up the paper or has one of her million friends call her and tell her. She's going to look stupid and all you are going to have to show for it is a lighter wallet and a sex date who was famous for having unprotected sex.

Good times.

Whoever Has The Most Cash Wins

So did you New Yorkers hear the good news? Ashley Dupre is moving to Los Angeles. I know, I know, no longer will you have to worry about running into her while you are around town and then wondering to yourself if the guy she is with paid her. No, instead she can come out here with Denise and Kim and it will be like old home week.

The reason Ashley is coming out here is because people are interested in making a reality show with her. I guess the good times of Tila Tequila are over and the powers that be are tired of seeing her naked and so they are bringing in Tila's replacement. Another dating show from someone who we really don't care about. Just what reality television needs. Anyway, I don't really see the point of a dating show starring Ashley since it is pretty obvious that the guy who has the most cash in his wallet at the time they meet automatically wins.

I mean is there any chance that true love could come out of this? I'm not saying that a man or woman would not, could not, or should not fall in love with someone who sells sex for money. It happens and, hey I'm a romantic. What I am saying though is what person on national television with YouTube around the world is going to profess his love in public for her? All of his friends will be asking if she charges extra on the weekends.

What I really think they need to do is take all the dating winners. Bachelor, Bachelorette, Flavor Flav, New York, Bret Michaels, Average Joe. All of them. Take all the winners from each show and just throw them in a house together. Mix them and match them. Speed dating, overnight dating, threesome dating. Whatever it takes for 30 days. We would all get to see old favorites and with people looking for true love as opposed to winning something good might actually happen.